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*teleports you into his show*

>Mister Anon is a graduate of Midwit university, majoring middle of his class in STEM. He is regarded by his high school English teacher as the best writer in a class of 15. He identifies himself as Catholic even though he's from Massachusetts. He has no respect for what he calls 'the Post-Modernist Neo-Marxists' of Academia, believes that one cannot call himself a writer if he has not lived a life like Bukowski and that one ought not to have a say in complex matters until he's attained a level of theological understanding like Guenon.

What do you talk about with Buckley?

>> No.17349261

>>17349252
>What do you talk about with Buckley?
Beyblades.

>> No.17349276

>>17349252
>I'd have to correct that introduction Mr. Buckley. I'm not a graduate and I live at home with my mom.

>> No.17349288

Asian thotties

>> No.17349307

>>17349252
>He identifies himself as Catholic even though he's from Massachusetts.
>even though

Massachusetts is the second most Catholic state

>> No.17349312

>>17349252
Now listen here you queer, I majored in humanities and was at the bottom of my class

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17349356

what a disgusting man

>> No.17349372

>>17349356
His facial tics come out more surprisingly in his later interviews. Precocious child until the end. I think Obama winning broke his heart

>> No.17349385

>>17349252
I took an oily shit and it slid down the toilet bowl like your mother into my arms.

>> No.17349452

>>17349252
“I never read Leviathan, I summarized cliffnotes for the Hobbes thread I got 16 (You)s in.

Same with Aristotle.”

>> No.17349485

>>17349252
I think this is the first time I've been the smartest person in the room

>> No.17349493

I would probably just grill him on how pathetic and despicable conservative politicians are, more specifically on how they concede on virtually every single value they claim to hold and the only thing they continuously fight for is enabling the ultra rich, everything else is expendable but not that. they're basically just greasy rats with no values or beliefs who dont care about anything but lining their pockets with lobbying money from kikes and asians

>> No.17349517

>>17349252
Stop beating around the bush Billy! For God’s sake, we need an absolute monarchy

>> No.17349541

>>17349493
>concede on

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17349613

>>17349252
>Oh just shut up, Buckley. Nobody cares about your mumbling nonsense

>> No.17349615

>>17349252
why are his facial tics so endearing?

>> No.17349718

>>17349615

Because conservative disgust with the opposition is intrinsically and understandably human. It's natural to be disgusted by gays, kikes playing shrewd (Chomsky), and so on.

>> No.17349733

>>17349718
Buckley was a 100% shabbos goy that was handled by zionist agents like Kristol

>> No.17349761

>>17349733

You believe that this is a rebuttal.

>> No.17349786

>>17349252
>What do you talk about with Buckley?
Literature, Buckley talking about art was sweet and charming.

>> No.17350184

>>17349786
Based

>> No.17350480

>>17349493
Too bad the other side is the same. It’s a damn shame. We need socially conservative Christian socialists for Jesus.

>> No.17350485

>>17349288
asian goth e-girls

>> No.17350496

I debate the effects of globalization, outsourcing, and immigration on future American generations

>> No.17350702

>He identifies himself as Catholic

Lolno.

>> No.17351063

>>17349252
Bill--Bill, let me stop you right there. I never called myself a Catholic, I said I'm "Catholic-identifying." Get it right. And secondly, I've eaten, drank, and fucked things that would make Chuck Bukowski blush, so please, don't patronize me.
Anyway, you were saying you wanted to pick my brain about the limitations of transnational environmental policies established and consisting purely of western democracies. Let's get into it. The western democracies have always been ahead of the curve with environment stewardship, which has, quite ironically I may say, made them the least in need of serious, rigorous, and well-enforced environmental protectionist policies; it's like forcing Great Britain, France, and Canada to commit to anti-holocaust policies in 1945...doesn't really tackle the issue does it, Bill?

>> No.17351166

>>17351063
Holy based