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STARTING WITH A NEW ONE

>> No.17352866

>>17352851
holy fucking autism

>> No.17352892
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>be me
>have qt3.14 brown, book nerd gf, pic related
>she makes me do lots of boring intellectual shit like vising gallerias and going to the theatre
>worth it because the sex is great, she loves oral
>she starts hanging out with this weirdo
>he's clearly thick as shit but he's pretending to be smart to get into my gf's knickers
>I assess him and he's not a threat
>tell him he can do all the intellectual bollocks with my gf while I take care of the physical side
>things are great for a while
>I start to get suspicious that gf is having oral sex with the weirdo
>need to expose him
>gf's book club are reading Wuthering Heights and she's made weirdo join in
>Come up with a plan
>Read an online essay on Wuthering Heights so I can sound like an expert
>Go to book club
>ask weirdo to start us off
>"Wuthering Heights is a love story."
>Fell right into my trap!
>"It's not a love story," I say "It's a fucking fuck story."
>Start unloading my knowledge like an intellectual
>Awkward fatty walks in, manimal beside him and interrupts me
>Says that I'm quoting a well known essay
>Ivebeenrumbled.jpg
>gf says to fatty "Wow, you sound like an intellectual."
>Fuck this. I'm out of here.
>Call them a bunch of pseuds as I leave.

>> No.17352919

>>17352892
Stop posting picture of women. reported.

>> No.17352956

>>17352892
Jez eating the dog was funnier.

>> No.17352977
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>> No.17353098

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1611331174248.webm

>> No.17353107

>>17353098
based pantagruelist

>> No.17353131
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another new one.

>> No.17353154
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>>17352851
cringe thread anon

>> No.17353165

>>17353154
dilate.

>> No.17353184

>>17353165
based seethe

>> No.17353200

>>17352851
>>17353131
These aren't new. I've seen them both several times before

>> No.17353214 [DELETED] 

>>17352892
lol

>> No.17353243

>>17352977
Not that the reddit bugman is happy in any sense of the word other than the most superficial but there's a shit ton of projection in the /pol/tard's post

>> No.17353289

>>17352892
Chance would be a fine thing

>> No.17353302

>>17353243
>an extrapolation upon typical symptoms of modernity is projection
I hate Freudian thought like (You) wouldn't believe.

>> No.17353325

>>17353302
Yes, it is. I can tell through stylometry that the poster is a hopeless skinnyfat goonslave

>> No.17353338

>>17353243
>muh projection
have sex incel tier post anon

>> No.17353340

>>17353325
And, through your own posts, I can determine that you are the very same as he.
Post physique to disprove, else you are an addlepated chronic masturbator of the spectacle.

>> No.17353359
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>> No.17353364

>>17353243
A lot of people have been to the abyss and back so they can recognize it. It's not really projection, but I agree that anon is personally familiar to the display.

>> No.17353369

>>17353359
this one always gets me

>> No.17353379
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>> No.17353394

>>17353359
>>17353369
is he saying you're reading Plato to become an intellectual, or that reading Plato is for non-intellectuals? I really don't get it :/

>> No.17353410

>>17353359
He is right so, based Youssuf!

>> No.17353421

>>17353394
that is why you are not an intellectual.

>> No.17353422

>>17353394
it's not really clear, both work. But it's funnier as an insult

>> No.17353433
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>> No.17353445

>>17352977
>as Kant says

>> No.17353447

>>17353433
anybody have the one like this except he says "watch my teeth grow in fast" and he grows his teeth in?

>> No.17353462

>>17353422
I am a big guy for you.

>> No.17353472

>>17353433
This is Godel-Escher-Bach.

>> No.17353477

>>17353472
Unironically yes

>> No.17353522

>>17353433
Read some of GEB but then I couldn't be bothered working through the logic puzzles. Are they worth persisting with or can I skip over them and still understand the book?

>> No.17353527

requesting the antinatalist chart

>> No.17353629

>>17353522
At least try to understand them.

>> No.17353685

>>17352892
kek, took me a while

>> No.17353693

>>17353685
I didn't get it at all.

>> No.17353710

>>17353693
you should join us /tv/-chads

>> No.17353745

>>17352892
He says suits, not puhsoods

>> No.17354037

>>17353394
it could be read either way but probably intended as an insult

>> No.17354108

>>17352977
Sounds like 95% of 4chan

>> No.17354137

>>17353379
based

>> No.17354158

SNEED
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO SINCE I BEGAN TO FEED.
THERE ARE 387.44 MILES OF SEEEDS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY BRAIN
IF THE WORD SNEED WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF SEEDS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE SNEED I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO CHUCK'S
SNEED
SNEED

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>>17353472
Holy fuck I Am a Strange Loop is complete cancer. I will not read GEB.

>> No.17354240

>>17354158
holy based anon

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