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17242303 No.17242303 [Reply] [Original]

Let's have an actual meme free discussion here. Which of these books are the best/worst? I read Arcade and Crocodile and liked them both. Crocodile was a bit confusing but still pretty good. Arcade was better and went in a different direction than I thought it would (It's barely about an arcade)

How does F. Gardner put out work work so consistently? What other authors are from /lit? Only real answers here please

>> No.17242425

>>17242303
I heard you could read them in any order is that true? would make for fun rereads

>> No.17242427

BAP

>> No.17242946

Hey, Gardner here. I'm glad you're reading my books. You can, in fact, read them in any order you want. The reason I work so hard is to defend Western civilization against both internal and external (((threats))). If not for my work, it would have entirely collapsed already.

Also, please read my secret 6th book on plumbing.

>> No.17242995

Looks like flooding/spamming

>> No.17243000

>>17242946

NOOO! I'm the real Gardner! Stop impersonating me!

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17244362

BAP

>> No.17244480

I like them because my husband and I have a game where we narrate shitty lit on the fly about whatever we are doing and this reads exactly like one of our made up low quality ya books

>> No.17244585

>>17244480
is your husband F. Gardner

>> No.17244593

It's so dark and disturbing, exploring many subversive themes which are only for mature readers. You shouldn't read these books ever unless you are sure that you can handle them because they are very intense, and frightening. Look out Steven King F Gardner is the new Steven King.

>> No.17244655

>>17244593
This is true. I read call of the cradle and now I can't stop screaming every time I see an infant.

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17244674

>>17242303

Is that a Crocodile?!!? AHH! I'm going insane!!!!

>> No.17244693

redpill me on this guy

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>> No.17244724

>>17244693
/lit's favorite author. He's a fellow anon from here who wrote a bunch of amazing horror novels. You should check em out.

>> No.17245236

>>17242995
someone call a plumber. oh wait I am one! I even wrote a book about it! https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/14474656-plumbing-soldering-and-brazing-for-amateurs---including-a-section-on-gas

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17245255

I want to read Gardner because I genuinely want to support anons who write, yet, I despise shills.
Any books by Gardner for this feel?

>> No.17245267

stop shilling

>> No.17245278

>>17245255
What's the alternative to shilling for self published writers?

>> No.17245286

I can't believe all the support I've been getting here, thanks so much you guys! OP to answer your question I'm able to write so much because of my protestant work ethic. Well, my white protestant work ethic to be honest. I am invigorated and animated by the knowledge that with every word I type, every paragraph I format, and every page I finish I'm helping to secure a future for white children. There is no greater joy than serving my people (whites). With a good enough reason you can motivate yourself to lift the moon! Stay motivated, and thanks for reading my books!

>> No.17245288

>>17242303
I read call of the arcade and it was pretty good. What should I read next?

>> No.17245295

>>17245278
That's the problem: the shill's dilemma. They must shill in order to get out there, but shilling is a deplorable, degenerate state of being.

>> No.17245347

>>17242303
>>17242425
>>17242946
>>17243000
>>17244362
>>17244480
>>17244585
>>17244593
>>17244655
>>17244674
>>17244693
>>17244698
>>17244724
>>17245236
>>17245255
>>17245286
>>17245288
Fuck. Off.

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17245355

>>17245286
Things are getting out of hand here. I am not Protestant. I am a Traditionalist Catholic. The post I'm responding to is an imposter, along with all other posters claiming to be me. This concludes my only post. All subsequent posts are frauds.

>> No.17245446

>>17245355
Based

>> No.17245491

>>17245347
Cringe.

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17245553

I've noticed things are getting a little out of hand. I didn't know 4chan could be so wild! I want to clear the air a little-

Some people have been saying my books contain messages encouraging racemixing and other degenerate behavior. I just wanted to make it crystal clear that I want to erase Jewish people from the face of the Earth, and that my books are allegory for the temptations facing the white man in a fallen world. I also hate gypsies, homos, italians, and retail workers.

>> No.17245670

>>17245553
What the fuck

>> No.17245678

>>17245553
Thank you for your service. I noticed you books are all 2.99 on amazon. Is there any way I could pay more?

>> No.17245680

>>17245670
Go back

>> No.17245764

>>17245670
That’s not him. See >>17245355
He just copy and pasted the pic the real one posted.

>> No.17245787

>>17242303
>Meme free discussion...
ok
>About a meme bookseries...
oh no

>> No.17245934

>>17245787
Why are these books memes, anyway? I read Call of the Arcade and it was a really good book. I don’t get it.

>> No.17246066

>>17245347
Stop

>> No.17246151

>>17245678
Hi, anon. If you'd like, you can buy multiple copies of each book, and give the extras to your friends. I'm sure they'd appreciate them!

>> No.17246220

>>17245934
It's because you can read them in any order. Most series require reading them chronologically, but F. Gardner made it so you can read them in any order; that's why people refer to them as a "meme."

>> No.17246278

>>17245670
Dilate retard reddit tourist faggot.

>> No.17246311

>>17246220
That’s just a marketing gimmick though.

>> No.17247044

Based

>> No.17247054

What is the twist in call of the crocodile

>> No.17247489

>>17245236
I personally prefer Bricklaying and Simple Building for Amateurs