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Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:27:55 2011 No.1716109 [Reply] [Original]

If you're a real American, you need to read Patriots. For the first time in history, one man has written the great American Novel on such topics as; Survival, Politics, War and Religion. If you're a god fearing Christian, you need to read Patriots. This is the the bible on the upcoming global collapse.

Learn how to make your family safe. Vote Republican. Vote often.

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Thu Apr 21 18:29:55 2011 No.1716114 cool

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:30:55 2011 No.1716120 1/10 Because I chuckled a little.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:30:55 2011 No.1716122 File: 54 KB, 630x630, 1303423168690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't know James Rawles visits /lit/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:32:55 2011 No.1716129 >>1716122 You haven't even read the book and your mind is made up? Oh wow, you get out of here.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:42:55 2011 No.1716143
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If you're a real American, you need to read Pat The Bunny. For the first time in history, one woman has written the Great American Picture Book on such topics as petting, bunnies, brownies, teddy bears, and grandma's shoe. If you're a God fearing Christian, you need to read Pat the Bunny. This is the the bible on the upcoming international bunny petting day.

Learn how to pat the bunny. Vote for petting. Vote often.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:48:55 2011 No.1716157 >>1716143 Oh that's right. Whistle past the graveyard kiddo. You're going to grow into a slob, just like your liberal dad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:51:55 2011 No.1716163 >>1716157 :/ My dad was in the Marines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:53:55 2011 No.1716166 >>1716163 Then I guess you'll be physically and/or mentally abusing your children.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:59:55 2011 No.1716177 >>1716163 Then why are you such a fuck-up? did the mail man sneak in and diddle mommy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:01:55 2011 No.1716183 IF YOU'RE A REAL AMERICAN YOU USE ALL CAPS YOU FUCK, YOU.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:02:55 2011 No.1716185 >>1716177 :O WHEN I WAS A CHILD, PEOPLE CALLED ME "THE MAILMAN'S BABY" BECAUSE I DIDN'T LOOK LIKE MY PARENTS. WHO ARE YOU??

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:04:55 2011 No.1716190
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If you're a real Vampire, you need to read Twilight. For the first time in history, one woman has written the great Vampire Novel on such topics as; Love, Submission, Lust and Sparkling. If you're a god fearing dark one, you need to read Twilight. This is the the bible on the upcoming vampire/werewolf war.

Learn how to make your blood kin safe. Vote Edward. Vote often.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:05:55 2011 No.1716196 where the bith certificate obummer??

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:10:55 2011 No.1716206

>>1716190
>>1716143

Can we keep shit like this going? This is much more amusing than poor little James Rawles getting his panties in a bunch and throwing a bitch fit. Plus it patronises his pathetic effort of scaremongering so that's a win-win right there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:40:55 2011 No.1716276 Bump for knowledge every good Christian should learn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 05:32:55 2011 No.1717537 >>1716276 Fuck off James you gigantic spastic. Enjoy your paranoia.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 05:43:55 2011 No.1717551
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If you're a real 11-year old, you need to read Miles to go. For the first time in history, one girl has written the great American Novel on such topics as; fame, papparazzi, Price Charming and ghostwriting. If you're a slutty pre-teen, you need to read Miles to Go. This is the the bible on the upcoming skank party.

Learn how to make your family shallow. Vote Republican. Vote often.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 06:04:55 2011 No.1717572

If you're a real witch, you need to read Supermarket Magic. For the first time in history, one man has written the great scratch and sniff spell book on turning people into: Pickles, Soap, Peaches, Peanuts, Tangerines, Pears, Strawberries, and Perfume. If you're a mother earth fearing Wiccan, you need to read Supermarket Magic. This is the grimoire on the upcoming grocery trip.

Learn how to turn people into vegetables. Scratch the pages. Sniff often.

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Anonymous Fri Apr 22 06:55:55 2011 No.1717624
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If you're a real insomniac, you need to read Goodnight Moon. For the first time in history, one woman has written the great illustrated short story on saying Goodnight to; the moon, the cow jumping over the moon, the red balloon... If you're a sleep fearing schizophrenic, you need to read Goodnight Moon. This is the the bible on your upcoming mental collapse.

Learn how to never sleep again. Say Goodnight to everything. Say it often.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 07:08:55 2011 No.1717635
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If you're a real guido, you need to read A Shore Thing. For the first time in history, one whore has written the great Italian Novel on such topics as; beauty, drinks, guidos and guidettes. If you're a tan fearing guido, you need to read A Shore Thing. This is the bible on douchebaggery.

Learn how to gel your hair. Fist pump. Fist pump often.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 07:17:55 2011 No.1717648

If you're a real homosexual, you need to read Queer Eye for the Straight Guy : The Fab 5's Guide to Looking Better, Cooking Better, Dressing Better, Behaving Better, and Living Better. For the first time in history, five men have written the great homosexual Novel on such topics as; Cooking, Making the most out of your Grindr app, How to kiss lewdly in public and get kicked out of the John Snow pub in London and Buttplugs. If you're a testosterone loving manly man, you need to read Queer Eye for the Straight Guy : The Fab 5's Guide to Looking Better, Cooking Better, Dressing Better, Behaving Better, and Living Better. This is the the bible [sic] on the upcoming fagocalypse.

Learn how to treat your arsehole nicely. Fuck men. Fuck men often.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 07:18:55 2011 No.1717649 File: 34 KB, 480x640, 1273550572109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 10:24:55 2011 No.1717861 I love you /lit/ Never change

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 10:30:55 2011 No.1717873 File: 158 KB, 616x504, hari-kari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >1717635 I threw a fit when i saw this,i was perfectly content not knowing a book like this existed,thanks a fucking lot.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 10:44:55 2011 No.1717892
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If you are a real idiot, you need to read Atlas Shrugged. For the first time in history, one butthurt soviet émigré has written the great story indicating the possibility of becoming wealthy without government providing a stable society for you to have opportunity to become wealthy in. If you are a fourteen-year-old angsty American who hates Obama, you need to read Atlas Shrugged. This is the bible driving the upcoming American collapse.

Learn how to vote against your interests. Support old money and support it often.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 11:25:55 2011 No.1717997
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If you're a real alpha male, you need to read The Game. For the first time in history, one mack daddy has written the definitive road to success with the opposite sex, detailing such topics as patterning, negging and other easy-to-see-through pop psychology. If you are a desperate loner who needs the placebo of a self-help book to work out his issues, you need to read The Game. This is the bible on your upcoming apocalyptically cheesy opening lines.

Learn how to drop your standards. Fuck STD-riddled barflies. Fuck them without a condom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 11:30:55 2011 No.1718012 dumb thread with no content

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 11:36:55 2011 No.1718026
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If you're a real Mobile Infantryman, you need to read Starship Troopers. For the first time in history, one man has written the great Infantryman Novel on such topics as; Power Armor, War, War and Bugs. If you're a government fearing civilian, you need to read Starship Troopers. This is the the bible on the upcoming Bug War (or whatever the historians end up calling it).

Learn how to make your species safe. Drop the Mobile Infantry. Drop often.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:01:55 2011 No.1719044 >>1716143 :3

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