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17078413 No.17078413 [Reply] [Original]

>you will never have a relaxing smoke at an inn or a pub with Aragorn, Gimli, Gandalf, and the hobbits

It fucking hurts.

>> No.17078467
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>You will never have a conversation with Merry where you discuss the philosophical implications of having a daughter

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>>17078413
>You’ll never have a fun drunken night with Socrates and Alcibiades where you discuss philosophy and get semi-homoerotic

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>>17078467

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>>17078413
>you will never travel thousands of miles across the American west in an old junker accompanied by a pastor to have philosophical conversations with

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>you will never get to wait for kant to take his philosophy walk and then beat up the the ugly manlet

>> No.17078548

MERRY OR PIPPIN?
Merry is more serious and mature but Pippin is always down for fun. Who would you bro?

>> No.17078612

>>17078548
Merry because he's redpilled on the daughter question

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>>17078413
You will never get the letter and go to Hogwarts.

>> No.17079534

>you will never have a /lit/ femboy bf

>> No.17079581

>>17078515
Yes, that's the joke.