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What book is a guaranteed pussy magnet?

>> No.17324082

mk

>> No.17324084

>>17324075
Unironically the Bible, anon.

>> No.17324100

>>17324075
MUH DIARY

>> No.17324106

>>17324075
SIEGE

>> No.17324117

>>17324075
Books don't work like that, anon. You need to turn yourself into something attractive. Books are not accessories.

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17324121

>>17324075
Just buy her book and tell her how much you like it. Thought counts more than cleverness

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17324169

>>17324075

>> No.17324173

>>17324075
The only way to get someone to talk to you while reading is to pick a book so offensive to the average reader that a girl will eventually ask you about it. "Ugh! Why are you reading the private journals of Ayn Rand!?" Bingo. She's talking to you

>> No.17324265

>>17324100
DESU

>> No.17325836

>>17324173
cringe
>>17324121
based

>> No.17325989

>>17324075
Any book by French existentialists.

>> No.17325998

>>17324075
Fantômas

>> No.17326021

>>17324075
Lolita

>> No.17326032

Literally anything if you read in a public space, some chicks will always ask what you're reading for the sake of making conversation

>> No.17326037

>>17326032
step 1. be attractive
step 2. dont be unattractive

>> No.17326042

>>17326037
More like bother making yourself attractive, anon.

>> No.17326080

>>17324075
In Praise of Older Women

>> No.17326151

>>17324075
I guess Yeats and Proust and Wordsworth and that sort of stuff signal the the poetic sensitive type thats idealized a lot
Other than that there really isnt any. At best certain authors can reflect a certain personality type, but the books alone are never enough.
They can form a sort of litmus test for your personality though, and to some extend what books you read can either improve or worsen your personality.

The one main thing to avoid both for yourself and for signalling to others is only reading books that confirm your worldview.
being really into one philosopher only (usually Plato or Nietzsche), or only reading books from that specific niche of 'dudes suffering' (DFW, Dostoevsky, Hemingway, you know the memes) are classic red flags because of this.
note that none of these authors are really red flags on their own, its only when your taste ls limited to just those that you come off as close minded rather than well read.

>> No.17326211

>>17324106
To attract cute federal agent girls

>> No.17326350

>>17326042
>Everyone is attractive if u just believe in urself :))

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'Muff Mustache'

>> No.17326387

Unironically? The one you can talk about passionately.

>> No.17326400

>>17326350
More like grooming yourself properly. Women prefer an ugly guy who does a decent job at it (this also means being clean), than a cute fucking pig.

>> No.17326822

>>17326387
>>17326400
True. Just b yrself. Unless you happen to be an irredeemable cunt then perhaps try being someone else for a bit and see how that works out.

>> No.17326832

>>17326350
Take yourself out of the gene pool you dysgenic ugly bastard and stop shitting up this board with your ugliness

>> No.17326937

>>17326400
Jus take a shower bro

>> No.17326953

>>17326032
Where are you from? I've never seen this happen. I'm positively certain it would never happen here (Western Europe).
Unless by "public space" you mean anywhere in a highschool ; but socializing in highschool is easy, period.

>> No.17327035

>>17324075
Anything by Marquis de Sade

>> No.17327112

>>17324075
La Galatea. You fucking cuckhold bitch bustard cunt whipped, whelp

>> No.17327484

>>17326400
What is it with this dilemma people argue about? IT'S BOTH! If you're too ugly, you'll be unattractive even if you groom yourself well, and sometimes a disgusting chad still gets a girl, but for people in the middle of the bell curve, grooming can, and for the most part does, make the difference.

>> No.17327489

the learned disguise by R.C. Waldun

>> No.17327503

>>17327484
Yes, anon, but it makes a lot of difference. Consider the ugly dirty pig vs an ugly clean anon? Who is really at the bottom of the curve?

>> No.17327507

Literally anything by Calvino. Simple as.

>> No.17327520

>>17327484
Piganons don't stand a chance against the cleananons.

>> No.17327554

>>17324075
any french fag

>> No.17327562

>>17324075
Getting in good shape, simps who think that consuming a piece of media is all they need do to get laid deserve to stay incels until they die.

>> No.17327703

>>17326021
this but unironically

>> No.17327991

>>17327484
Onlt normies tolerate used partners so it doesnt matter anyway.

>> No.17328030

>>17327562
You cant maintain a relationship without social capital which means comformity which means normalcy which means consuming media smut. The /tv/ memes about the girl being turned off by a laptop with movies on it over using netflix are true. Its much worse if you dont watch listen play anything at all. You are boring and make her feel criticized for her shit sensibilities. This is why soys can manage some homely discarded concubine while they constantly look to upgrade.

>> No.17329299

Poetics works of lord byron

>> No.17329656

>>17324075
al quran

>> No.17330204

>>17327489
you will never be a real woman

>> No.17330336

Anything by Nabokov