/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.17108]

Who is the John Green of the lifting community?

[Anonymous No.17156]

Scooby

[Anonymous No.17303]

Alex Forrest

[Anonymous No.17305]

Who is the Scooby of the literariature world?

[Anonymous No.17688]

>>17305
J. K. Rowling?

[Anonymous No.17714]

>>17156
Nah, Scooby only likes his husband's dick.

John Green likes having 48 dicks dipped into his cheerios.

[Anonymous No.17752]

>>17714
>Nah, Scooby only likes his husband's dick.
dude why do you think he takes all the trips every minute. gays are known for having open relationships

[Anonymous No.17759]

>>17156
But he actually gets laid

[Anonymous No.17760]

>>17108

john green facial structure is actually good, he could be chad if he got a tan, lifted weights, cut to a 10 percent bodyfat to get chissled face, had a thick neck, and got darker bushy eyebrows, get rid of his glasses, and get a chaddish hairstyle.

for real john greene would now be john slayer

[Anonymous No.18110]

Zyzz

[Anonymous No.18156]

>>17108
an inept self promoting author can only be an inept self promoting bodybuilder.

It's Jeff.

[Anonymous No.18192]

>>17108
Jeff

[Anonymous No.18264]

>>17688
What does a J.K. Row look like?

[Anonymous No.18279]

>>17108
Does /lit/ hate this fag?
I know /pol/ hates him.

[Anonymous No.18306]

>>18279
>Does /lit/ hate this fag?
yeah

[Anonymous No.18308]

>>18279
he writes shitty YA books and likes to talk like he knows everything so yes

[Anonymous No.18315]

>>18156
I second Geoff

[Anonymous No.18350]

>>18306
>>18308
Well good.

I hate him because of his shitty stance of "lol, west is ebil" in his history bs.

[Anonymous No.18354]

>>17108
Dan Blizerian

[Anonymous No.18380]

>>18350
20 CEREAL DICKS

[Anonymous No.18381]

>>18350

the west is evil. it is a degenerate society.

[Anonymous No.18401]

>>18264

[Anonymous No.18420]

>>18381
Yeah.
In this day and age.
Historically, west has done many good things.
Brits pretty much put a stop to the trans atlantic slave trade and even fucked up the god damn arabs to get them to stop shipping slaves.

[Anonymous No.18443]

>>18279
/lit/ is the most pretentious board on the site by a mile, of course they do

[Anonymous No.18472]

>>18264
natty

[Anonymous No.18476]

>>17688
>helpful but slightly goofy gay man
>is in any way similar to a SJW virtue signaling rich bitch who cares about her own image than anything
i disagree

[Anonymous No.18504]

>>18401
>My Immortal
Oh man, that takes me back. Maybe I should go read some fanfiction...

[Anonymous No.18534]

>>17108
Who is the zyzz of the literary community though?

[Anonymous No.18579]

>>18420
>good
>slavery is bad
nice spook

[Anonymous No.18581]

>>17108
I'm not seeing it

[Anonymous No.18584]

>>18504
you should.
It'll be more worthwhile than any literary recs you get from here today.

[Anonymous No.18604]

>>17760
>>18581
meant to reply to this

[Anonymous No.18626]

>>18264
You grab a barbell, set up 2pl8 for rows and then go jk, I'm a dyel and just deadlift that shit, since you can't row it.

[Anonymous No.18642]

>>18581
JESUS CHRIST

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Anonymous No.18654]

>>18584
That's cold, anon

[Anonymous No.18684]

>>18443
You're thinking of /mu/

[Anonymous No.18686]

>>18579
Given that my people were also taken as slaves, as much as one tenth of our entire population were enslaved by Russians, never to return to their homes, so yes, I view slavery as a bad thing.

It is abhorrent to me, and I never want my people to be under the thrall of foreign powers ever again.

[Anonymous No.18690]

>>17108
jason blaha

[Anonymous No.18707]

>>18534
Unquestionably DFW.

[Anonymous No.18714]

>>18420

>implying that slavery of black was not a good thing

[Anonymous No.18718]

BREATHE THROUGH YOUR BALLS

[Anonymous No.18723]

>>18684
>the board full of underaged teens talking about pop music is more pretentious than /lit/
Nah

[Anonymous No.18778]

>>17303
>train man

[Anonymous No.18786]

>>18707
I thought you guys didn't like this cunt?

[Anonymous No.18787]

Who's the Dante of lifting?

[Anonymous No.18794]

>>18654
/lit/ stopped having good taste when the pinkos and christcucks left (because as annoying as they could be. they were the only people who read, unlike the larping fascist and anti-theist redditors that flooded the board in their absence). The Wiki still has a lot of the old recommendations, so that's where you go if you want actual good /lit/ content.
It's not /fit/s fault that nothing good (literature wise) will come out of today, it's just that /fit/ got fused to a corpse.

Pic related is a writer we can't discuss anymore because she's a woman, even though she was almost unanimously loved by the board for her humor and talent.
Great writer.

[Anonymous No.18812]

>>18534
AYn Rand

[Anonymous No.18841]

>>18723
You didn't prove him wrong at all.
/mu/ is pretentious because they talk about pop music like it's god's gift to the world.
You call /lit/ pretentious because it had standards in the past that stuck around as meme's. having standards isn't pretentious, you delusional thiccfag.

[Anonymous No.19002]

>>18794
you are an idiot. this board is 80% christcucks, 20% marxists and it's always had posters who never read or added anything to the discussion. they've called shitposters if you didn't know and /fit/ is filled with them as evidenced by the threads being posted now. you think even half the people on /fit/ actually work out? kek

[Anonymous No.19114]

>>19002
>this board is 80% christcucks, 20% marxists
not after /his/ got made.
lurk for a while, redditor.

>b-but shitposting is part of chanculture
again, lurk redditor.
just because it's not a bannable offense doesn't change the fact that it reduced the quality of the board. Shitposting was always a part of /lit/, but so was discussion. now it's just shitposting and e-celeb threads.

[Anonymous No.19116]

>>18786
DFW and Zyzz have followings for the same reason.

They're both some sad sack's aspirational fantasy. In both cases, the fanboys are maintaining that fantasy solely by ignoring the myriad negative aspects of both figures' life stories.

Yeah DFW did fulfil the adjunct teaching literature at community college's dream of being and academic AND a successful author, but he was also a depressive alcoholic fuckup of the highest order who had real problems relating to people.

Yeah Zyzz got so shredded that women lined up to have their photographs taken with him, but he was also a drug abusing male stripper who died in his 20s.

>man, if only I was a bigger degenerate - THEN everything would be okay!

[Anonymous No.19613]

I don't think there is an equivalent

Lifting, by definition, requires alot of repeated work, which means most of the memes actually did the work. John Greene is an actual writer, and is famous, it's just not what /lit/ really likes or agrees on.

I can't think of anyone who looks fit and is a meme, but did it in a way that /fit/ loves to hate on. Jeff Seid, maybe. It's hard

>>19116
>>18707
>>18534
Zyzz is definitely the DFW of /fit/ fucking lol
Zyzz is even more potent because he actually posted on /fit/, can you imagine DFW posting on /lit/?

[Anonymous No.19644]

>>19002

This board is 100% marxist Catholics, anyone else is an invader and not part of the board.

[Anonymous No.19780]

>>17108
For sure this fuck. Has a decently sized basic normie following, and is pretentious while lacking any sort of actual knowledge or experience.

[Anonymous No.19867]

>>18279

/his/ hates him more than /pol/. The /pol/ hate migrated from /his/.

[Anonymous No.19948]

>>18354

This is the only answer I've heard that makes sense.

Jeff for all his faults actually looks good. Yes he's technically not a good bodybuilder and relies purely on his genetics pretty much.

But Dan is a total fraud who is actually just shit all around, yet is inexplicably popular like John Green.

[Anonymous No.19969]

>>17108
Rippletoes

[Anonymous No.19973]

>>19780

I came here to post this!

[Anonymous No.20110]

>>19780
Winner. And he's a giraffe and a necklet.