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17243464 No.17243464 [Reply] [Original]

I'm planning to kill myself, but I need to get rid of all my stuff first so no one has to clean up after me. Problem is I've got too many books. What's the best way to get rid of all my books (~1000) in a month's time? Selling online would take too long and donating to a library would just be a burden to them.

>> No.17243526

Do not kill self. Retain literature, problem solved.

>> No.17243554

>>17243464
You could stack them elegantly into a funeral pyre and then prostrate yourself along the top. Commence burning. Two birds. One match.

>> No.17243563

>>17243464
give em to me

>> No.17243571

Why kill self?

>> No.17243574

>>17243464
Any trade-in spots?
The grocery stores around here have a shelf near the door you can put your books. I always get rid of my books like that, now. It's nice to see them gone, too, when you walk by later.

>> No.17243595

>>17243554
oof. no way. burning is a shit way to die. If you have to, take a shit ton of drugs and rig up a matchbook timer to set it off after you've clocked out.

>> No.17243615
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17243615

>>17243464
don't do it. just get off 4chan and social media and don't watch tv or news for a week. just sit and think, clean your room, cook yourself a good meal, realize that everyone has their struggles and your thoughts of self-unimportance are a choice. oh, and get a dog. they're truly amazing

>> No.17243627

>>17243464
Donating 1000 quality, assuming they’re quality (you are only reading classics, right anon?), books to a library will never be a burden.

>> No.17243646

>>17243464
There are ways to kill your ego without ending your life. Take 1,000 micrograms of LSD.

>> No.17243670

>>17243646
>tfw you're too crazy to try LSD
life just won't stop shitting on me.

>> No.17243677

>>17243464
when you discover living is actually in fact better than being dead in a weeks time, you’ll feel very stupid for getting rid of your books
>>17243670
do it anyway or smoke meth

>> No.17243689

>>17243677
>smoke meth
I'm crazy not stupid

>> No.17243705
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17243705

>>17243464
imagine killing yourself just as things start to get interesting

>> No.17243712

>>17243646
no, psilocybin mushrooms. lsd and the thousands of fake analogs are a cia operation

>> No.17243727

>>17243712
how is a family of chemicals a ‘cia operation’

>> No.17243812

>>17243727
it's something that only becomes clear after you take a lot of drugs.

>> No.17243831

>>17243712
Don't think it's just LSD dude.

>> No.17243896
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17243896

>>17243727
because it's a drug that does what they want. caffeine and nicotine are legal because they keep people busy working. for the wandering minds, lsd and analogs give the euphoria and pseudo-psychedelic thoughts but none of the true connection to the higher realm

>> No.17243925

>>17243712
Agreed. Magic mushrooms are better in my experience, they can give you a true spiritual journey... But at the end of the day it’s just entertainment imo

>> No.17243935

>>17243896
right. how come you get the same prison sentence for having lsd dmt shrooms etc

>> No.17243963

>>17243554
That'd be badass, but I'm using a garage. I might just go ahead and burn them, though.

>>17243574
Not quick enough.

>>17243677
Nah, life is absolutely amazing. I'm just not equipped for it, or else I'm not deserving of it.

>>17243627
Mostly short story anthologies. I guess that would be a neat addition.

>>17243705
Sheeeiiit.

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>>17243925
>But at the end of the day it’s just entertainment imo
then the death of your mother, falling in love, spiritual experiences, epiphanies, orgasmic experiences, helping someone are all just entertainment? everything has a share of the divine to more or lesser degrees, whether a rock or a human. there are higher beings who look at us just like we look at ants. we're part of the big picture, it's not just "entertainment"

>> No.17244011

>>17243935
i don't know, most legislation is illogical

>> No.17244253

>>17243526

>> No.17244333

>>17243987
This. And when you find out you can speak to those higher beings through your mind, you will want to live merely for satiating your curiosity
>inb4 schizo

>>17243464
Just relax, everything will be OK. What is happening right now are the most important events in known history, debatably. This is /lit/erally a war against Good and evil

>> No.17244368

Cmon broski please don’t do that.

>> No.17244389

>>17243464
Give them to an impoverished school's library. It really won't be a burden.