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Did anyone else laugh their ass off while reading this? Being inside Humbert's mind is a riot

>> No.17286133

>>17286118
Ninety pounds is all she weights, bros...

>> No.17286138

>>17286118
I was mostly bored by the roadtrip stuff. can't remember anything particularly funny

>> No.17286143
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>>17286118
Everyone (including most cover designers) forgets how funny the book is. This is one of the only Lolita covers I've seen that I think works at all.

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>>17286133
IMAGINE

>> No.17286195

>>17286158
My gf is 88 pounds and 4'11. I genuinely pity guys who have no idea what that feels like.

>> No.17286204

>>17286118
I jerked off while reading it

>> No.17286243

>>17286204
Jeez, and I thought *I* loved Nabokov's prose.

>> No.17286258

>>17286118
>>17286143
yes thank you.

>> No.17287132

>>17286195
mine is 95 lbs and 4'11
i feel i am cheating law

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>>17286243
Underrated post.

>> No.17287381

>>17287132
It's fucking awesome right? I want to write Homeric odes in honor of how tight her pussy is. I've been with girls before her, but she is the only one that I'm literally ready to go again like 15 seconds after cumming. Just one look at her nude petite gymrat body laying next to me and I get insta-hard again. We probably fuck like 4 or 5 hours every night. She probably thinks I'm a demigod on earth.

>> No.17287434

>>17286158
kill yourself

>> No.17287471

>>17287381
Awful fanficiton lol 2/10

>> No.17287620

>>17287471
The fact you think I'm lying says more about you than about me.

>> No.17287631

>>17286195
>>17287381
>>17287132
leave this site and never come back

>> No.17287831

>>17287631
why

>> No.17287958

>>17286118
I didn't really lol'd hard, but there was always an underlying irony in the book.
>>17287381
This makes you sound like you never had pussy. no one cares you got laid

>> No.17288583

Yes I thought it was rather cute and funny

>> No.17288596

>>17286243
kek

>> No.17288642

>>17286195
i felt genuinely weird every time i've been with a very short girl. even as a 5'10 guy it felt predatory. i prefer girls that are close to my height, it makes sex more of an even playing field than a one sided affair. then again maybe according to incels that makes me some kind of low test pussy

>> No.17288651

>>17286133
Same with my gf

>> No.17288660

>>17288642
I'm 6'5" and have been with a 4'11" girl. It's fun being able to lift them and throw them around with ease.

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>>17288642
Tall girls are the best.

>> No.17288679

>>17288642
The bigger the contrast in height, the hotter it is. Girls want to be tossed around like a rag doll by a guy who is at the very minimum at least half a foot taller than them. It's in their genes. And it's in our genes to find that hot as fuck as well.

>> No.17288698

>>17286118
Haha child molestation go light of my life fire of my loins

>> No.17288702

>>17288679
i'm also half a faggot so that might explain my fucked up wiring