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Why does the perfect comeback come to me a month after the conversation happened?
Any book on how to train my brain to trim down the travel duration of perfect responses to the exact moment of exchange?

>> No.17240558

just do a costanza

>> No.17240567

>>17240558
What's that

>> No.17240579

What about practicing getting good comebacks by actually talking to people?

>> No.17240580

>>17240567
https://youtu.be/LOetkFopHK0

>> No.17240613

>>17240535
Far left: 8/10
Middle: 6/10
Far right: 8/10

>> No.17240629

>>17240535
It's called the spirit of the staircase or l'esprit de l'escalier in French, and it's unavoidable.

I love redheads but it would better if they had blue eyes.

>> No.17240646

>>17240613
there all 10s for me. I'm a slut for redheads

>> No.17240655

>>17240535
redheads > blondes > black hair (only when complemented with snow white skin) > brunettes > black hair (with non-snow white skin)
This is irrefutable

>> No.17240669

>>17240655
Redheads > black > dark brown > blond > light brown

Blond is way too overrated

>> No.17240676

>>17240669
Blonde*

>> No.17240702

>>17240669
brunettes are mischling redheads

>> No.17240729
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>>17240669
blondes are only overrated insomuch as they are rated above redheads.

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>> No.17241189

>>17241107
cursed.
dad should be second, mom third

>> No.17241197

>>17241189
fag

>> No.17241208

>>17241107
yikes your "6" is best

>> No.17241219

>>17241208
>yikes

>> No.17241287

>>17241208
This is the kind of thing a closeted homosexual would say

>> No.17241430

>>17240613
Short one: 11/10

>> No.17241466
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17241466

>>17241287

> Oh no, the pedo is calling me gay

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17241854

>>17240535
Redheads have the best smelling feet. I would smell all of their feet until I suffocate.

>> No.17241999

>>17240655
>>17240669
>>17240729
I'm Jewish so I will never look at a blonde woman

>> No.17242009

>>17241999
Shahar?

>> No.17242014

>>17240646
>>17241430
I'm giving the pre-school your plate numbers

>> No.17242018

>>17240535
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier

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>>17240535
It's just a function of your IQ. If you had infinite time, you could come up with the perfect chess move. A smarter person's mind works faster and will come up with that move before you will. That's why they use chess clocks, so stupid people don't waste everyone's time.

Are you wasting time now? Are you slow?

>> No.17242947

>>17241107
rolling

>> No.17242952

>>17240535
don juan by byron