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All the events of the bible happened.

>> No.17038783

>>17038776
based and christpilled

>> No.17038820
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>>17038776
Based.

>> No.17038903

>>17038776
Based. Imagine thinking science has more weight over the literal word of God. Couldn't be me lol.

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>>17038776
Based and breadpilled.

>> No.17038933

What about the parts that contradict the other parts? Did both happen, or some compromise or harmonization of the two?
When was Jesus crucified?

>> No.17038944

>>17038776
Based and holypilled

>> No.17038949

haha its normal to be rational so i am 4channer i am epic iconoclast. I AM CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST KEK KEK EPIC KEK KEK

>> No.17038955

If so, then explain dinosaurs

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17038958

>>17038776

> all the events in the Bible happened, but God isn't real.

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>>17038776
Seriously speaking though, any good books on ancient astronaut theory

>> No.17038963

>>17038949
back to r*ddit you go

>> No.17038966

>>17038955
noah forgot to put them in his ark lol

>> No.17038967

>>17038776
>world was created in 7 days
it was not

check mate

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>>17038955
>explain dinosaurs!!!!

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>>17038967
Who's to say a sufficiently advanced race couldn't terraform Earth

>> No.17038984

I know

>> No.17038987

Allah isn't real.

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>>17038979

>> No.17038996

>>17038979
It was God, he did it in 7 days

>> No.17039000

>>17038989
Imagine taking this article serious, do you eat shit when people shovel it in ur mouth?

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>>17038776
Pretty much yeah, feels good. What a man Moshe was and, and Samson and Solomon and David

>> No.17039003

>>17038989
Well if the aliens have known us for years and haven't vaporized us yet they probably aren't evil.

>> No.17039005

>>17038955
six days to God isn't the same as six days to humans
homo sapiens are the only creatures to be granted souls

what else do you think needs explaining?

>> No.17039011

>>17039005
>six days to God
a day is when the earth revolves around the sun, what you're saying is like a coping response

>> No.17039018

GOD is gay, if he exists ofc, so is this thread.

>> No.17039033

How do you like your Phillistine foreskins? For me, I prefer them raw, with a squeeze of lemon. But the real question is, when it comes to Philistine foreskins, how many are enough? Will 100 do the job? Or do you need twice that?
> 1 Samuel 18

>> No.17039034

>>17038776
Redditors are S E E T H I N G

>> No.17039040

>>17038955
it literally says in genesis that "giants" walked the earth in the days before the flood. that's dinosaurs

>> No.17039060

>>17039040
Well it isn't actually, just before the flood there was another layer that protected humans. So they had better health. A cockroach would be 30 cm (search up the fossil)

>> No.17039062

>>17039040
When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose.
...
The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went to the daughters of humans and had children by them.
— Genesis 6:1–4 (New International Version)

Angels/ Sons of God fucked early humans and had dinosaur children?

>> No.17039063

>>17038958
> LARP transcended

>> No.17039072

>>17038958
then who was God?

>> No.17039075

>>17039011
thats a year dumbass

>> No.17039079

>>17038776
based but wrong, revelations didn't happen yet

>> No.17039086

>>17039062
Yes.

>> No.17039141

>If the emergence of
intelligent life on a planet is of general scientific or other interest to the Galactic
civilizations, it is reasonable that with the emergence of Proconsul, the rate of sampling of our planet should have increased, perhaps to about once every ten thousand years. At the beginning of the most recent post-glacial epoch, the development of social structure, art, religion, and elementary technical skills should
have increased the contact frequency still further. But if the interval between
sampling is only several thousand years, there is then a possibility that contact with an extraterrestrial civilization has occurred within historical times. - Shklovskii, Iosif S.; Sagan, Carl (1966). Intelligent Life in the Universe

With certain mathematical assumptions made earlier in the text, even Carl Sagan admits the possibility of advanced races contacting us in the past.

>> No.17039156

>>17039075
It's a day to God though

>> No.17039167

>>17038776
Based, heavily so.

>> No.17039169

>>17039072
Phone, God was phone.

>> No.17039196

>>17038962

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>>17039072

Aliens, duh.

>> No.17039242

>>17038955
Bible talks about 'leviathon' and 'behemoth' in many places.

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>>17039011
>a day is when the earth revolves around the sun

>> No.17039319

At what point does fact become a myth or legend?

As technologically advanced as we are now, we have no way to convey information to our future descendants without modification or even destruction of that info. Hell, even now with how pervasive the internet is and how its labeled "the entirety of humanity's knowledge" at your fingertips", we struggle with maintaining absolute truth of information

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>>17039062
Yes.

The antediluvian world was fucking WILD and my mind gets blown imagining it.

Monstrous half-angel spawn. Humans living multiple centuries. The half-fallen angels, the Watchers, directly interacting with humans. God Himself talking directly to humans on a regular basis.

It's insane to think about, as good as anything in a fantasy novel.

>> No.17039355

>>17039003
You mean they probably are, why don't they put us out of our misery if they can?

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>>17039003
>>17039355
The same reason we keep animals captive in a zoo. Sure we can exterminate them, but it's much more entertaining to train a seal to hold a ball on its nose for us to gawk at.

>> No.17039445

>>17039348
Have you read The Book of Giants?
Where can I learn more about the antediluvian world?

>> No.17039461

>>17038776
All the events of every book happened

>> No.17039744

>>17038989
lol i read this article and he just so happens to be selling a book with the details on this. just in time for hannukah too.

>> No.17039781

>>17038958
Unironically kind of this

>> No.17039828

>>17038933
Multiverse.

>> No.17039849

>>17039040
Any encycyklikas that confirm this?

>> No.17039998

>>17038933
They are hypostatic.

>> No.17040652

>>17039445
The Pearl of Great Price

>> No.17041006

>>17038776
Yes but only the Old Testament and 1 Maccabees.

>> No.17041075

>>17039011
>a day is when the earth revolves around the sun

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>need to write paper for uni
>use bible as source

>> No.17041802

>>17039011
>american education