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The scholastic book fair just rolled in, what are you bros getting?

>> No.16911711

>>16911701
for me, it's time warp trio

>> No.16911713

Ayo I’m bugging mom for 29 dollars for some
>goosebumps (choose your own horror!)
>magic treehouse
>glow in the dark pencils

>> No.16911733

Probably some shit about birds or fish, I dunno. Or one of those chemistry sets.

>> No.16911749
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16911749

them big ass erasers and a bendy pencil
t. cool kid who got to second base with cindy

>> No.16911750

>>16911701
I'm getting horny

>> No.16911835

Captain Underpants for me please.

>> No.16911842

Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2

>> No.16912177

>>16911701
Too many words. I'll take a graphic novel please, preferably one with breasts.

>> No.16912282

>>16911701
Where's Waldo
Keep me and the bros entertained during recess.

>> No.16912338

>>16911701
BOOK WITH SHARKS ON IT

>> No.16912347

A Tolkien book because I got high grades on my report card!

>> No.16912355

>>16911701
Those were fun times :)
The smell of new books, the little kiosks, the cool knick-knacks... I had a good time bros.

>> No.16912361

Anyone find these events kinda classist? It's pretty clear they're meant for kids that get money from parents.

>> No.16912362

When I was a kid I always thought that the scholastic book fair only sold Aquinas. I did attend a Catholic school after all.

>> No.16912364

>>16911711
Based.
>>16911713
>magic treehouse
Based

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>>16911835
Second for this. Book fairs always sucked because my family was poor and I had to watch the other kids get stuff I wanted.

>> No.16912373

>>16912362
That sounds like a dream come true.

>> No.16912384

>>16912361
I never bought a thing. I would browse the books, and when the school library got some from the book fair, I'd check them out.

>> No.16912409

>>16912347
>>16912362
>>16912373
fucking nerds

>> No.16912419

I could never afford anything :(

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>>16911701
>Ripley’s Believe It or Not

>> No.16912877

>>16911701
Gunna have to be Calvin and Hobbes along with some Animorphs.

>> No.16912983

Nothing as I’ve read all the Diary of an Incel books so far

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>>16911701
>National Geographic world records
>would see the women with tallest legs and all the tall and muscular women
Pretty sure I partially got my giantess fetish from this

>> No.16913056

>>16911701
diary of a wimpy kid duh

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I wanna be in the 4th grade getting out of class to go to one of these bros.

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16913108

step aside plebs.

>> No.16913129

>>16913108
>tfw dsd is about to start
oh shit I wasn't ready

>> No.16913189

why the fuck are book fairs legal? why are schools allowed to pass out a weekly ad to take home and rag their parents to buy that shit at jacked up prices? i feel bad for my parents