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Meanwhile, at /lit/ Highschool

>> No.17085991

Can you believe the janitor does it for free?

>> No.17086001
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>>17085991
>For free!?

>> No.17086029

>>17085991
Kek.
Also did you read Becky’s essay on The Federalist Papers? Absolute pseud trash cannot believe she got a ninety on it.

>> No.17086418
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17086418

the /lit/ school shooter has arrived

>> No.17086433

Vicky is such a midwit, she got filtered by The Greeks in freshman year

>> No.17086434

Hey guys, this nerd is actually reading a book!

>> No.17086515

>>17086434
...and he always does it sitting under the same tree everyday, what a queer!

>> No.17086532
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>hey guys! I'm your new prison guard, oh sorry, history teacher. Anyway if any of you boys have difficulties, I'll be more than happy to do some one on one tutoring!

>> No.17086540

Calling someone a woman is the ultimate insult. It works on both sexes, so its perfect for an Anonymous Sexual Identity Clearinghouse.

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>>17086418
You won't kill me right, anon? I was always nice to you, remember?

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>Madame Beauvoir slept with some of the seniors again

>> No.17086962

>>17086418
Why did Ringo buy a rifle?

>> No.17086987

I can't read

>> No.17086993

>>17085987
killed a thread to post this shit

>> No.17086995
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Anon: Bitler was black, so he can't racist. Therefore, Bitler dindu nuffin wrong.
>Also Anon:Your thoughts on dindus are deep. You should start a Nuffins: General Thread

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>>17086993
>killed a thread to post this shit

>> No.17087062

>>17086418
Just like most school shooters, there’s only one person who’s he’s definitely going to kill.

>> No.17087315

We're reading a nigger book(things fall apart)this quarter so we as whites can feel bad some more.

>> No.17087322

>>17086418
Kek

>> No.17087328

>>17087054
fucking basedjack poster.

>> No.17087334

>Alright class, take out your copies of Shapiro's 'True Allegiance'

>> No.17087343

>Damn! I wanted to ask Flannery O'Connor to the winter ball! But David Foster Wallace beat me to the chase!
>Don't worry, Tao Lin. Flannery knows an idiot when she sees one.
>...Does she?
>Flannery then became incredibly ill and was unable to attend the winter ball.

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>Have you heard what Jacques (Derrida) said about you?
>God, he's so petty. He's not even a real philosopher. You know what, I'm not gonna respond. I'm not even going to stoop to his level.

>> No.17087395

>>17087343
Haven't seen David at school for a few days. Is he doing alright?

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>>17086418
>/lit/ high
>the normal kids are the school shooters
>the kids who don't have megalomaniacal revenge plans and 1500 page manifestos are the "weird" ones
>everyone is strapped
>nobody starts anything
>everyone is polite
>chess and anime clubs are well-regulated militias

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17087457

juliet is so fucking sexy bros. maybe shakespeare ain't so bad

>> No.17087481

>>17087443
Do they engage in wargaming how to take over other boards' schools? How do you handle /k/ and /out/?

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>Hey faggot, I saw you talking to my girlfriend earlier. Get over here!

>> No.17087497

>>17087488
>/Lit/
>Girlfriend

>> No.17087499

>>17087395
kek

>> No.17087500

>>17087488
I-I thought it was a different Mitford sister! I swear I didn't know it was the one who loves Hitler, I thought it was the one who REALLY loves Hitler!

>> No.17087502

I read.