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I know I'm a degenerate I don't care, is it The Definitive Edition?

>> No.17279151

fuck off jeff

>> No.17279257

>>17279125
Hi Jeff, when is the next album coming?

>> No.17279291
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>Something wonderful has happened. Peter... I'm pregnant

>> No.17279443

>>17279151
>>17279257

Who's Jeff?

>> No.17279458 [DELETED] 

>>17279443
Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel

>> No.17279475

>>17279443
OP

>> No.17279496
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>ywn be a Confederate Army paratrooper jumping from the sky into Holland one September morning in 1944 to rain death from above on the German invaders who think that brutalizing women and children makes them hot shit
>ywn stumble upon the Gestapo ransacking a seemingly abandoned house in the Dutch countryside
>ywn decide to ambush them before they make off with whatever they’re looking for
>ywn let loose with a devastating volley of rifle fire into the Nazi ranks
>ywn alongside your brothers in arms, charge into the fleeing Germans, howling like an angry wind, a force of nature
>ywn skewer a cowardly Nazi thug, with your bayonet, watching the blade turn warm and red with blood
>ywn hear faint crying coming from the abandoned house
>ywn carefully open the door, rifle at the ready, for you have no clue what’s behind it
>ywn find a terrified, barefoot, and nine month pregnant Anne Frank cowering in a corner, praying and weeping, begging pitifully for you not to hurt the unborn baby that fills her womb
>ywn comfort Anne by holding her in your embrace, you don’t understand her language and she can’t understand yours, but the language of love is universal, and she realizes that you don’t mean her any harm
>the rest of your company will never march off to pursue the Germans, with the captain ordering you to get her somewhere safe and then rejoin them
>Anne will never slowly become mesmerized by your uniform with its solid grey and intricate red bars, cuffs, and collars, studded with bronze buttons
>the heavily pregnant Anne will never abruptly pin you to the wall, kissing you deeply before throwing you onto the bed
>Anne will never unbutton your coat and pants, searching desperately for that one thing that offer her release from the pain and anguish that she feels for her people
>she will never guide your throbbing hard cock into her pussy
>she will never stare at you in pure lust as she rides your dick
>ywn cum deep inside her when her water breaks

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>>17279151
>>17279257
>>17279291
>>17279443
>>17279458
>>17279475
>>17279496
Just answer the question.

>> No.17279542
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>>17279539

No

>> No.17279556

>>17279151
>>17279257
amazing. what a beautiful day

>> No.17279570

Obsessed

>> No.17279588

>>17279539
Sorry. You want the Meade Engelsdottir translation, Rootbloom Press. The one with the Janus Dreng foreword.

>> No.17279610

>>17279125
Next time don't die in a camp

>> No.17280580

>>17279610

oof

>> No.17281465

>>17279151
jeff would already know the answer to this

>> No.17282431

>>17279588
kek

>> No.17282683

>>17279539
Dollar store thom yorke

>> No.17283992

>>17279291
how old was she when she got the news?