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>*scoffs at your choice of book* Marcus Aurelius, how pedantic.
what's the correct move here

>> No.16889454

>>16889450
The only winning move is not to play

>> No.16889455

>>16889450
>pedantic

sorry sweatie, looks like you need to look up that word's definition again

>> No.16889459

What is meant by pedantic?

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16889460

>>16889450

>> No.16889477

>>16889450
Face-fuck her and make her eat your ass until she calls your dick Marcus Aurelius

>> No.16889480
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16889480

Reminder that Stoicism got BTFO'd by Nietzsche

>> No.16889482

>>16889450
She's sort of based, though. Marcus Aurelius is babby's first philosopher

>> No.16889484

>>16889450

Never argue with women. They'll only bring you down to their level and win due to experience.

Instead, insult women.

"Why aren't you barefoot in the kitchen and making me a sandwhich?"

>> No.16889489

>>16889450
cave her head in with a hammer

>> No.16889491
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16889491

>>16889484
Yeah, yeah! How about "You're a bitch!"?

>> No.16889500

>>16889459

Someone overly precise, verbose, and obsessed over irrelevant things.

>> No.16889509

>>16889480

What a pedant.

>> No.16889522

>>16889450

Reply
> "Girls without big ol' fat tiddies should abstain from wearing a man's suit, it truly massacres the feminine form".

>> No.16889533

>>16889482
>babby's first philosopher
Well then it's not pedantic retard

>> No.16889535

>>16889477
Haha

>> No.16889538

>>16889522
>>16889484
>>16889477
>girl
>feminine
>woman

>> No.16889539

>>16889480
Brilliant

>> No.16889541

>>16889533
She's based for shitting on Marcus Plebbius

>> No.16889542
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16889542

>Do you even understand the implications of Stoic logic and their conception of nature and time? There would be no Boole, no Frege, no logical theory of modality, of conditionality without them. The Stoics unmoored the logical mind from the syllogisms of Aristotle. Deleuze's philosophy of difference, Aion and Chronos would be unimaginable without Marcus Aurelius, and Foucault would never have formulated his late programme of askesis and care if it weren't for the Stoics.

>> No.16889553

>>16889500
Doesn't explain why this fictional person thinks Marcus Aurelius is any of these things.

>> No.16889557

>>16889542
And I wouldn't be the king I am today if some loser hadn't collected my trash. Your point, you fucking pseud?

>> No.16889581
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>>16889557
>if
A conditional. Hello Marcus, I see you are speaking from the realm of Aion, the empty form of time. The king is here!

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>>16889450
I can see there's no Chad's in the thread. The one true answer is just saying Yes.

>> No.16889627

>>16889480
he writes like such a faggot

>> No.16889655

>>16889484
>barefoot
Shit fetish

>> No.16889668

>>16889655
Are you an ESL? It's a popular saying.

>> No.16889670

>>16889450
Who is she supposed to be in this scenario? Do I know her or is she a stranger?

>> No.16889672

>>16889450
High collar, attempt to obscure the size of his dick beaters, butt chin. It's a trap. Do not engage. Any excuse will do. "I left my phone in my car." Don't turn your back on it, it might have chloroform. But seek escape.

>> No.16889693

>>16889672
What if I ask to see her (male) feminine penis?

>> No.16889712

>>16889480
Haha, Nietzsche made a convincing argument in favor of stoicism while trying his best to do the opposite. What a fucking retard.

>> No.16889722

>>16889450
Cry and beg her to stop being mean, while secretly wanting her to be meaner

>> No.16889747

>>16889693
Traps hate chasers. You cannot win with the mentally disabled.

>> No.16889761

>>16889450
It's only a little light reading in between volumes of Hegel.

>> No.16889764
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16889764

what the acutal fuckenings? why is mi gf yung dari posing as a lawyer??? i may ask, fuckers.

not based at all

>> No.16889768

Aurelius is a fantastic read for many young men. If a guy isn’t into philosophy but wants to better himself, I point him towards Marcus and Epictetus. Easy reads with a good outcome. Sometimes they get interested, sometimes they don’t and that’s ok. But meditations is a good starting point for people who have never been introduced to philosophy

>> No.16889770

>>16889747
So I have to let her (male) think she (male) is raping me (female (male))?

>> No.16889783

>>16889480
this is the first and last of nietzsche i will read

>> No.16889784

>>16889764
BASED KETAMINE BRO

>> No.16889823

>>16889764
who is this man? i've seen him before i think

>> No.16889827

>>16889460
came here to post this

>> No.16889848

>>16889522
cringe girls in suits are hot

>> No.16890178

>>16889450
"Expand on that."

>> No.16890186

>>16890178
*she (male) pulls down her (male) pants*

>> No.16890240

>>16889450
Start reciting passages from Seneca's plays in flawless reconstructed classical pronunciation, thus mocking her because she no doubt will not even realise how degenerate his style was.

>> No.16890258

>>16890240
Marcus Aurelius wrote in Greek, how is Seneca's Latin relevant?

>> No.16890298
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16890298

>>16890258
Credat hoc quisquam? ferus ille et acer
nec potens mentis truculentus Atreus
fratris aspectu stupefactus haesit.
nulla uis maior pietate uera est;
iurgia externis inimica durant,
quos amor uerus tenuit, tenebit.

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>>16890186

>> No.16890320

>>16889450
Do you mean pretentious? like you? who tries to sound smart but USES THE WRONG WORD you stupid WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE then I slap her and loudly shit myself

>> No.16890367

>>16890298
Hic et ubique?

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>>16890298
HOC EST ENIM CORPVS MEVM, QVOD PRO VOBIS TRADETVR.

>> No.16890429

>>16889627
Because that’s what he was

>> No.16890515

>>16889450
Who is this qt?

>> No.16890523

>>16890515
A man with a cock and a deep voice

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>you dropped this, Queen

Man's gotta know his limitations.

>> No.16890771

>>16889450
>slap the smug smirk clean off her face
>as she falls to the floor and begins sobbing quietly, crouch down and whisper into her ear:
"read up on stoicism"

>> No.16890835

>>16889480
... back to Lipsius.

>> No.16892175

>>16889450
'I buy books based on what interests me, not on what will look fashionable on my shelf. Marcus Aurelius was a greater man than I, so why deprive myself of his insights?'

>> No.16892377

>>16889480
I've never read philosophy before desu. Is this how all philosophers write? This reads like a 4chan post.

>> No.16892397
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16892397

>>16889450
"Goodbye"
It really is that simple

>> No.16892844

>>16889450
hegel knew this

>> No.16892969

>>16892377
No.

>> No.16892981

>>16889450
she wouldn't scoff at MY choice

>> No.16892984

>she

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16893005

what the fuck are you scoffing at, bitch?
you better zip that mouth before i ram my dick down it

>> No.16893009

>>16889450
im dating a girl who was a lit tripfag right now and this is how i feel a lot of the time but it is worth it overall because either you risk looking like a moron 90% of the time or you date a girl who is going to be unfair to you 24/7

your choice

>> No.16893164

>>16889450
She's right. He sucks. If you've read the Bible then Marcus Aurelius is completely pointless.

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>>16889450
>explain what's so pedantic about it?

>> No.16893176

>>16889450
>rape

>> No.16893194

>>16892377
Eh. Yes, the classical philosophers often wrote in a lively dialogue -- in the vein of the socrates. But this is just a bad argument, so it comes across as grating and immature. More modern philosophy is much more jargon-heavy and dry, though there are still some fun ones (Nagel)

>> No.16893204

>>16889477
why would giving a girl an orgasm free of charge make her call a socialist marcus Aurelius

>> No.16893205

>>16889480
>BTFO'd
The only thing that just got BTFO was my opinion of Nietzsche.

>> No.16893210

>>16889450
suck my cock dude

>> No.16893221
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>>16889480
Reminder that Nietzche got BTFO'd by Ligotti

>> No.16893241

>>16893221
This Neitzche guy sounds more and more like an incel

>> No.16893668

>>16889480
uh dunno much about philosophy here doesn't stoicism say that nature CAN'T be tyrannized over? only the self can? isn't the point to manage the self in accord with nature to rest in an ideal state? how does the stoic being a piece of nature mean he can control nature at large? isn't their point that they cannot and so the bit they are shouldn't be improperly used?

i kinda get the point though. intellectualism, a grand vision for the world in its own bubble, a fantasy, tends to end up being only self-serving, distorting and ruining the unintellectualised and caring only for furthering its territory.

but he basically puts his conception of nature against theirs and says they're stupid (why?) it's not like the stoics are masochistic optimists or decadent and selfish, insisting on delusions or something, they don't shy away from the world as far as i see, they're compassionate and deliberating about the whole affair.

>> No.16893910

>>16893668
Nietzche wanted to create a philosophy where only Nietzche was right about everything.

>> No.16894027

>>16890515
yungdari on instagram

>> No.16894314

>>16889480
Nietzsche had a completely different definition of nature than the stoics, so this is really just a rhetorical exercise.