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16937651 No.16937651 [Reply] [Original]

And this is our son's room, he's very interested in philosophy...

>> No.16937687

>>16937651
get the fuck out of my room, im playing minecraft

>> No.16937710
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Do we not have a "knock-first" policy, mother?

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>>16937651
>Hola madre

>> No.16937740
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>enter

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>>16937651
KNOCK FIRST MOM!!!

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>>16937651
I've written multiple masterpieces of aesthetics, psychology and political philosophy mother, that's a little more than just "interested."

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>> No.16938142

> NOOO, DON'T COME IN! I'M COOOOOONTEMPLATING

>> No.16938150
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>>16937755

>> No.16938156

>>16937777
Check em.

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>>16938150
>tfw no latina gf to throw apples at my tied-up and taught balls

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>> No.16938195

>>16938160
Based department.

>> No.16938197

>>16937735
Basado

>> No.16938208

>>16938160
Based and ecofascist pilled

>> No.16938220

>>16937687
kek

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>>16938161

>> No.16938276

>>16938221
Filtered.

>> No.16938325
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>>16937651
>What doth life?

>> No.16938437

>>16938161
I will never understand ball busting

>> No.16938445
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>>16937651

>> No.16938447

Has any parent ever done this for real?

>> No.16938455
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>> No.16938514

>>16938455

> An entire broom handle all to himself.

Ostentatious as fuck.

>> No.16938525

>>16938437
Pain can pleasurable; I understand the fantasy. However, acting on it is utterly moronic.

>> No.16938550
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>> No.16938558

>"What you mumbling about in there, boy?” his mother asked through the closed door.
>“I am praying,” Ignatius answered angrily.
>“Patrolman Mancuso’s coming today to see me about the accident. You better say a little Hail Mary for me, honey.”
>“Oh, my God,” Ignatius muttered.
>“I think it’s wonderful you praying, babe. I been wondering what you do locked up in there all the time.”
>“Please go away!” Ignatius screamed. “You’re shattering my religious ecstasy.”

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Dream much, Will?

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>>16938525
>t. has never been pegged.
God, I just want Elizabeth Holmes to peg the fuck outta me, slapping my ass, calling me her bitch in her deep, business woman voice, occasionally telling me to turn around and look into her wide, soul-entrapping eyes.
Mmmmmmm

>> No.16938576

>>16938525
Yeah but testicular pain is on its own level

>> No.16938659

>>16937777
HOLY QUADS

>> No.16938669
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>"I'm not just 'interested' in philosophy mom. I'm a REAL Professor! I've been a adjunct for twenty years! TWENTY YEARS MOM!"

>> No.16938671
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NOOOOOOO IM BUSY

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>> No.16938682

>>16937710
Kek'd

>> No.16938686
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I guess you could say im into philosophy

>> No.16938687

>>16937777
CHECKED

>> No.16938709

>>16938686
I didn't these poltards-ish kind of people actually existed.

>> No.16938771

>>16938709
Most of them are non white

>> No.16938779

>>16938160
The jew fears the indoor duck farmer

>> No.16938790
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>> No.16938795

>>16938686
>super mario galaxy
really ties the room together

>> No.16938975

>>16938160
imagine the smell

>> No.16938978

>>16938573
Pegging is based, ball busting is cringe

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>>16937710
Ok, this made me chuckle

>> No.16939024

>>16938709
few people on /pol/ are white

>> No.16939071

>>16938160
>ANON! YOUR ROOM IS A PIGSTY!

>> No.16939081

>>16938558
This quote is great. Honestly I read that book but can't say I really "get" it.

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>> No.16939101
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Welcome

>> No.16939118
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>>16939101
At least post the funny one

>> No.16939120

>>16938573
>>16938978
based bottombros.

>> No.16939121
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>>16937777
checked

>> No.16939134

>>16938790
>filename
kek

>> No.16939136

>>16938160
Wtfffff

>> No.16939137

>>16939086
very based c0splay desu

>> No.16939893

>>16938709
most people on pol are latin american, middle eastern, or asian lol

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Yes? Do not interrupt my studies.

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>> No.16940037

>>16938161
*taut

>> No.16940090

>>16939118
highly based. would love to have my philoso-bros enter into my philoso-chamber and have all the burger king we could possibly desire while we discuss the particulars of epistemological expediency.

>> No.16940134

>>16937651
thankfully i'm not a neet so i don't have random retards barging into my room anymore.

>> No.16940156
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16940156

Ehm, mom... It's only a friend.

>> No.16940174

>>16939957
she's so wet

>> No.16940210

>>16940174
im pretty sure she has simply just pissed herself from the fear.

>> No.16940221

>>16939957
Where did you get this video of me and my sister?

>> No.16940990

>>16938573
this is what porn does to people fellas

>> No.16941085

>>16937777

This has Ignatius J Reilly undertones

>> No.16941138

>>16938161
Looks like a kike, like Hila from H3

>> No.16941146

>>16938686
Based Tatar

>> No.16941152

>>16939086
I bet no one knew wtf he was doing here lol

>> No.16941166
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>>16937651
Greetings, breeder. And whom is it that you’ve brought into my dearest sequestered sanctum? If you wish not to provoke my wrath most foul then I implore you to render the tendies and leave immediately. Thank you.

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>> No.16941180

>>16939957
>the jump at the end
Mfw

>> No.16941693
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>>16938709
He's a Ukrainian neo-nazi. They have tacit government support there and serve as a paramillitary group against the Russians and Russian-backed rebels in Eastern ukraine.
I dont think it was /pol/ that radicalized him it was Mario Galaxy 2
Pic related belong to the same group, probably the Azov Batallion

>> No.16942731

>>16941693
Weird, they remind me of the hodge twins

>> No.16942814

>>16937755
Haha very nice anon

>> No.16942852
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>>16937651

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>>16937651
>why hello mother! it's a pleasure to see you again. i was just finishing my 128th re-read of Walden. who is your guest? shall i play the Goldberg Variations for you both?

>> No.16942911

>>16938573
That's kinda gay my man

>> No.16942924
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Welcome Mother and friends

>> No.16943228

>>16942889
The grand would resonate terribly. It obviously serves decorative purpose.

>> No.16944410

>>16942889
keked

>> No.16944658

>>16938573
This is what porn does to a young man's mind. Tragic.

>> No.16944685

>>16937651
Not now mom, I am watching My beautiful wife Michiru May gets seduced by foreign english teacher jav vol 2
"Didn't you say you were reading Heidegger"

>> No.16944791

>>16941693
Why aren't they white?

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>> No.16944843
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>welcome in! feel free to have a seat!

>> No.16944862

>>16937755
Very good reply, deserves several (you)s.

>> No.16944883

>>16944658
>>16942911
>>16940990
filtered. prostate milking is the final redpill.

>> No.16944934

>>16937735
>Davila
Dangerously based

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>>16937651
Can you knock next time mom

>> No.16944983
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Does someone have the picture of Guenonfag's room with the portraits and the rosaries?

>> No.16944992

>>16944980
I give you, the Overman!

>> No.16945277

>>16944980
wow, these people really exist, uh?

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>>16937651

>> No.16945427

>>16944980
Voila, un homme!

>> No.16945446
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Y O U
H A V E
E N T E R E D
T H E M A C H I N E

>> No.16945452

>>16938160
That right there is soul, brother.

>> No.16945580

>>16939086
fucking hell this made me laugh so much

>> No.16945598

>>16944980
powerful energy

>> No.16945600

>>16944980
My bussy is drippin rn...

>> No.16946305

>>16944980
mein gott

>> No.16946363

>>16944980
>those bottles
that's just apple juice right

>> No.16946379

>>16941693
1 > 2 imho

>> No.16946388
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Hello mother. I'm just having a spot of light lunch.

>> No.16946392

>>16938325
Stfu chomskyhonk

>> No.16946418

>>16938686
This guy looks positively arab. Arab and dweebish, like a dwarab.

>> No.16946468
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>>16938160
the jews fear the indoor chicken farmer

>> No.16946490

>>16938525
>Pain can pleasurable
Isnt this more a chick thing. You might be trans?

>> No.16946555

>>16939957
This looks really cool. What movie?

>> No.16946578

>>16946555
Split

>> No.16946596

>>16946468
HAHAHA

>> No.16946601

>>16946490
what the fuck

>> No.16946607

>>16938160
>This is where I lay all the bangin' hot chicks

>> No.16946616

>>16946578
ty

>> No.16946623
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>Mom, have you seen the elephant in my room?

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>>16937651

>> No.16946646

>>16946623
Real life Jumanji. What are you supposed to do here? Scare it out with a mouse?

>> No.16946651

>>16946646
scare what out? What are you talking about?

>> No.16946659

>>16937755
checkd

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>>16946646
Get it to the roof

>> No.16946905

>>16938176
very cute

>> No.16946966

>>16937777
No less than quads for our man Wagner.

>> No.16947310

>>16938573
Dangerously based holy shit

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>>16937651
hello mother

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>>16938573
"Turn around, bitch."

>> No.16948500

>>16944658
>>16940990
>has a particular fantasy
>google porn about it
>look what porn did to him!!
this is stupid

>> No.16948511

>>16948500
Fetishes are the result of exposure and subsequent conditioning. It has been proven a penny jar can elicit a sexual response upon conditioning. You're just coping and thinking this filth is innate.

>> No.16948515

>>16946468

But how do you sleep?

>> No.16948523

>>16948500
Filtered by socratic dialogue and not asking the why behind the having, thus self refuting yourself.

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>>16937651
>Sorry about the water bill, mommy

>> No.16948730

>>16937755
Kek

>> No.16948749
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Ahh yes mother, you caught me just as I finished penning the last words of my magnum opus.

>> No.16948828

>>16946388
This image is genuinely depressing

>> No.16949579

>>16948069
>Now where could my pipe be

>> No.16949767

>>16948726
Why does it feel as if this man has great wisdom to share with me?

>> No.16949912

>>16948726
Is that JONATHAN BOWDEN!!?!?

>> No.16950035

>>16949912
looks nothing alike

>> No.16950115
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>>16937651
MOM GO OUT
NOW

>> No.16950146
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>>16937651
Except I'm not, you boomer dunces, my fields of expertise are history and theology.

>> No.16950154

>>16950146
>>>/his/ may be more your speed

>> No.16950162

>>16938160
>anti-bacterial bedding
That's what makes the image for me.

>> No.16950186

>>16940090
>burger king
Sorry Anon, it's only mcdonalds.

>> No.16950206

>>16950154
Regarding history, definitely. However the theological level is quite depressing, given the fact the board is full of LARPers (zoomer tradcaths, icooners, fake muslims).

>> No.16950207

>>16942889
>giant square rooms which would have terrible climate control and acoustics
This is the worst meme of modern aesthetics. Luckily it seems to exist almost solely in media portrayals.

>> No.16950219

>>16944980
Lmao I've seen that shelf in shelf threads.

>> No.16950227

>>16944980
Why does he have a doorway pullup bar and a rack.
>realise that his bed is in the squat rack
Holy shit I can't stop laughing.

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>>16944980
>desk is a slab of wood on top of storage containers
This keeps on giving.

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>>16944983
This Anon?

>> No.16950377

>>16950241
extremely based

>> No.16950411

>>16942889
The room is just a cell with bars on the window showing beautifull nature outside.

>> No.16950471

>>16946676
Is this from a movie

>> No.16950475

>>16948500
>Thinking some woman strapping a plastic stick to her abdomen and ramming it up your ass like a man is a natural fantasy
Is it even possible w/o porn?

>> No.16950490
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>>16950475
>The oldest known relic that’s believed to be a strap-on is from the Upper Paleolithic Period; c10,000 bc. Among the many artifacts that appear to be dildos, a double ‘baton’ has been discovered with a hole in the middle. Archeologists theorize that this hole is for a strap to hold it to the wearer. There’s also a Japanese wooden strap-on dildo that’s been discovered.

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>>16950471
no

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>>16939086
this is good

>> No.16950937

>>16938176
holy based
is there a better animal than capybara?

>> No.16950950

>>16938573
fuck accfag finally made a meme.

>> No.16951115

>>16946646
Be it's fren, obviously

>> No.16951124

>>16939071
No it's a birdpen.

>> No.16951143

>>16938550
was cioran into autoerotic asphyxiation

>> No.16951940

>>16950206
Last time i was on /his/ it was full of fedoras.

>> No.16953157

>>16950206
And retarded anti European lefties

>> No.16953184
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16953184

no.. wait.. I can explain.

>> No.16953537

>>16950186
>Wendy's clearly visible.

You're not smart and very dumb.

>> No.16953556

>>16944791
That's your fault for being an idiot.

>> No.16953563

>>16953184
>no fash twink to dom you
why even live

>> No.16953574
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16953574

>>16946388
>Goosebumps
Absolutely patrician.

>> No.16953598

>>16946388
likeliest to be the case

>> No.16954704

>>16953537
I didn't look at the image that closely.

>> No.16954746

>>16939081
You have to be an autistic weirdo.
Try Pleasant Hell by John Dolan.

>> No.16954750

>>16953563
>dommed by a twink

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16954781

the ride never ends

>> No.16954804

>Paces around my room, immersed in thought
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WALKING AROUND FOR, ANON!?
Sometimes I wish I wasn't a neet

>> No.16954939

>>16937755

nice one, anon
it's cool to laugh sometimes.

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>>16937651

please, get out