/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.17208737]

What's your gf's favourite book?

[Anonymous No.17208753]

Goddamnit my youth is over and I barely fucked

[Anonymous No.17208776]

>>17208737

my name is red by pamuk

[Anonymous No.17208812]

>>17208737
Don Quixote. I know, pretty based

[Anonymous No.17209128]

>>17208753
Most of us wouldn't be here if we had loving qt gf

[Anonymous No.17209149]

The Big Penis Book

[Anonymous No.17209161]

>>17209128
actually true

[Anonymous No.17209177]

I'm gay

[Anonymous No.17209181]

>>17208737
I’d kill myself if I had a gf

[Anonymous No.17209186]

>>17208753
my youth is almost over and i never fucked

[Anonymous No.17209189]

>be me
>wake up
>old
>good years never started

[Anonymous No.17209217]

>>17209189
>>17209186
>>17209181
its over

[Anonymous No.17209223]

Frankenstein

[Anonymous No.17209359]

>>17209217
tell me something i dont know

[Anonymous No.17209531]

Some light romance presumably. At least she reads I guess

[Anonymous No.17209673]

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

[Anonymous No.17209710]

>>17208753
>>17209186
Good. Don't waste your youth pursuing women. Worry about that when you're older.

[Anonymous No.17210083]

>>17209673
lol my gf too

[Anonymous No.17210133]

>having sex outside of marriage

[Anonymous No.17210136]

Anna Karenina

[Anonymous No.17210142]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
NORMIEEEESS

[Anonymous No.17210154]

>>17208753
My youth is entirely over and i never fucked once. Barely even spoke, actually.

[Anonymous No.17210159]

>>17208737
I don’t have one, and let’s be real if I did she probably wouldn’t read.

[Anonymous No.17210180]

>>17208753

I'm too callous to even care

[Anonymous No.17210183]

>>17209128
No I'd come here with 20 VPNs and spam pictures of us fucking with the force of a thousand suns, also I'd have her timestamp her ass or titties or whatever I'm sticking my dick in.

[Anonymous No.17210198]

Hop on Pop

[Anonymous No.17210689]

>>17210183
That's why you're single fucking weirdo

[Anonymous No.17210894]

What age is youth over? 25? 30?

[Anonymous No.17210923]

Anybody read it? I sure as shit haven't.

[Anonymous No.17210937]

wife...cook book. Really wish she was more into lit but i guess there's no helping it

[Anonymous No.17210957]

Harry Potter unironically

[Anonymous No.17210965]

>>17210894
21

[Anonymous No.17210979]

>>17210083
>>17209673
5 IQ points above girls who like The Secret

[Anonymous No.17210991]

>>17208737
>gf

[Anonymous No.17211006]

>>17208737
>
=(

[Anonymous No.17211022]

>>17208737
Lolita

[Anonymous No.17211075]

>>17208737
gf?

[Anonymous No.17211190]

>>17208753
So now you're an adult that can afford to pay for sex

[Anonymous No.17211191]

>>17209710
big cope. why would you not want to fuck women in your prime? not to mention it becomes harder to pursue women as you age as you're left with the dregs as everyone is already paired off. if you want a single mum then fine i guess...

[Anonymous No.17211215]

30 - youth 'over' but still arguably have some prime years left
35+ - completely over it's all downhill from here

[Anonymous No.17211348]

>>17211215
Jesus Christ I have to make the next four years amazing I am almost dead

[Anonymous No.17211357]

>>17210965
H-hah good bait haha...

[Anonymous No.17211376]

>>17210894
For men, when they purchase property outright or when they can beat their father in a fair fight, whichever comes first.
For women, when they first attempt to get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.17211483]

>>17211376
I'm 24 and I could probably beat my dad in a fight hes riddled with arthritis from rowing in his youth, but im nowhere near owning property

[Anonymous No.17211496]

>>17211376
>For men, when they purchase property outright or when they can beat their father in a fair fight
Lmao so never or 15

[Anonymous No.17211810]

>>17208737

Low quality bait

[Anonymous No.17212360]

Dandelion Wine

[Anonymous No.17212440]

[Anonymous No.17212466]

[Anonymous No.17212619]

>>17211496
>never
A defeatist attitude isn't conducive to one's well-being, anon

[Anonymous No.17213850]

Anne of Green Gables
psyche that's my favorite book and i have no girlfriend

[Anonymous No.17213868]

>>17208753
me too anon

[Anonymous No.17213931]

I mean technically they're my ex-gf, but Under the Tuscan Sun

[Anonymous No.17213952]

>>17211496

Bro my dad is 64 and diabetic and he could still lay me out without breaking a sweat. Guy has fists like kettlebells.

[Anonymous No.17213966]

>>17210183

I'm suddenly remembering the /b/tard who used to eat the pinworms out of his girlfriend's asshole and posted pics like he thought he was some kind of alpha chad.

[Anonymous No.17213983]

>>17211191

There is literally nothing wrong with dating single mothers.

[I hate women No.17213996]

One fish two fish red fish blue fish

[Anonymous No.17214000]

Iunno probably some vegan environmentalists bullshit she hasn't read. I'm getting really tired of this shit.

[Anonymous No.17214011]

>>17208812
Based if she’s not a pretentious arthoe.
>>17208737
Screwtape Letters

[Anonymous No.17214021]

>>17214000
What does she do that is so unbearable?

[Anonymous No.17214073]

>>17209673
>The Unbearable Lightness of Being
is this good book gift for gf?

[Anonymous No.17214093]

>>17208737
She’s too busy cooking to read

[Anonymous No.17214209]

i dont even know what i would do if i had a gf, i do everything myself, all my hobbies are singular, i don't enjoy socialising for more than a few minutes, i dont even think sex is a worthwhile pursuit unless im wanting to get a girl pregnant

[Anonymous No.17214215]

>>17208753
I'm 26 and I have never had sex and most likely never will

[Anonymous No.17214221]

>>17208737
I've legitimately have had sex with 70+ women but I've never had a girlfriend or held a woman's hand in public

[Anonymous No.17214256]

>>17208737
>highschool gf
Some YA trash
>first year uni bf
Some genre-fiction fantasy trash
>second year uni bf
The once and future king
>cougar fwb at uni
I think she like the unbearable lightness of being
>third year uni gf
The great gatsby
The only person I’ve known age-appropriate with taste I really gel with is a female friend who I am not physically attracted to.

[Anonymous No.17214265]

>>17209128
Wrong desu
I only started reading a lot and browsing /lit/ after I was having sex regularly

[Anonymous No.17214266]

>>17214093
Based

[Anonymous No.17214270]

>>17214215
you're gonna have sex and you're gonna llike it

[Anonymous No.17214280]

My ex was a huge fan of the His Dark Materials trilogy. We traded favorite novels once, she let me read the copies that she's had since she was a kid. Certain pages were super blotted because for years, every time she'd get to them, she'd cry again. The books were a solid read, and the extra character to those specific copies made it a comfy experience. Fuck you for reminding me OP, I need to date someone who reads again.

[Anonymous No.17214284]

>>17214209
>i dont even think sex is a worthwhile pursuit unless im wanting to get a girl pregnant
And you’re right. It’s not. Having sex with a woman you don’t ever want to get pregnant is pointless.

[Anonymous No.17214293]

>>17214256
Wow, that's like so interesting dude

[Anonymous No.17214306]

>>17214270
I won't have sex with someone who has had sex.

[Anonymous No.17214321]

>>17214265
This. I don’t think I would enjoy literature as much if I never had any romantic experience. Seeing many authors make observations about female nature that I have also noticed makes something click. As if discovering a universal principle.

[Anonymous No.17214331]

>>17214280
Why did you two break up?

[Anonymous No.17214334]

>>17208737

''Pet Slave for Dummies''

[Anonymous No.17214338]

>>17214321
you don't enjoy literature, you enjoy smut.

[Anonymous No.17214340]

>>17214221
What the fuck man. Do you feel empty inside? (Genuine question)

[Anonymous No.17214350]

I never had a gf
good

[Anonymous No.17214388]

>>17214338
Not talking about sex. I don’t read degenerates. Just talking about the way women think and behave.
For example, how Dostoevski also noticed women somehow enjoy being humiliated/offended. How they fall in love with a man that can make them cry. Sounds fucked up but they like the emotional highs it provides them. What they truly hate is boredom and the feeling of numbness, so any man who can “fix” that and provide excitement to their lives is mesmerizing to them.

[Anonymous No.17214446]

>>17214388
>wow if I didn't have sex I wouldn't know woman are hysterical and hypergamous

Girls just wanna have fun.

>What they truly hate is boredom and the feeling of numbness
This is a meme actually, the reason girls want to leech off a mans life is because they are naturally submissive. it's not about boredom, it's about hero worship. They are hens showing off. Woman don't even know HOW to have fun.

[Anonymous No.17214564]

>>17214446
>wow if I didn't have sex I wouldn't know woman are hysterical and hypergamous
Again, I never even mentioned sex. And yes, I was clueless and bluepilled about female nature before I started getting into relationships. Having the personal experienced opened my eyes about many other things too, such as the role of men. Maybe I was an idiot for not knowing before, but it is what it is.
>the reason girls want to leech off a mans life is because they are naturally submissive, it's about hero worship. They are hens showing off. Woman don't even know HOW to have fun.
I don't fully disagree with you. Girls do like dominant, ruthless, and cruel men who order them around. However they also do hate boredom and the feeling of numbness. They like a man who can make them cry, laugh, and get angry.

[Anonymous No.17214683]

The unicorn chronicles or a girl named disaster

She likes children's books

[Anonymous No.17214686]

catcher in the rye shes big into salinger

[Anonymous No.17214723]

>>17208737
>gf
Fuck off normie

[Anonymous No.17214772]

>>17213966
wtf, that sounds beyond disgusting, even for that shithole

[Anonymous No.17215439]

Stoner. Makes her sound like more of a reader than she is, her top 5 would be 4 garbage tier historical fictions and stoner

[Anonymous No.17215462]

>>17208737
>gf

[Anonymous No.17215497]

>>17210894
im 30 and i fuck girls in their mid 20's very easily

[Anonymous No.17215567]

>>17214011
She's not. What is pretentious about Don Quixote anyway

[Anonymous No.17215579]

>>17208753
/thread all threads ever
no more posts
nobody post anything after this

[Anonymous No.17216029]

>>17209149
I'm glad she enjoys my work.

[Anonymous No.17216047]

If the answer isn't Lolita, you guys are missing out.

[Anonymous No.17216051]

>>17210894
For girls, around 20 or 21.
For men, it's over the day they stop trying.

[Anonymous No.17216132]

>>17214293
>answer OP’s question
>unnecessary snide reply
Wow I didn’t realise I was at a party with a bunch of passive-aggressive numale hipsters, kys faggot

[Anonymous No.17216470]

>>17214256
basado fren

[Anonymous No.17216783]

>>17214306

Aw stop being insecure dude.

[Anonymous No.17216827]

>>17208737
It is Sense and Sensibility, but you didn't answer your own question

[Anonymous No.17216853]

My bf reads Tolkien a lot, he likes pulp fantasy too

[Anonymous No.17217454]

>>17214340
I feel like shit and I'm afraid I've fucked up my ability to form emotional connections

[Anonymous No.17217486]

>>17216132
Calm down you histrionic little fag

[Anonymous No.17217672]

>>17209177
My nigga

[Anonymous No.17217801]

>>17214331
I had to go long distance for a summer, when I got back things were strange and she wouldn't sit down and figure it out with me, so I just broke it off. She started dating a friend of mine a month or two later, maybe I was just a stepping stone or something. Life's been great since then but certain memories still feel bad

[Anonymous No.17219969]

>>17208737
>implying my gf is literate
>implying I would ever allow her to read.

[Anonymous No.17219975]

>>17208737
She's a weeb but she likes Black Butler

[Anonymous No.17219976]

>>17208737
Does my /lit/ fictional waifu character counts?

[Anonymous No.17220076]

>>17208737
Tom Kratman's Caliphate

[Anonymous No.17220088]

>>17208737
>women
>reading
I'd beat her up she started reading women should stay illiterate and barefoot

[Anonymous No.17220094]

>>17210894
16

[Anonymous No.17220105]

Pride & Prejudice

[Anonymous No.17220136]

>>17211191
Assuming that you stay in shape and don't dress as a child molester, you'll become more attractive to women with age. It's not uncommon for 30 year old men to date 20 year old women.

[Anonymous No.17220533]

>>17210923
my ex loved that book. apparently had some crazy fight scenes but had a slow ending that she didnt like

[Anonymous No.17220855]

razor's edge

[Anonymous No.17220879]

>>17220855
Your gf sounds pretty based, does she like any of his other novels?

[Anonymous No.17220888]

>>17208737
She doesn’t have a favorite book but she is reading Count of Monte Crisco right now.

[Anonymous No.17220894]

>>17220136
a 30 year old man is still in his youth you retard. This whole men becoming more attractive with age is another cope too. Men age better than women certainly, but men don't really get better with age.

[Anonymous No.17220900]

>>17220894
>a 30 year old man is still in his youth

Sure thing, grandpa

[Anonymous No.17220909]

>>17220900
>doesn't have an actual argument so copes with a dumb insult
Is there anything you do that isn't cope?