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17060722 No.17060722 [Reply] [Original]

How do you get red wine stains out of a books pages?

>> No.17060727

Library? Just say it was like this

>> No.17060737

>>17060722
cigar smoke

>> No.17060741

>>17060727
>>17060722
do the right thing and turn yourself in, anon.

>> No.17060745

>>17060727
no, it's my gf's (male) book, she's (he's) going to kill me

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>> No.17060770

>>17060745
I see
In that case pour white wine on the stains, it will neutralize like vinegar and baking soda

>> No.17060808

>>17060770
Yeah do this, it seems counter-intuitive but it works better than anything else. You need a lot of white wine though, like 4-5 times more than the amount of red wine you spilled on the book

>> No.17060849

Blame your aunt

>> No.17060874

Just buy her another copy

>> No.17060915

>>17060722
I got blood in a book once because my nose started to bleed, it looked cool af

>> No.17060931

>>17060745
There's no hope for it anon. Your best option is to leave and seek sanctuary in your local church, and then rededicate your life to living in accordance with divine law and in accordance with the teachings of the church.

>> No.17062245

>>17060722
schlemiel

>> No.17063073

>>17060722
Go MGTOW

>> No.17063250

>>17060722
White wine. It works on clothes st least

>> No.17063927

>>17060745
Burn down the house

>> No.17063935

>>17060745
>gf's (male)
god i want that

>> No.17063942

>>17060722
trying very hard to imagine a situation where you'd have to replace a book and couldn't just easily purchase a replacement. if it's a rare/antique book situation you're just fucked

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>>17060722
Water

>> No.17064425

>>17063250
No way is that true

>> No.17064524

>>17060722
>he drinks while he reads
why do people do this

>> No.17064526

>>17064524
It's fun and perfectly safe if you're not a clumsy sperg

>> No.17064548

>>17064526
Thanks for telling. I thought it wasn't safe to drink while reading.

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>>17064548
I ruined a book by drinking and reading once :(
Blacked out and when I woke up the book was all munted, like the spine was broken and it was all bent, I think I accidentally rolled over it oops. Was sad because it was a nice old copy of keat's poetry, I still havent gotten over it (actually it was just the other night lol.) but anyway drinking and reading is mostly ok, I think wine amplifies the emotions so its nice for reading poetry but maybe not for philosphy

>> No.17065664

>>17060722
buy a new one