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Well /lit/?

>> No.16991144
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>>16991140
>he thinks I have a girl's number
>he thinks I have anyone's number

>> No.16991145

>>16991140
I got no response it was my mom

>> No.16991148

>>16991140
>Don't have one.

>> No.16991153

>how did you get this number?

>> No.16991154

>>16991145
Don't worry. I got your moms response. She said:
>Theodore Kaczynski - ISAIF

>> No.16991157

>>16991145
Your mom told me her favourite book was karma sutra

>> No.16991158

>>16991140
>James stop texting me. Me and the kids are happy without you now. Why cant you just accept that and move on.

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sickness unto death

>> No.16991172

>it's hard to decide on only one book, but the last book I read I found to be a masterpiece was Villiers de l'Isle-Adam's Cruel Tales
>and you?
I love her so much frens

>> No.16991180

>>16991140
Well *I am a MTF girl and I am interested in myself so I will say the New Protestant Holy Bible.

>> No.16991182

Lolita. It's not just her, my Mom and my sister also love that book. In fact every girl I ever met that actually read Lolita loves it for some reason.

>> No.16991186

>>16991158
Kekkkkkk

>> No.16991201

>>16991172
women dont type like that. "she" probably has a Y chromosome lmao

>> No.16991208

>>16991140
>Normalfaggot shit.

>> No.16991213

>>16991201
I had to translate, probably because of that

>> No.16991242

She said ahe likes George Orwell

>> No.16991253

>>16991182
Well, when you get past all the creepy shit, Hubert is a very romantic wordsmith. Women like that.

>> No.16991260

>>16991242
If she means his essays she's a keeper.

>> No.16991307

Gave me the title of a h-manga lol

>> No.16991317
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Travels by Michael Crichton

It's my wife, I showed her this book. It's one of my favorites.

>> No.16991318

texted mom, she said margaret atwood.

>> No.16991355

i have no girl that i am interested in

>> No.16991368

This thread had a lot of potential. Was expecting more.

My woman probably hasn't read anything outside the label on a liquor bottle in years. She is a trainwreck

>> No.16991369

>>16991355
Based faggot

>> No.16991375

>>16991158
lmaoo

>> No.16991383

>>16991140
There aren’t any girls I know that I’m interested in atm, I haven’t met anyone knew since June. I could ask some female friends that I find unattractive, or I could ask a stranger on Omegle, I think I’ll do the latter.

>> No.16991400

>>16991369
i'm heterosexual

>> No.16991401
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>>16991383
Here we are, my female friend’s favourite is Crime and Punishment btw.

>> No.16991424

>>16991140
Secret Garden

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>>16991140
This is Rebecca's favourite book. She likes far geeks.

>> No.16991442

>>16991424
Fire geeks

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>>16991172

>> No.16991474

>>16991180
You will never be a woman

>> No.16991490

>>16991157
>karma sutra
>karma
Why is his mom concerned with the correct performance of religious rites?

>> No.16991504
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>>16991401
Took me a little while to find someone that wasn't a chatbot, kek.

>> No.16991513

>>16991504
>not doing videochat
why even bother?

>> No.16991519

>>16991140
Cirque du Freak - Darren Shan

My wife. I read it it was good but YA

>> No.16991521

>>16991253
>implying they didn't pick it up for the "creepy shit"

>> No.16991525

>>16991519
She has a signed copy by the author

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>>16991140

>> No.16991552

>>16991513
>Willingly wanting to see a disgusting human body when you can partake in pure intellectual exchange
Pathetic.

>> No.16991559

>>16991552
no one told you to look into your video. just look at the pretty art hoe you will be asking instead, and it can very well be pelasing to the eyes.

>> No.16991583

>>16991559
>omegle video chat
>containing pretty art-hoes, let alone girls, let alone anyone not masturbating into the camera
heh....

>> No.16991589

I Ching

>> No.16991594

>>16991559
>just look at the pretty art hoe you will be asking instead, and it can very well be pelasing to the eyes.
There is not a single "pretty" human being on the face of this earth.

>> No.16991600

>>16991589
Hello Ching, I John

>> No.16991640

>>16991583
what I get from watching catboykami and the gypsycrusader is, that there actually are a decent amount of pretty girls on there
>and most of the pretty ones are the based kind.

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>>16991400
volcel gang?

>> No.16991773

>>16991693
no girl interests me beyond carnal desires such as fug and sug, and even that doesn't really interest me much
i'm a kissless virgin, obviously

>> No.16991780

>>16991140
The only 2 people I know haven't picked up a book since high school

>> No.16991816

>>16991140
>your

>> No.16991871

>”lol probably Faust rn”
>”u?”

>> No.16991890

>I like Jo Nesbo
hold me bros

>> No.16991909

>>16991490
listen here the bitch just told me to read it I have no idea what it is

>> No.16992055

>>16991773
Are you me?

>> No.16992526

>>16991773
I constantly had sex almost daily from 16 to 25 and I feel the same

>> No.16992550

>>16991140
I can't as I don't own a phone

>> No.16992612

>>16991140
>no longer human - dazai

>> No.16992632

>>16991140
collected works of CS Lewis

>> No.16992792

My gf’s favorite book is Frankenstein

>> No.16992820

>>16991140
Naked Lunch

>> No.16992833

The 1897 Old Farmers Almanac.

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>>16991693
>chicken
That's like saying you want to order soi. Chicken is the worst protein source and contains very long chain oxidative fats. Chicken eating in the absence of god tier fat supplementation causes mental illness and brain atrophy.

>> No.16992883

>>16992867
why don't american eat lambs or rabbits?

>> No.16992927

Post body you fucking dyel

>> No.16992988

>>16991589
either extremely based or extremely cringe

>> No.16993322

>>16991600
kek

>> No.16993470

Minima Moralia

>> No.16993532

>>16991401
I ended up on Omegle. Didn't get an answer on the book, but I gave career and life advice to a young person.
Just for context: I intentionally send passerbys who ask for directions in the worst possible place for fun.

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>>16991140
>gril

>> No.16993584

nausea - sartre

nah it was actually twilight

>> No.16993757

>>16991532
Assuming it's not a LARP, that's incredibly based.

>> No.16993785

>>16991140
Anna Karenina

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>>16991140

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>>16991140

>> No.16993855

>>16991532
Dosto would not approve

>> No.16993869

>>16991140
Appearently its "Who are you?"

>> No.16993885

>>16993869
Ah, a Jordan Peterson book.

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>>16991140

>> No.16993921

>>16993869
Deep.

>> No.16993965

>>16991180
You already are a woman!

>> No.16994021

>don't have any girls number
how the fuck do people get those

>> No.16994233

bailey's window
or
ask & it is given

>> No.16994247

Lord of the Rings Trilogy. wat do??

>> No.16994257

>>16991158
>Me and the kids are happy without you now.
Why do women always lie?

>> No.16994275

>>16992883
Who knows? Also Turkey is garbage after the initial meal (because no way a family of four is finishing an entire bird in one night).

>> No.16994301

>>16994247
She's either a four-eyed geek or hasn't read much books. Tread cautiously.

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>>16991140
>Either The House of the Spirits by Isabel Allende or Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt
What do you think? We've in a relationship for over a year now

>> No.16994362

>>16994301
Bit of both, I think. She's more of a science-type.

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>>16991600
Fucking got me

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hee hee