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16980617 No.16980617 [Reply] [Original]

>And Virgil laughed: "that must be the divine comedy"

Seriously Dante?

>> No.16980675

>>16980617
>And Odysseus thus remarked: this will be the story of the fall of Illium, the Illiad

>> No.16980684

>And the LORD God said unto Israel, "This has truly been The Bible."

>> No.16980716

>"My name? Just call me Don Quixote", the man uttered cold, not wasting a gaze down, riding his horse into a last sunset.

>> No.16980729
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>They lived in a town called Lonesome Dove.

>> No.16980735

>"Hurrah for Karamazov"
Seriously Fyodor?

>> No.16980749

>>16980617
>You know, Sonya-said Raskolnikov - I did the crime, now I must face the punishment!
Brave Dostoevsky

>> No.16980756

Virgil never said that, dumbass.

>> No.16980777

>"C'mon white boy" Queequeg said impatiently "show us that Moby Dick"

>> No.16980785

>>16980617
<These have been my - Notes from the Underground
Seriously dosto?

>> No.16980801

>>16980617
>We penetrated deeper and deeper into the heart of darkness.
>The brown current ran swiftly out of the heart of darkness,
Come on, Conrad.

>> No.16980817 [DELETED] 

>>16980617
hasn't read the poem
>>16980675
hasn't read the poem
>>16980684
hasn't read the scripture
>>16980716
hasn't read the novel
>>16980729
could be real, but it's not bad at all
>>16980735
actually read the novel, but you're a faggot for (ironically) denigrating this novel
>>16980749
hasn't read the novel
>>16980777
hasn't read the novel, but thinks it's funny because Queequeg and Ishmael slept in a bed together
>>16980801
read the novel but is a faggot for (ironically) denigrating this work of art
>>16980785
hasn't read the novel or is misquoting the faux introduction/epilogue is also a faggot for (ironically) denigrating this novella

S A G E
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>> No.16980822

>Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul
Literally threw the book in the trash after reading this line

>> No.16980824

>>16980817
A U T I S M
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>> No.16980833

>>16980817
Autism. Brothers Karamazov is my favorite novel you dumb pseud

>> No.16980834

>>16980684
This one made me laugh

>> No.16980838

>>16980817
>For this has truly been a Missing The Point

Really, Anonymous?

>> No.16980841

>And thus spoke Zarathustra
Wow, Nietzsche, really?

>> No.16980844

>>16980617
>and Virgil chuckled at Stewart Lee’s snide remark about Daily Mail reader’s intelligences and then said ‘this is a divine comedy’
?

>> No.16980855

>And in that moment, the man realized that none of what he had read was true, but rather they were all...ficciones
Seriously Borges

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>>16980838
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR ELSE YOUR A NEWFAG!!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT THIS EXACT SAME THREAD GETS POSTED AT LEAST ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS
>GIVE ME (YOU)'S FOR MY LOW EFFORT SHITPOSTS
>I SWEAR I AM NOT REDDIT!!! YOU'RE REDDIT FOR NOT PLAYING ALONG WITH THIS AWFUL JOKE
>DON'T YOU GET IT IS SO BAD AND LOW EFFORT IT IS FUNNY!!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!' IT IS LIKE THE ROOM DIRECTED BY TOMMY WISEAU!!'

pic related is you and everyone condoning the actions of this thread. just go back to /b/ you losers

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>> No.16980869

Will you fuckers stop spoiling all the classics I didn't get to yet? Holy tits.

>> No.16980874
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16980874

>They had finally made it to the deepest underground level of the Dulce Laboratory. Rows upon rows of cryogenic stasis chambers met their eyes, sweeping out as far their eyes could see.
>”My God,” said Stephen with a gasp. He took a few dazed steps forward and began inspecting the name-plates on the chambers. “Finnegan L. Wicker ... Finnegan O’Blimey ... Finnegan O’Leary... Here are were all the missing Finnegans went, Bloom! They must have abducted every last ‘Finnegan’ in Ireland for these twisted experiments! How long do you think it will take to free them all?”
>”Doesn’t matter how long it takes, boy,” Bloom said gruffly. “We’re not gonna stop working ... till all the Finnegans wake.”

B R A V O

>> No.16980877

>"Wait... was this all just A Midsummer Night's Dream?"

>> No.16980890

>>16980859
Eat rat poison you autistic faggot

>> No.16980892

>>16980869
Read all the classics before shitposting here

>> No.16980900

>>16980859
Wow, this truly was the big book of reddit

>> No.16980901

"The beautiful boy climbed out of the brush"

"That must be The Road dad"

"Yes"

>> No.16980911

>>16980892
shouldn't we all

>> No.16980919

>>16980874
now that's actually a pretty great effort

>> No.16980947
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16980947

"The auctioneer cleared his throat. Oedipa settled back, to await the crying of lot 49."

>> No.16980960

>>16980901
>quotation marks
pleb

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>>16980911
>As members of the Something Awful fora clicked through Poole's PowerPoint presentation on the growth of anonymous image boards (the popularity of which would soon eclipse their own antiquated site's popularity), one of them was heard to remark "Well, I guess it's time that 4chan finally received A Visit From The Goon Squad."

Are you kidding me, Jennifer?

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>>16980901
they rode on

>> No.16980968

>each marked page of ignited into a cacophonous roar of flame, the scorched flare leapt around like a dragon, soaked in kerosine a wave of heat touched Montag's face knocking him over into a pile of forgotten books, he pulled out his thermometer and wiped off the ash he carefully inspected the words..."Farenheight... Farenheight 451"

C'mon Ray Bradbury...

>> No.16980979

>>16980962
*second 'popularity' should be 'viewership' or something like that

>> No.16980985

>>16980960
They're actual quotes, that's why.

>> No.16980986

>>16980947
Worst one yet

>> No.16980992

>>16980947
At least try to make it believable anon

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>"And that concludes The Canterbury Tales," Geoffrey Chaucer.

>> No.16981059

>>16980817
Gran Autismo

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>>16980817
>These aren't how the books end
Man, can you be a bigger retarded faggot? Jesus fucking Christ, how autistic are you, you fucking faggot fuck?

>> No.16981153

>>16980859
nah, pic related is definitely you

>> No.16981168

>>16980777
kek

>> No.16981308

Hey Janny. Do your job. Delete this shit thread instead of my post calling out the low quality posters.

>>OP
hasn't read the poem
>>16980675
hasn't read the poem
>>16980684
hasn't read the scripture
>>16980716
hasn't read the novel
>>16980729
could be real, but it's not bad at all
>>16980735
actually read the novel, but you're a faggot for (ironically) denigrating this novel
>>16980749
hasn't read the novel
>>16980777
hasn't read the novel, but thinks it's funny because Queequeg and Ishmael slept in a bed together
>>16980801
read the novel but is a faggot for (ironically) denigrating this work of art
>>16980785
hasn't read the novel or is misquoting the faux introduction/epilogue is also a faggot for (ironically) denigrating this novella

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>>16981308
>>16980817
Based Chad dabbing on /lit/ tourists and /b/tards in this off-topic thread.

>> No.16981680

>>16981308
Faggot retard

>> No.16981687

>>16981308
Based. Threads like these remind not to waste my time here with braindead undergrad zoomers.

>> No.16981774

>>16981687
Yet here you are! That dopamine hit feels satisfying, don't it!

>> No.16981847

>>16980986
>>16980992
reddit

>> No.16981850

>>16980617
> (714) 445-8005 - Yellow Pages inc.

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>>16980617
>The real Approach to Al-Muta'sim was the friends we made along the way.

>> No.16981873

>>16980617
Mikhaela's bull had just finished finished when her white effeminate husband/webmaster rushed into the room. "He's awake." The three buckos rushed to his slavic bedside as Dr. Peterson turned his head, and said weakly, "I have 12 More Rules for Life."

>> No.16981893

>>16980859
you're trying to hard