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Anonymous Sat Nov 28 19:29:12 2020 No.16898458 [DELETED]

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>gf introduces me to her parents
>"you'll get along with my father, he reads a lot, just like you!!"
>meet her father
>"so sir, I've heard you're fond of literature, what kind of books do you like?"
>he says his favorite authors are John Grisham and Dan Brown

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 19:39:49 2020 No.16898514 File: 23 KB, 596x739, 0d8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >gf introduces me to her parents >"mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 19:41:22 2020 No.16898524 >>16898458 sounds like you desire to assert your dominance upon the man. ever thought of taking a middle-aged cock up your ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 20:16:39 2020 No.16898740 >>16898458 >Very good, sir. I'm a Clive Cussler fanatic myself. Something tells me you and I will get along just fine. :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 20:31:17 2020 No.16898825 >>16898458 >John Grisham and Dan Brown uh oh

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 20:39:38 2020 No.16898874 >>16898458 Hmm, you are a more noble man who will assert your dominance over his daughter for chivlary is not dead after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 20:43:40 2020 No.16898914 >>16898740 >clive cussler What a wally.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 20:46:08 2020 No.16898930 >>16898458 >Grisham 100% chance he has been incarcerated

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 21:10:53 2020 No.16899090 >>16898458 Graham slaps tbqh desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 21:16:35 2020 No.16899128 File: 9 KB, 239x211, wojak-1581348132425-dead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16898458 >gf

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 21:48:24 2020 No.16899313 >>16899090 this. he gets a bad rap as a stephen king-esque boomercore hack but he's a little better than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 21:54:37 2020 No.16899348 >>16898514 Yeah, and I get warned on /sp/ for racism when I can Wiz Khalifa the n word.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 22:55:13 2020 No.16899741 >>16898458 So are you gonna try reading some of those books to get to know your potential in-law better or just act like a smug prick and wonder why every encounter with him is gonna be awkward in the future?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 23:07:12 2020 No.16899803 >>16898458 While talking with my grandma this Thanksgiving she mentions she's impressed by all the books I read. Hemingway comes up in conversation. She said she hated the old man and the sea, I said I wouldn't expect a women to understand it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 23:16:52 2020 No.16899855 I’ve found that I don’t have much to talk about to people with my interests because real time just isn’t the format. The riffing can be good but it’s far and few

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 23:23:06 2020 No.16899886 >>16899348 please stop being racist. Niggeranon was jsut greentexting his encounter with his qwan's parents (only mother present). Respect other cultures, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:01:45 2020 No.16900138 The Boomer starting kit >Tom Clancy >Stephen King >John Grisham >Robert Ludlum >Dan Brown

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:02:49 2020 No.16900141 >>16898458 That’s a total softball in terms of relating to normies. Wtf were you going to do if he was a really into hunting or NASCAR?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:03:39 2020 No.16900145 >>16898524 t.frenchman in the house

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:05:10 2020 No.16900157 >>16898458 >John Grisham and Dan Brown Wow OP got filtered hard by Grish and Brownerino

Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:07:48 2020 No.16900169

>>16900138

Seriously, its even worse if they're educated and they read this shit.

I remember going to a GFs cottage, and her dad and his college buddy were there, both with masters in Chem. I'm uneducated but like to read, they talk about bullshit like the new Dan Brown. Wtf?

Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:07:58 2020 No.16900170

>spend a lifetime reading the highest quality literature working and starting a family
>coast into middle age with a newfound appreciation of the small things in life and the common tastes of the common man
>while away evenings sipping whiskey reading Grisham and letting your decades of memories and associates delicately float over the easeful prose of a tightly told tale

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:08:31 2020 No.16900176 File: 151 KB, 600x600, death.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >gf introduces me to her parents >wake up

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:09:57 2020 No.16900183 >>16900170 I would an hero

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:14:15 2020 No.16900204 File: 44 KB, 660x350, f1d48fea-36a0-4662-9d4e-c56c657f790d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16900176 >gf introduces me to her parents >they read >she exists

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:19:20 2020 No.16900224 >>16900169 That's my dad. He was a dentist, very intelligent man, and literally only reads the stuff on my list there. Some people just don't care about some things beyond surface level.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:21:55 2020 No.16900239 File: 23 KB, 441x462, an9oy10_700b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16900176 iktf bro

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:23:21 2020 No.16900244 >>16900224 Anything you can find used paperbacks of on the shelf of any house rented out for vacations. Patterson, Grisham, etc

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:27:01 2020 No.16900253 What's the normiest thing on your shelf, /lit/ For me it's a full set of James Bond

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:30:43 2020 No.16900269 >>16900253 Animal Farm

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:30:46 2020 No.16900271 >>16900138 No Ken Follett? For some reason, most boomers here love him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:31:20 2020 No.16900274 >>16900253 asoiaf

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:34:18 2020 No.16900290 Is it possible to respect the father of your girlfriend/wife? Knowing that he spent so much of his life raising a girl just for her to be your cumsleeve. It's hard to look at him and feel anything other than pity and disdain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:39:49 2020 No.16900309 >>16900290 Like you just think of how he's probably proud of her because of some shit like going to school. She's a stupid bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass, who cares if she went to school lol. It's just embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:41:40 2020 No.16900317 >>16900309 >>16900290 back to r9k, cretins

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:42:36 2020 No.16900325 >>16900317 Go spend some more money on your future prostitute daughter, you faggot cuck "dad".

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:45:52 2020 No.16900341 >>16900290 I wonder what your parents think, knowing they raised such a careless degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:47:32 2020 No.16900347 >>16900341 They can at least take solace in the fact I am a man, which is more than some can say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:51:17 2020 No.16900371 >>16900224 I don't understand it, these people don't think "fuck this language is awful, this plot is cliche, this is as bad as NCIS..." and so on. I guess not, I just don't understand how they don't.

Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:53:47 2020 No.16900389

>>16900244
LOL thats so true. Like every beach house in North Carolina.

Shit, at least they're reading, I went my friends parents home, and their bookshelf was filled with DVDs. They bought DVDs of every film, and not kino, like they were buying Mall Cop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:54:51 2020 No.16900392 >>16900309 LOL...you're still quite a way from getting a gf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:55:52 2020 No.16900401 >>16900253 James Bond DVDs...

Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:57:34 2020 No.16900407

>>16900392
>I am a woman and I will post the singular canned response that I have for every single conversation in which I have nothing of merit to say
This behavior only proves that you are nothing more than a set of holes, because your brain cannot even comprehend anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 00:59:05 2020 No.16900416 >>16900371 People just value different things. I for instance don't really care how my food tastes. Good enough is good enough, and the meals are all simple. I have no doubt that people that really valued cooking would think I'm a lost cause

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 01:00:36 2020 No.16900421 >>16900253 In cold blood

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 01:01:54 2020 No.16900427 >>16900371 >>>16900138 Some people just aren;t craaeesagga

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 01:01:59 2020 No.16900429 >>16900290 >ywn have the Marquise de La Mole as your father-in-law

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 01:02:01 2020 No.16900430 >>16900371 When you have an actually demanding job its nice to turn your brain off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 01:10:42 2020 No.16900478 >>16898514 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 01:19:15 2020 No.16900530 >>16898458 >sir Do Americans really???

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 01:35:19 2020 No.16900598 >>16899348 >warned for racism F U C K J A N N I E S Never thought this would happen on any board. I got a warning for posting rippen memes on /x/ last year.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 01:42:31 2020 No.16900629 >>16900253 Bible

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 01:46:08 2020 No.16900641 >>16898458 >Dan Brown Surely someone who likes him must have noticed by the third book that all his books are exactly the same?

>>	OP Sun Nov 29 08:47:54 2020 No.16902086 >>16900530 I'm not American

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 08:49:38 2020 No.16902094 >>16900145 yeah france is about ten times more homophobic than your anglo shithole kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 08:52:49 2020 No.16902106 >>16899886 Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 08:53:12 2020 No.16902107 >>16900271 ken follett is actually good anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 08:53:52 2020 No.16902111 >>16899803 Don't be rude to your grandma you spoiled brat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 08:55:41 2020 No.16902122 >>16898458 >hmm, so you like to read anon? ever heard of louie la' more ? true story

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 08:55:43 2020 No.16902124 >>16900290 i know right? think about it logically

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 09:02:21 2020 No.16902153 File: 2 KB, 83x81, filia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16900290

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 09:06:15 2020 No.16902164 >>16900138 Graham Greene also

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 09:11:46 2020 No.16902188 >>16899803 ITT: things that never happened at Thanksgiving

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 09:12:59 2020 No.16902194 File: 286 KB, 1079x1063, sometimes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16900290 by that logic you can't respect any man who fathered a daughter

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 09:13:03 2020 No.16902196 >>16900290 Try fucking his daughter in his bed the day before you all go out for dinner. Can barely look him in the eye

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 09:17:27 2020 No.16902214 >>16900253 all Dan Brown 20+ Stephen King books a lot of self help graphic novels Ready Player One Richard Laymon Edgar Cantero wrestling books Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Star Wars

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