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>Alright anon, it's 3 pm and we just woke up. We're going to need to score some opium, loiter around the trendiest art galleries, have sex with five or six of the women who want to model for our paintings, get our hands on some amphetamines so we can bang out another 5,000 words for those avant-garde magnum opera of ours with rather blatant anti-jewish undertones, go on a pub crawl with the wives of our editors, then get back to our hotel by 6am so we can read another chapter of Nieztsche while receiving blowjobs from my schizoid arthoe cousin before going to bed so we can wake up and do it all over again. You ready?

>> No.17313997
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17313997

>>17313975
No.

>> No.17314001

>were gonna have a BLAST

>> No.17314290

>>17313975
>have sex with five or six of the women
>dandypill
>women
Anon..

>> No.17314325

>>17313975
This sounds pretty degenerate, but not particularly dandy. To be truly dandypilled your day must involve some time at the clothier and/or the tailor.

>> No.17314328

>>17314290
Well, at least half of those are effeminate gays, but you get the idea

>> No.17314335

you forgot the part where they spend eight hours perfecting their neckerchief (as beau brummel is said to have done, the greatest dandy of them all)

>> No.17314351

>>17313975
Extremely based.

>> No.17314414

>>17313975
>Hemingway described lewis of having the "eyes of a unsuccessful rapist"

>> No.17314568

>>17313975
>sex
>on amphetamines
nope

>> No.17314576

>>17314414
Every time I read something new about Hemingway, my love for him grows even more

>> No.17314594

>>17314414
BEADY

>> No.17314667

Get syphilis

>> No.17314772

>>17314325
Pro-tip: China-towns usually have pretty good bespoke tailoring services at affordable costs (affordable being relative here).

Better yet, when traveling abroad, hit up Bangkok or Shenzhen.

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T/F?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZgSrJavOnw

>> No.17316628

>>17313975
sounds fun and all, but women dont want ot have sex with me

>> No.17316650

>he hast turned his back on the world and become a from bed aesthete NEET for the last ten years

>> No.17316660

>>17316650
I've been doing this during my college years