Impressing girls

[Anonymous No.17060194]

What kind of books would you tell these women that you've read in order to impress them?

[Anonymous No.17060200]

>>17060194
No

[Anonymous No.17060214]

Cristiano Ronaldo biography

[Anonymous No.17060229]

The Denial of Death by Earnst Becker

[Anonymous No.17060231]

>>17060194
Anna posted her reading list on insta recently. Doesn't seem like it would take much to impress her. Just search for counterarguments to Lasch in the archive and I'm sure you'll hook a femcel by engaging with her knowledge without looking like your fanboying for what she likes.

[Anonymous No.17060232]

>>17060194
Xenophon, Livy, Plutarch, Tacitus, etc.

[Anonymous No.17060233]

>>17060194
L'académie by RC Waldun, then tell them you're gay and then say "Oh I sometimes wonder how it is to faire l'amour with a woman, but I was an artist too soon". She will then proceed to drop a lot of sexual hint that you must resist, after a while accept and say in French "Après tout, la plus belle académie, c'est l'amour".

[Anonymous No.17060240]

>>17060231
>Anna posted her reading list on insta recently
Gimme da link

[Anonymous No.17060248]

>>17060194
Mein Kampf
Doctrine of Fascism
The Learned Disguise

[Anonymous No.17060310]

>>17060194
Well, absolutely NEVER tell her you're into Pessoa otherwise she will think you're an incel. Tell her you read Rimbaud (even if is a lie) and she will relate you with a cute rebellious wild boy.
Also, Lolita I guess, for more Sex points. It's quite baffling how many girls are into this.
Plus, Fifty Shades of Gray, a not so lit/ book but pedestrian enough for her to read and get kink and associate your image with the guy in the story.
And that's it.

[Anonymous No.17060357]

>>17060194
They wouldn't be impressed you tried to name drop any book. They want to get fugged and blasted inside of. If you need to use your intellect to attract women you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.17060384]

>>17060194
>hello? have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and saviour?
>do you mind if i read to you the Holy Bible?

[Anonymous No.17060393]

>>17060357
Some girls are into this kind of bullshit, dumb-dumb.

[Anonymous No.17060406]

>>17060194
Are any of these creaturas Jewish?
I need to know the lore.

[Anonymous No.17060408]

>>17060357
That's not really true though there's a type of girl that won't dutch anyone who isn't familiar with very specific things because their ex programmed them to only find philosophy majors attractive even though he was 5'6 and balding at 22

[Anonymous No.17060412]

>>17060194
Girls don’t care about books, anon.

[Anonymous No.17060429]

I don't have to impress them anymore since I know them personally.

[Anonymous No.17060440]

>>17060429
tell me moar

[Anonymous No.17060447]

>>17060310
what if i'm +30yo?

[Anonymous No.17060460]

>>17060194
What's up ladies

[Anonymous No.17060472]

>>17060310
Pessoa is normalfag core, all his personas are different shades of boring normalfag.

[Anonymous No.17060476]

>>17060440
What's there to tell? They're good people.

[Anonymous No.17060478]

> Flowers in the Attic. the entire series

[Anonymous No.17060529]

>>17060408
Oh, so they're still hung up on an ex? Discarded.
If you haven't noticed those two work off the binary system so they either will or wont fuck you. If it's good, then they might care about what you read or think.

[Anonymous No.17060543]

>>17060472
>Pessoa is normalfag core
Maybe here. But listen to me, lad, don't associate yourself publicly with this guy.
Your romantic interest (as a rule) don't know jackshit about poetry. She will only care enough, maybe, to put his name on google and see if he's cute or not. And the guy unfortunatelly transpires low-test vibes.
Follow this advice, I learned the hard way.

[Anonymous No.17060587]

>>17060393
That just means they want to hear books they already know and have an opinion on. Foucault, Marx, Rilke, Miller, some essays out of Quillet or some try hard intellectual tripe like that.

I would try the Rimbaud angle just to get in the door and show i have a sensitive side but switch to Sade or Jong and see what kind of dumb little perverts they are

[Anonymous No.17060621]

>>17060476
Tell them that they have a loyal following of horny facists looking for their Eva Perón and that now we know to beat our wives.

[Anonymous No.17060708]

>>17060476
Where did you meet them

[Anonymous No.17060844]

>>17060621
Done.

[Anonymous No.17060856]

>>17060233
>>17060214
underrated

[Anonymous No.17060903]

>>17060460
Le Abominación Americana

[Anonymous No.17060917]

>>17060233
kek

[Anonymous No.17060958]

>>17060844
Ha, i genuinely hope you did

[Anonymous No.17060964]

>>17060194
shut up and just be yourself :)

[Anonymous No.17060968]

>>17060233
did they ban Waldun posting? I haven't been seeing any Waldun threads recently.

[Anonymous No.17060983]

>>17060194
Behead All Satans
literally. women are demonwhores that must be decapitated and thrown away like trash.

[Anonymous No.17061872]

>>17060194
i'd tell them i read their twitter accounts

[Anonymous No.17061895]

>>17060194
I read uhm good book yes (^:

[Anonymous No.17061902]

sartre, foucault, derrida, hegel, marx, fisher, adorno, benjamin

[Anonymous No.17061913]

>>17060194
Every issue of the Razzle porn mag since 1990.

[Anonymous No.17061947]

>>17060194
> I Am Tall, Fit, Handome and Rich, by Chad Chadson

[Anonymous No.17061962]

>>17060194
why would I want to impress ugly women?

[Anonymous No.17061967]

>>17061902
Oh anon, I didn't know you were gay. That's great, proud of you!

[Anonymous No.17061992]

>>17060194
How to Eat Pussy

[Anonymous No.17062374]

>>17060194
just quote The Alchemist lmao

[Anonymous No.17062644]

>>17060194
Goebbels Diaries, The Idiot, Islam und Judentum, Les Beaux Draps and anything by Gobineau or Darwin

[Anonymous No.17062787]

>>17060194
The obvious Bukowski for scoring art hoes.

[Anonymous No.17063180]

>>17061902
Obama?

[Anonymous No.17063227]

>>17060194
"all of Fight Club... twice"

[Anonymous No.17063317]

>>17060233
kek based

[Anonymous No.17063355]

I Can't Accept Not Trying by Michael Jordan

[Anonymous No.17063385]

>>17060233
>but I was an artist too soon"
I am seething

[Anonymous No.17063387]

>>17060194
Unironically houellebecq

[Anonymous No.17063428]

Are they really popular now? I listened to the first few episodes when it came out, and it's just a waste of time. Two Williamsburg dwellers talking about shitty pop culture and pop poitics. It's a waste of time. I don't care how much they try to pretend to be intellecual russian women. One is a fucking armenian the other is a down syndrome hohol

[Anonymous No.17063504]

>>17060233
based

[Athanasius No.17063529]

>>17060233
Didn’t think I would find something realistic in this thread. Well done.

[Anonymous No.17063570]

>>17060233
Excellent

[Anonymous No.17063614]

>>17060543
I disagree, cultivated women like sort of ugly, excentric (in a good way) degenerates like Pessoa and Baudelaire. My personal impressing women reading list is the book of disquiet and being and time, i envision myself reading them on a beach

[Anonymous No.17063649]

Harry Potter, Divergent, How to Make Money Easy etc.

[Anonymous No.17063904]

lasch, ilich and paglia for anna. i don't know what dasha reads. does she? she seems pretty retarded but she's v funny

[Anonymous No.17064029]

>>17063904
Dasha reads Simone Weil

[Anonymous No.17064061]

heres the redpill
it doesnt matter what you read or what you listen too, its about looking like a chad and by proxy whatever you read becomes cool, if you look like a chad and read dr.seuss books, thats bad ass

[Anonymous No.17064591]

>>17064029
dasha is a catholic larper so makes sense

[Anonymous No.17064600]

>>17060310
>Also, Lolita I guess, for more Sex points. It's quite baffling how many girls are into this.
My first girlfriend gave me a copy of Lolita for some reason. Pretty decent book, although it dragged towards the end.

[Anonymous No.17064603]

You’re insane to think Dasha and Anna would ever be attracted to a man attempting to ingratiate himself with them. They want to fuck some normal dude who thinks ‘biopolitics’ is like germs arguing with each other or something.

[Anonymous No.17064687]

>>17064603
>who thinks ‘biopolitics’ is like germs arguing with each other or something.
kek

[Anonymous No.17064702]

>>17060194
The biggest one you have to crack their skull with.

[Anonymous No.17064709]

To impress the girl on the right you have to provide trivia whenever your friends are joking around, correct people, and intentionally mispronounce words. And be a big fucking bug LMAO

[Anonymous No.17064924]

>>17060240
https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/142868.Anna_Khachiyan_s_Recommendations

[Anonymous No.17065211]

>>17063428
Nah,they haven't suddenly become popular, but they are much better podcasters than they were. The things i dont like or agree with are still compelling because they make an effort to have something to say

[Anonymous No.17065225]

>>17060194
it must kill dasha that anna is the hot one now

[Anonymous No.17065233]

Bronze Age Mindset

[Anonymous No.17065257]

>>17065225
>now
anna was always the hot one

[Anonymous No.17065477]

>>17060406
i think anna might be partially jewish. she definitely has a little jew in her nowadays

[Anonymous No.17065533]

>>17060194

Considering the one of the left is a closet fascist and the one on the right is a brooklyn hipster who just wants to use slurs and have healthcare, my question is why the fuck would you care?

[Anonymous No.17065857]

>>17065533
Wait, she's a fascist? Suddenly I'm interested, I thought they were a couple of FAGGOT leftists like you, TRANNY!

[Anonymous No.17065891]

>>17060194

[Anonymous No.17066096]

>>17060460
HAHAHAHAHAHA damn dude, I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.17066099]

>>17060214
>0
so fucking based

[Anonymous No.17066219]

The World as Will and Representation, then tell them to get the fuck away from me

[Anonymous No.17066284]

>>17060214
lol

[Anonymous No.17066313]

>>17060233
pick it up king

[Anonymous No.17066367]

>>17060194
Are there any books that will give me an 8/10 face? Because those are the only books that will impress them.

[Anonymous No.17066558]

>>17060194
Is any straight male actually attracted to that broad on the left? She looks disgusting.

[Anonymous No.17066563]

>>17066367
yes, actually

[Anonymous No.17066605]

>>17060194
Why do zoomers pick the most revolting, vile people to idolize?

[Anonymous No.17066608]

>>17060194
Some obscure stuff that they can't possibly understand.
Like Buzzati's Tartar Steppe or Introduction into Corporate Finance.

[Anonymous No.17066613]

>>17060194
Are those blokes? Fanged noumema, I guess.

[Anonymous No.17066628]

>>17066605
>zoomers
You have no idea who these people are, or their audience

[Anonymous No.17066639]

>>17066563
oh yeah i'm sure lifting some weights will melt my skull and then solidify it again into a new shape

fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17066669]

>>17066628
>obviously watches them
Shove this e-celeb shit up your anus, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17066680]

>>17066639
i've effortlessly uncovered your real problem, and it's not physical. it's your attitude. it only took me one post trying to help you. imagine how fast girls pick up on it.

[Anonymous No.17066693]

>>17060194
Bakemonogatari by NisiOisiN.

[Anonymous No.17066702]

>>17066680
i'm a different person than the guy who asked for help, dipshit. i'm just wondering what retard logic makes you believe a guy with an ugly face will magically have an attractive face after lifting some weights.

[Anonymous No.17066704]

>>17066669
I don’t listen to Red Scare, no, but I know who they are enough to know you’re wrong lol

[Anonymous No.17066707]

>>17060233

Pourquoi tu révèles nos trucs, merde?

[Anonymous No.17066713]

>>17066702
meanwhile i dont wonder about you at all. your inceldom is visible through your every written word

[Anonymous No.17066717]

>>17066704
Congrats, go apply at TMZ. Don't respond to my posts again, fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.17066759]

>>17066713
dude, you're the one that got duped into thinking working out will fix your hideous face. it takes a special kind of desperation to buy that kind of horseshit. go back to doing squats to grow your jaw you hopeless rube

[Anonymous No.17066788]

>>17066713
mate it's pretty obvious you're ugly as sin, let's settle down

[Anonymous No.17066792]

>>17060214
only correct answer itt

[Anonymous No.17066796]

>>17066759
>>17066788
i feel secondhand embarrassment for you samefagging these seething posts

[Anonymous No.17066808]

>>17066796
no mate that's your own embarrassment you're feeling

[Anonymous No.17066809]

>>17066759
>>17066788
Why are you so insecure? He's right, while lifting won't fix your ugly ass face, it'll improve the rest of your physique and boost your confidence which is more important than having a pretty face. Ugly confident guys > pretty asswipes.

[Anonymous No.17066810]

>>17066717
>noooo I’m not wrong you’re just a fag
COPE (and killl yourself, dummy)

[Anonymous No.17066812]

>>17066808
switching to your phone to do it is only more embarrassing

[Anonymous No.17066815]

>>17066812
>>17066810
>>17066809
all meeee

[Anonymous No.17066829]

>>17066759

You can have a hideous face and still fuck.
All you need is cum gutters.

[Anonymous No.17066835]

>>17064924
All trash

[Anonymous No.17066837]

>>17066815

[Anonymous No.17066841]

>>17066835
Damn u really hate women huh

[Anonymous No.17066844]

>>17066837
>>17066810
all me btw

[Anonymous No.17066848]

>>17066809
that's not what he's talking about at all. i saw him saying the same shit in another thread a day of two ago. he literally thinks exercise will give him a chiseled movie star face and i think it's incredibly funny, like, him all running to the mirror after every lifting session to see if his skull structure is morphing yet

[Anonymous No.17066856]

>>17066848
you sound like you're really laughing your deformed and resentful face off

[Anonymous No.17066872]

>>17066856
notice how you have to imagine shit about me to feel better whereas i know for a fact that you're both ugly and comically dumb

[Anonymous No.17066878]

>>17066848
Lifting will improve his face though maybe not as much as he'd like. Lifting > not lifting.

[Anonymous No.17066879]

>>17066872

[Anonymous No.17066883]

>>17064924
meh

[Anonymous No.17066889]

>>17066878
I mean, I both lift and have gf. This guy's in here talking about how he doesnt lift and his face is fucked up and he's an incel. I try to help him, he just wont take it. I forgot Friday is seethe night on the boards

[Anonymous No.17066902]

>>17066889
>he doesnt lift and his face is fucked up and he's an incel
>>17066872
>notice how you have to imagine shit about me to feel better

[Anonymous No.17066907]

>>17066889
You can't help people that don't want to be helped.

[Anonymous No.17066933]

Lifting won’t make your face better. Face is more important than lifting.
FACE FRAME HEIGHT
all itt are just coping

[Anonymous No.17066936]

>>17066902
>>17066907
I made these posts btw! haha!

[Anonymous No.17066939]

>>17066936
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17066946]

>>17066907
>>17066902
>>17066889
>>17066879
>>17066856
>>17066812
>>17066810
>>17066809
>>17066796
>>17066792
>>17066713
All these posts were made by (me)

[Anonymous No.17066950]

>>17066933
>Lifting won’t make your face better
It will, to some extent
>Face is more important than lifting.
No it's not. If you'd go out into the real world more often you'd know. Confidence > looks. Only men are obsessed with looks in the other sex, you don't understand how women think.

[Anonymous No.17066953]

>>17066939
Nice bro you can inspect element, why are you trying to take credit for my posts?

[Anonymous No.17066956]

>>17066946
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17066957]

>>17066936
>>17066946
>>17066953
>still coping with a throwaway samefag accusation from 20 posts ago
time to stop posting for like eight hours fren. sleep the booze off.

[Anonymous No.17066960]

>>17066953
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17066961]

>>17066957
>>17066956
Whoops lol I did these too hahaha!

[Anonymous No.17066964]

>>17066961
>>17066960
>>17066956
>>17066957

[Anonymous No.17066965]

>>17066961
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17066968]

>>17066950
You’re right, but I said nothing about confidence. Face is still more important than being swole, and confidence and face are arguably both necessary. Obviously lifting can give you confidence, so it’s useful as a tool for that, but it won’t change your face so dramatically that you’re suddenly a male model.

[Anonymous No.17066971]

>>17066965
>>17066960
>>17066956
Oh shit this is so good.

[Anonymous No.17066974]

>>17066964
>>17066971
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17066975]

>>17066968
you're just desperate to blame skeletal structure because then you'll have a scapegoat to blame things on that you think you can't change
reality is that shit doesnt matter at all and your shit attitude is the actual problem

[Anonymous No.17066981]

>>17066968
>Face is still more important than being swole
No it's not, unless you look like the elephant man.
>but it won’t change your face so dramatically that you’re suddenly a male model.
You don't have to be a male model. Just be healthy and confident and you'll do above average.

[Anonymous No.17066983]

Just made another wicked ass post on the /lit/ board >>17066974, what do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.17066987]

>>17066983
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17066992]

>>17066975
>>17066981
These are new levels of cope not seen before, /fit/fags are delusional

[Anonymous No.17066993]

Aye! Fresh post by ME: >>17066987
What's happening, /lit/ - literature?

[Anonymous No.17066996]

>>17066993
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17066998]

>>17066992
Said the coper. How many girls have you gotten with your male model face?
Also I'm not a fitfag, I just live in reality. Being healthy and confident and having a better looking face than the elephant man is all you'll need.

[Anonymous No.17067000]

EEEEEEEUUUURGHHAAAAaaaooooooo
>>17066996
>>17066996
;)

[Anonymous No.17067004]

>>17067000
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17067010]

>>17067004
>>17066996
>>17066987
>>17066974
>>17066965
>>17066960
What's wrong with this guy?

[Anonymous No.17067011]

>>17067010
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17067015]

Something serious needs to be done about the presence of autist incelular idio savants on /lit/, it's getting a little out of hand

[Anonymous No.17067037]

>>17066998
I literally have more sex in a month than you do in a life

[Anonymous No.17067042]

>>17067011
yeau h I posted this on one yepppppp

[Anonymous No.17067044]

>>17067037
Good for you, doesn't sound like a cope at all lmao

[Anonymous No.17067046]

>>17067037
after your last 50 posts here, literally nobody believes that.

[Anonymous No.17067052]

>>17067042
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17067056]

>>17067037
I thought you were complaining because your butt ugly face couldn't get you any girls?

[Anonymous No.17067069]

>>17067052
lol you're my bitch, fill out a captcha to gargle on my balls

[Anonymous No.17067076]

>>17067069
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17067086]

>>17067076
GRRRGGGLLLLLOGOGOGGGGGHG

[Anonymous No.17067096]

>>17067086
You can stop now, we know you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.17067118]

>>17060194
Kama sutra. But only if you can talk about how the sex positions were a late edition and not really what the book's about.

[Anonymous No.17067256]

>>17060194
my diary famalam

[Anonymous No.17067290]

>>17063614
>excentric

[Anonymous No.17067334]

the fact that you are even asking this question means you will never impress any girl worth impressing with your learning

[Anonymous No.17067348]

Might is Right

[Anonymous No.17067764]

>>17060429
>I don't have to impress them anymore since I know them personally.
I don't follow that logic

[Anonymous No.17067966]

>>17060194
The Bible

[Anonymous No.17068202]

Infinite Jest

[Anonymous No.17068228]

>>17060194
knowledge and books is a good add on but basically you the world runs on actions and presence. confidence and competence. thats what women and women value and like in a man. dont worry about books if you havet got these

[Anonymous No.17069329]

>>17060903
He's a South African Jew

[Anonymous No.17070352]

See Spot Run

[Anonymous No.17070398]

>>17060194
I listened to a few episodes of these retards. It's basically all stolen twitter takes, a bit of le based leftist cultural critique thrown in with, while ultimately being a libshit/conservetard hybrid. These vagina-brains actually think Bannon is based.
I just don't see the appeal other than some people want to hear their just-shy-of-actually-right-wing opinions from the mouth of two urbanite girls.

[Anonymous No.17070577]

It's just Lasch and Paglia, sprinkle in Houellebecq and you're good

[Anonymous No.17070598]

>>17070398
never listened, sounds like its another "anti woke" "left" podcast that just tries to pander to dudebros who like both bernie sanders and racist jokes

[Anonymous No.17070658]

>>17070598
It is, they try to come off at as populist but they're unaware how repellent they are to working class people, even if they share some ideology.

[Anonymous No.17070680]

I told a girl I liked the sorrows of you guys werther and that I'd never had a gf. I fingers her and she proceeded to give me half a handjob without finishing me off and then laid on top of me kissing me and telling me that she wasn't going to let me fuck her and she would do this at least one more time before she fucked me. Im so confused.

[Anonymous No.17070707]

>>17060194
Anything by Gregor Strasser

[Anonymous No.17070974]

Their voices are insufferable. You have to have an injection of onions into your veins to be able to stand it

[Anonymous No.17071293]

>>17069329
Still ugly as fuck. And he's American now

[Anonymous No.17071772]

>>17064029
more like dasha buys a simone weil book, poses with it in her underwear, then never opens it

[Anonymous No.17071777]

>>17066936 >>17066939
based

[Anonymous No.17071779]

>>17064603
they date two effete trust fund electronic musicians
>>17064924
sad she hasn't opened a book as good as some of these in years

[Anonymous No.17071787]

>>17066933
>Lifting won’t make your face better
decreasing body fat percentage is a cousin of lifting and will make your face better by sharpening edges and decreasing neck fat so your hyoid looks higher

[Anonymous No.17071847]

>>17071787
So losing weight makes your face better, not lifting? Once again, I am correct.

[Anonymous No.17071852]

>>17066096
3 weeks for a dam pork shoulder

[Anonymous No.17071860]

>>17067044
>>17067046
Cope
>>17067056
I’m not the same guy, I have a good face and don’t need to lift

[Anonymous No.17071873]

>>17071847
Making your neck wider does make your face look better imo

[Anonymous No.17071899]

any feet pics?

[Anonymous No.17071908]

>>17071899
https://www.wikifeet.com/Anna_Khachiyan
https://www.wikifeet.com/Dasha_Nekrasova

[Anonymous No.17071916]

>>17071873
I’ll grant you that

[Anonymous No.17071923]

>>17066096

[Anonymous No.17071935]

https://www.mrskin.com/dasha-nekrasova-nude-c30242
low rating

[Anonymous No.17071958]

>>17070398
>These vagina-brains actually think Bannon is based
Have you actually listened to the podcast or are you just that dumb?

[Anonymous No.17071960]

>>17064924
Wow, this is actually kind of embarrassing desu. I don't really know what I was expecting, but this is all either pop shit or slightly-less-pop shit.

[Anonymous No.17071988]

>>17070398
>These vagina-brains actually think Bannon is based
Are you kidding. Bannon is the very definition of based.

[Anonymous No.17072019]

>>17071988
I do find it kind of funny that America unironically had an annoying Evolaposter in a high position in their government.

[Anonymous No.17072086]

>>17072019
Yeah, it's hilarious. The book also documents the Dugin-Putin relationship and one of Bolsanaro's advisors misadventures (whose name escapes me right now).

[Anonymous No.17072111]

>>17071908
bretty good

[Anonymous No.17072163]

>>17070398
Main problem with them is that they are actually very ignorant about so many things.
>I know nothing about X
>aha yeah me too
>but I'm gonna say Y based on my ignorant assumptions
>yeah totally Y
>So Z is obviously a consequence of X
>aha yeah

[Anonymous No.17072176]

>>17072163
You're approaching it totally wrong. The pod is for learning about dumb broads not for political analysis.

[Anonymous No.17072195]

>>17072176
But what would I care to learn about them?

[Anonymous No.17072204]

Infinite Joke, by David Foster Wallace.

[Anonymous No.17072217]

>>17072195
How to bag and shag, presumably.

[Anonymous No.17072225]

>>17060310
>Also, Lolita I guess, for more Sex points. It's quite baffling how many girls are into this.
The only book on my shelf a girl commented on was this, it was her favourite book

[Anonymous No.17072236]

>>17072019
The moment in 2016 or 2017 when Bannon was in the whitehouse and also namedropped Moldbug was the official point at which I felt that meme reality and actual reality had finally fully merged. The concept of Moldbug, the shitposting blogger who wrote things like 'How Dawkins got pwnd' being 1 degree of separation from the US president just broke my brain

[Anonymous No.17072243]

I'd say I don't read. Easiest way to hook a pseud slut.

[Anonymous No.17072256]

>>17072195
I dunno, personally I don't have any sisters and went to boy's schools so I have to glean insight into women from wherever I can.

[Anonymous No.17072544]

>>17071873
How do I make my neck wider? I have a nerdy pencil neck.

[Anonymous No.17072556]

>>17072544
Well there are actual meme exercises for it, but I wouldn't go that far. Shrugs, deadlifts, pullups, the full bridge, and the head bridge all develop it when done properly.

[Anonymous No.17072704]

>>17072163
I just love listening to the vocal fry. Their voices are extremely hot

[Anonymous No.17072779]

>mfw can't tell if I'm on /lit/ or /fit/

[Anonymous No.17072927]

>>17072779

[Anonymous No.17072942]

>>17066558
She's hot in the way that I would like her to gently give me a handjob while I'm tied up and she's wearing a nazi uniform.

[Anonymous No.17073029]

American hipster girls are easily impressed if you read French literature, especially the degenerate kind.

[Anonymous No.17073060]

>>17072236
Do you think he browses 4chan? Which boards?

[Anonymous No.17073155]

>>17073029
Examples?

[Anonymous No.17073190]

>>17066558
you tell me

[Anonymous No.17073203]

>>17073190
if she had longer hair, and dressed more conservatively she'd be a 10. Unfortunantely, she appears to like niggercats. Literally the worst kind of cat. All black cats are far superior to that abomination of a cat in the back

[Anonymous No.17073327]

>>17073190

want to faire l'amour with xir

[Anonymous No.17073441]

>>17073190
i wouldnt bang either of these twigs.
you guys are literally homosexual if you would. its a teenage boy's body. no signs of female fertility at all. you are gay if you like this or at the very least, weak.

[Anonymous No.17073483]

>>17073441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WPTM5rJVPU

[Anonymous No.17073534]

>>17073441
i would bang dascha to cause adam pain

[Anonymous No.17073609]

>>17071988
>shilling Guo
>embezzling money from build the wall public donations
>name dropping le based Evola and etc as a bait for nationalists
>just doing extreme Judaism while in power
>muh Hunter Biden dick picks
>CHINA CHINA CHINA CHICOMS CHICOMS

Bannon in action is no different than the geriatric GOP establishment, but he is actually more pro-Israel. They got Trump in with these tricks so they can do whatever Israel wants.

[Anonymous No.17073672]

>>17073609
Read it and see.

[Anonymous No.17073681]

hop on pop

[Anonymous No.17073692]

>>17073190
i see that slayer poster 0-0

[Anonymous No.17073696]

>>17073441
they wouldnt bang you. they hold the power as rich famous attractive women, not you. you are a beggar that cannot be a chooser. you have no power.

[Anonymous No.17073704]

>>17073696
false. i am bigger, stronger, and faster than them. i could beat them both in a fight simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.17073822]

>>17071908
I'm here to rate their feet

Dasha has a nice arch but overall just average feet

Frankenstein also has a nice arch and maybe even nicer feet overall. More feminine. It's hrad to tell. Would someone with a twitter account please tweet at these lovely ladies to post their feet here so I can judge properly.