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I'm David Foster Wallace.

>> No.1710583
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No, I'm David Foster Wallace!

>> No.1710584

i'm bill clinton fucking all these women

>> No.1710585
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I'm DFW.

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lol, actually I'm DFW.

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My mother is DFW. My father is DFW.

Captcha: sqrt thedood

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I am David's Foster Wallace!

>> No.1710590
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Sorry, but I'm the real David Foster Wallace.

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>>1710590

I'm David Foster Wallace.

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>>1710593

Dude, I'm David Foster Wallace.

>> No.1710601
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I'm the real David Foster Wallace.

>> No.1710600

>>1710590
man he looks like he's going to an anime convention in minnesota

why did he wear bandannas all the time? that should be in the /lit/ FAQ

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>>1710595

lol will the real dfw please stand up

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>>1710601

I beg your pardon, but I'm David Foster Wallace.

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i'm david

>> No.1710606
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haha, I'm david foster wallace

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>>1710606

ahem

>> No.1710612

The bandana and long hair pushed him to kill himself. When he was attractive with short hair he wasn't killing himself, so it stands to reason that the culprit is the bandana and the long hair.

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It's me- David Foster Wallace.

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>>1710615

lol no

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It's me- Bret Michaels

>> No.1710622

>>1710600
he's rockin it in the author photo on the back flap of the pale king too. who is the most respected living english-language writer under 50 now? because they should start wearing a whitesnake t-shirt everywhere

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>>1710620

>> No.1710626

lol

>> No.1710635

ok, I loled

>> No.1710638

I chortled.
A lot.

>> No.1710698

lolololl archive

>> No.1710701

>>1710600
I hear it's because he sweated like the opposite of a dog.

>> No.1710708

>>1710600
I heard somewhere that he would wear the bandanna during interviews, talks/readings, and photo shoots because he would get extremely nervous and sweat profusely.

>> No.1710772

good job op

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Did someone call me?

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wha.......

>> No.1710817

>>1710792
the pale king is a 550-page office fanfic

i was moved to tears by the part where he goes to a barbeque at michael's condo

>> No.1710835

>>1710708
this.

>> No.1710848

the sweating may have been a side-effect to the Nardil (an MAOI drug) he was taking for depression and various anxiety disorders. His docs finally took him off of it even though it was controlling his depression, but MAOI's have nasty side-effects and dangerous reactions to other drugs or foods. He got suicidal again and when they put him back on the Nardil it didn't work anymore. And the rest is known....

>> No.1710861

>>1710848
Or, he could have just been a douchebag that liked wearing a bandana.

FOREVER A MYSTERY.

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Humbugs!

>> No.1711299

>>1710861

Haha!

DFW proved that there's a place for Ratt fans in the academy, and for this I salute him.

>> No.1711303

>>1711299

Rats proved there's a place for DFW's dead-guy balls in their red meat diet, and for that I salute them.