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17351723 No.17351723 [Reply] [Original]

What's the difference between a coffee table book and a 'real' book?

>> No.17351725

shut the fuck up

>> No.17351732

>>17351725
Based

>> No.17351737

>>17351723
Books are meant to be read. Coffee table books are meant to be looked at.

>> No.17351758

>>17351737
>>17351723
Stfu samefag, quit being a schizo

>> No.17352403

>>17351725
fpbp

>> No.17353001
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17353001

>>17351723
You see, the joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you... https://youtu.be/ezXGcRbJjts

>> No.17353270

>>17351723
Coffee table books go on your coffee table and usually have big pictures in them

>> No.17353610

>>17351723
novels are coffee table books
philosophy books are real books

>> No.17354254

>>17351737
You have to go back

>> No.17354265
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17354265

They’re large form magazines

>> No.17354285

>>17354265
>Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

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Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>> No.17354381

I like to lay out “cool” but inoffensive big photo books on my coffee table before a bitch comes over. Easy conversation piece over a drink. One very low effort action to make getting the pussy slightly easier.