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17135650 No.17135650 [Reply] [Original]

Still the best chart we've ever made. This is peak /lit/.

>> No.17135657

>>17135650
Having 2 of the top 3 books be Dosto is a bit much but it's not a bad list, lots of good stuff

>> No.17135669

>>17135650
Have sex

>> No.17135688

>>17135669
Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant (I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY.

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

>> No.17135694

>>17135688
My fucking sides anon, thanks

I certainly did not expect such a reply

>> No.17135698

>>17135650
>C&P ahead of Bros Karamazov
Garbage list

>> No.17135706

>>17135698
there are /lit/ lists with Harry Potter kek OP is a vast improvement

>> No.17135748

>>17135650
>the odyssey
>fagles
uhhh lads

>> No.17135754

>>17135748
yea, the chart maker fucked up. the entry still stands, though.

>> No.17135774

>>17135650
WHERE IS THE 2020 CHART???????????????????????

>> No.17135783

>>17135774
no one dares to make it lol

>> No.17135801

>>17135774
It would be nice to see how tastes have changed in two years.

>> No.17135807

>>17135688
Post sex sleep is the best sleep and waking up to unexpected coffee that you do not have to make is pretty nice.

>> No.17135931

>>17135698
It is better

>> No.17135942

>>17135774
I'm working on it, should be done by the 31st

>> No.17135959
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17135959

>>17135698
repent

>> No.17136120

>>17135657
You have to go back.

>> No.17136125

>>17135942
:D Nice

>> No.17136173

2018 isn't bad. 2014 was good too 2020 I think will be a tatl write off

>> No.17136484

I like blood meridian, I drew an image of judge holden just now in a sleep deprived stupor just so i'd have something to keep me awake

>> No.17136502

>>17135688
Have sex

>> No.17136707

>>17135931
CP is more streamlined and easier to read, which is why popularfags like it, but in terms of characters, philosophical themes, iconic chapters and monologues, TBK is a much deeper and more complex book.

>> No.17136753

>>17136707
MODS????

>> No.17136891

>>17135650
This list is so incredibly American and unbelievable pretentious.

>> No.17137672

>>17135942
are you taking in consideration the multiple-vote-for-the-same-book system (stupid as it can be)?

>> No.17137719

>>17135688
Based CIA poster

>> No.17137751

>>17135650
Is Finnegan’s Wake really a meme, or does it actually deserve to be on here?

>> No.17138235

>>17137672
yes

>> No.17138241

>>17138235
Based

>> No.17138258

>>17135650
wow, no white nationalist propaganda
impressive

>> No.17138261

>>17135650
It's pretty good but Ulysses is a meme.

>> No.17138290

Whatever happened to the 2020 chart? I want to see how close it is to 2019.

>> No.17139837

>>17135650
All /lit/ charts from 2015 and before are better.