/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16959808]

What poems should I memorize so that I can impress women?

[Anonymous No.16960455]

>>16959808
Start with the elegies of Martin Higginbotham

[Anonymous No.16960476]

>>16959808
The entirety of the Book of Revelation in the KJV.

[Anonymous No.16960478]

Beowulf and Aeneid

[Anonymous No.16960482]

>>16959808
poetry is dead. rap instead.

[Anonymous No.16960483]

Start with the Iliad

[Anonymous No.16960486]

>>16959808
Don't try to impress women anon, don't try to impress anyone but yourself.

[Ad Lockhorst No.16960504]

A une demoiselle malade
by Clement Marot
because it is French and, due to the format, easy to remember.

[Anonymous No.16960544]

>>16960486
but I want sex with /lit/ chicks

[Anonymous No.16960562]

>>16960544
Just bum them cigarettes and they'll suck your cock.

[Anonymous No.16960934]

>>16959808
roses are red
all women are whores
open your legs
your dad is a cuck

[Anonymous No.16961024]

>>16959808
Byron. Byron's poems get chicks wet. They have the whiff of the man's own irresistible sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.16961069]

>>16960544
>/lit/ chicks
no such thing, neck yourself

[Anonymous No.16961070]

love's philosophy by shelley
unironically

[Anonymous No.16961094]

>>16959808
The Daodejing. I drop snippets of it into conversation and people think its clever af

[Anonymous No.16961104]

Cursed be the stars in the sky that place me so low and her so high.

[Anonymous No.16961121]

women they pee
women they poo
not over me
but in the loo
women they pee
women they poo
where I don't see
my balls are blue
women they pee
women they poo
I'd like to flee
in this odd stew
to swim in pee
to eat the poo
I wish I were
in the loo too
being a frotteur

[Anonymous No.16961132]

>If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the glock

[Anonymous No.16961148]

>>16960562
unironically this easy

[Anonymous No.16961156]

>>16960562
based

[Anonymous No.16961189]

>>16961070
>What is all this sweet work worth
>If thou kiss not me?
>*leans for a kiss*

[Anonymous No.16961212]

Haikus. Ancient and heavy stuff

[Anonymous No.16961217]

>>16960483
νήπιε μή μοι ἄποινα πιφαύσκεο μηδ᾽ ἀγόρευε:
100πρὶν μὲν γὰρ Πάτροκλον ἐπισπεῖν αἴσιμον ἦμαρ
τόφρά τί μοι πεφιδέσθαι ἐνὶ φρεσὶ φίλτερον ἦεν
Τρώων, καὶ πολλοὺς ζωοὺς ἕλον ἠδ᾽ ἐπέρασσα:
νῦν δ᾽ οὐκ ἔσθ᾽ ὅς τις θάνατον φύγῃ ὅν κε θεός γε
Ἰλίου προπάροιθεν ἐμῇς ἐν χερσὶ βάλῃσι
105καὶ πάντων Τρώων, περὶ δ᾽ αὖ Πριάμοιό γε παίδων.
ἀλλὰ φίλος θάνε καὶ σύ: τί ἦ ὀλοφύρεαι οὕτως;
κάτθανε καὶ Πάτροκλος, ὅ περ σέο πολλὸν ἀμείνων.
οὐχ ὁράᾳς οἷος καὶ ἐγὼ καλός τε μέγας τε;
πατρὸς δ᾽ εἴμ᾽ ἀγαθοῖο, θεὰ δέ με γείνατο μήτηρ:
110ἀλλ᾽ ἔπι τοι καὶ ἐμοὶ θάνατος καὶ μοῖρα κραταιή:
ἔσσεται ἢ ἠὼς ἢ δείλη ἢ μέσον ἦμαρ
ὁππότε τις καὶ ἐμεῖο Ἄρῃ ἐκ θυμὸν ἕληται
ἢ ὅ γε δουρὶ βαλὼν ἢ ἀπὸ νευρῆφιν ὀϊστῷ.

This part is absolutely essential.

[Anonymous No.16961247]

La courbe de tes yeux fait le tour de mon cœur,
Un rond de danse et de douceur,
Auréole du temps, berceau nocturne et sûr,
Et si je ne sais plus tout ce que j'ai vécu
C'est que tes yeux ne m'ont pas toujours vu.
Feuilles de jour et mousse de rosée,
Roseaux du vent, sourires parfumés,
Ailes couvrant le monde de lumière,
Bateaux chargés du ciel et de la mer,
Chasseurs des bruits et sources des couleurs,

Parfums éclos d'une couvée d'aurores
Qui gît toujours sur la paille des astres,
Comme le jour dépend de l'innocence
Le monde entier dépend de tes yeux purs
Et tout mon sang coule dans leurs regards.

[Anonymous No.16961287]

>>16959808
Taylor Swift or Ed Sheeran lyrics

[Anonymous No.16961295]

>>16961287
Close.
Ed Sheeran or Shawn Mendes lyrics

[Anonymous No.16961332]

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring…

[Anonymous No.16961354]

>>16960562
Anon you gave me a great flashback.

Years ago I was a young man, about 18 years of age. I had traveled to the South of France to spend the summer with a family I did not know. This was a quiet town compared to the metropolis of Paris I first arrived in. After seeing Paris I was ready to say France could be beautiful if only there were no french there. Anyhow I arrived in the South by train where the father of the family met me, we drove about 1 hour to their estate. It was a large house in a small village. The family consisted of Miss Frenchhost Mr. Frenchhost and their children Anonette and Niggerboy who was adopted. Anonette was the same age as me. Niggerboy was about 3 years younger. We spent the summer working and hanging out together doing various things. On one stary night I was walking in the garden where I saw Anonette staring at the sky. I walked to her, she asked me to sit down. Eventually I held her there as we were watching the sky. She offered me cigarettes.The cigarettes each had one line of poem on them. most romantic night of my life.

[Anonymous No.16961396]

>>16959808
>Wants to impress women.

[Anonymous No.16961758]

>>16961354
But did she suck your dick?

[Anonymous No.16963326]

>>16960544
why?

[Anonymous No.16963343]

>>16963326
I like hairy cunts and herpes

[Anonymous No.16963466]

>>16961758
I sometimes forget I'm on 4chan. Yes, she sucked my dick later that night. It was mediocre we also did the deed in the missionary position without protection, pretty good, pretty good.

[Anonymous No.16963471]

>>16963343
>I like hairy cunts
basé
shaved pussies and dicks are a pornographic abomination

[Anonymous No.16963484]

>>16959808
The tiger one, recite it while you unzip

[Anonymous No.16963485]

>>16959808
Ezra Pound’s Canto XLV

With usura hath no man a house of good stone
each block cut smooth and well fitting
that design might cover their face,
with usura
hath no man a painted paradise on his church wall
harpes et luz
or where virgin receiveth message
and halo projects from incision,
with usura
seeth no man Gonzaga his heirs and his concubines
no picture is made to endure nor to live with
but it is made to sell and sell quickly
with usura, sin against nature,
is thy bread ever more of stale rags
is thy bread dry as paper,
with no mountain wheat, no strong flour
with usura the line grows thick
with usura is no clear demarcation
and no man can find site for his dwelling.
Stonecutter is kept from his tone
weaver is kept from his loom
WITH USURA
wool comes not to market
sheep bringeth no gain with usura
Usura is a murrain, usura
blunteth the needle in the maid’s hand
and stoppeth the spinner’s cunning. Pietro Lombardo
came not by usura
Duccio came not by usura
nor Pier della Francesca; Zuan Bellin’ not by usura
nor was ‘La Calunnia’ painted.
Came not by usura Angelico; came not Ambrogio Praedis,
Came no church of cut stone signed: Adamo me fecit.
Not by usura St. Trophime
Not by usura Saint Hilaire,
Usura rusteth the chisel
It rusteth the craft and the craftsman
It gnaweth the thread in the loom
None learneth to weave gold in her pattern;
Azure hath a canker by usura; cramoisi is unbroidered
Emerald findeth no Memling
Usura slayeth the child in the womb
It stayeth the young man’s courting
It hath brought palsey to bed, lyeth
between the young bride and her bridegroom
CONTRA NATURAM
They have brought whores for Eleusis
Corpses are set to banquet
at behest of usura.
N.B. Usury: A charge for the use of purchasing power, levied without regard to production; often without regard to the possibilities of production.