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Anonymous Mon Apr 18 04:21:59 2011 No.1709282 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: /lit/ pick up lines.

If you were a sophist, you'd be Gorgias. Luckily, you're not such a cunt to believe that rubbish. Yeah we can fuck.

>>	REI !Ry9.23Wow. Mon Apr 18 04:26:59 2011 No.1709286 File: 28 KB, 240x308, JD SALINGER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I WOULD COME ON YOUR RYE, IF YOU CATCH WHAT I MEAN."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 04:27:59 2011 No.1709287 Hello. I am going to have sex with you this evening, so you may as well give me your consent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 04:27:59 2011 No.1709288 If you were a book, you'd be the Da Vinci Code, because you'd suck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 05:30:59 2011 No.1709314 50$, take it and let's fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 05:33:59 2011 No.1709317 Hi, I'm Anon. I like books. Wanna fuck?

>>	Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ Mon Apr 18 05:41:59 2011 No.1709324 Pick up lines are too cliche'd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 06:00:59 2011 No.1709340 >>1709324 what other choice is given if your significant other is too drunk to hold a conversation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 06:03:59 2011 No.1709344 >>1709324 I agree, way too snapshoted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:12:59 2011 No.1710136 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:33:53 2011 No.1710167 File: 47 KB, 314x341, 1303162407662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >picture of bella thorne >OP confirmed for pedo >also not /lit/

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