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"However!", Dumbledore said calmy. "Certain recent sneedvents just be taken into feedcount."

>> No.17279603

Why do this

>> No.17279608

>>17279577
>formerly slytherin’s

>> No.17279980

>>17279577
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS

>> No.17279985

>>17279608
>>17279577
Kek I should not have laughed at this stupid shit.

>> No.17279991

What houses would Sneed and Chuck be sorted into?

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holy crap! a freakin' sneed!

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I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

>> No.17280135

>>17279577
Top tier thread. Monitoring this for further epic posts

>> No.17280431

>>17279577
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on 4channel: "However!", Dumbledore said calmy. "Certain recent sneedvents just be taken into feedcount."
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4channeler: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

>> No.17280556

>>17280431
Ooga booga go back to Africa

>> No.17280587

>>17280431
Start w greeks

>> No.17280610

>>17280431
Lol and lmao