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Six-Word Short Stories Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:09:35 2011 No.1688089 [Reply] [Original]

They won't even remember your name.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:10:35 2011 No.1688094 Did the kangaroo beat him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:10:35 2011 No.1688092 I killed a baby and took its shoes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:11:35 2011 No.1688095 File: 3 KB, 248x62, 1301452895179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP's a fag, thread is dildos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:14:35 2011 No.1688099 LOL i laughed at ops ahhaha omfg it's too perfect

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:27:35 2011 No.1688123 Blue computer glow on downcast eyes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:27:35 2011 No.1688121 sometimes i masturbate but feel guilty

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:30:35 2011 No.1688128 for sale, baby shows: never worn

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:32:35 2011 No.1688133 >>1688128 hey you. stop that. no cheating.

>>	satago110 Thu Apr 7 19:34:35 2011 No.1688136 We love 4chan, wheel of fortune.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:36:35 2011 No.1688138 Love, love will tear us apart. >This is a perfectly good story. Prove me wrong.

>>	Scarsdale !!0WEZwDAT1uU Thu Apr 7 19:37:35 2011 No.1688139 4chan, not reading, agenbite of inwit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:39:35 2011 No.1688143 Why did you have to go?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:43:35 2011 No.1688149 She would have turned twenty today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:44:35 2011 No.1688150 "It's pronounced BOOKAY not BOOKET, idiot!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:44:35 2011 No.1688151 evening came, with no new hope

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:45:10 2011 No.1688153 File: 106 KB, 534x482, 1301235942952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1688150 >mfw Keeping up Appearences.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:45:35 2011 No.1688155 I punched her in the tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:46:35 2011 No.1688157 Suddenly, a wanking contest exploded everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:47:35 2011 No.1688159 "And then they knelt before Zod"

>>	Lain Thu Apr 7 19:47:35 2011 No.1688160 i pooped butt burns can't sit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:51:10 2011 No.1688165 File: 9 KB, 455x420, fonze emoticon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1688153 >mfw that show was filmed in my town

>>	Apostrophe !8hzzLmleDA Thu Apr 7 19:51:35 2011 No.1688164 File: 70 KB, 452x302, Trip elite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Apostrophe sure is an intelligent poster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:52:35 2011 No.1688166 lifes a bitch, then you die

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:52:35 2011 No.1688167 and within the hour, i left.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:53:35 2011 No.1688170 I felt the life leave you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:54:35 2011 No.1688171 >>1688166 that is why we get high

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:55:35 2011 No.1688174 most of these aren't 6 word short stories you fucking idiots at the most they're 6 word ENDINGS to stories the whole point of Hemminway's original is that it manages to imply a beginning, middle, and end

>>	Apostrophe !8hzzLmleDA Thu Apr 7 19:57:10 2011 No.1688179 File: 20 KB, 558x371, neckbeard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1688174 >yfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:57:35 2011 No.1688180 File: 47 KB, 966x735, L'ol d'Or.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1688092 lol'd so freaking hard

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Thu Apr 7 20:00:35 2011 No.1688183 File: 12 KB, 201x251, adam4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1688092 >>1688180 you're like monkeys all of you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:03:10 2011 No.1688188 File: 16 KB, 235x298, gallery-patrick-mcgoohan-018..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1688174 >mfw check your facts, then come back.

>>	Apostrophe !8hzzLmleDA Thu Apr 7 20:05:35 2011 No.1688192 >>1688188 You are furiously butthurt, I advise you hop off Hemingway's decayed cadaverous dick

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Thu Apr 7 20:06:35 2011 No.1688193 File: 11 KB, 209x241, murat1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1688192 how vulgar! i don't think i like you and i'm probably the nicest person on 4chan maybe you should calm down

>>	Apostrophe !8hzzLmleDA Thu Apr 7 20:12:35 2011 No.1688204 File: 41 KB, 600x399, umad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1688193 I think I'll say what I want

>>	Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR Thu Apr 7 20:13:18 2011 No.1688205 man i fucking loved Keeping Up Appearances. god-tier daytime TV

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Thu Apr 7 20:14:35 2011 No.1688207 File: 11 KB, 197x255, murat9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >i think i'll say what i want over the internet where i'm safe fixed

>>	Apostrophe !8hzzLmleDA Thu Apr 7 20:18:35 2011 No.1688213 >>1688207 I thought that I was actually speaking to you face-to-face! what a revelation!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:21:35 2011 No.1688217 my face when the condom broke

Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Thu Apr 7 20:21:35 2011 No.1688218
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>>1688213
this was just such a stupid thing to type out

i wonder when we'll get some actually good new trips

after tom was the last of our kind

maybe we can import some

>>	Apostrophe !8hzzLmleDA Thu Apr 7 20:23:35 2011 No.1688220 >>1688218 It's cowardly to respond to my ingenious sarcastic remark with such a petty insult

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Thu Apr 7 20:25:35 2011 No.1688225 >>1688220 filtered for boring

>>	None !tRipFagZxM Thu Apr 7 20:26:35 2011 No.1688227 File: 26 KB, 567x870, 1298660050093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where the water goes to die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:33:35 2011 No.1688237 human bean juice. fine like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:38:35 2011 No.1688246 Turning away from the moon light. Pretending the stars aren't that big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:54:35 2011 No.1688275 Abrasive, contaminated offspring require the plunger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:55:35 2011 No.1688278 not that I aren't flowing, anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:56:35 2011 No.1688283 for sale: baby food, never eaten

>>	Mr. Noc aka Future Boy !RXm61rnmYY Thu Apr 7 20:59:35 2011 No.1688293 He was the greatest surfer. Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:54:35 2011 No.1688545 Had an abortion today. I'm OK.

>>	Zed !RW2kCRRAXg Thu Apr 7 22:55:35 2011 No.1688548 No one won. They all died.

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Thu Apr 7 22:55:35 2011 No.1688549 >>1688545 that was pretty good, i think

>>	Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ Thu Apr 7 22:57:35 2011 No.1688554 File: 115 KB, 339x494, brekereyes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I am the best" he said

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:59:35 2011 No.1688559 >>1688549 I see what you did, there

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:02:35 2011 No.1688567 Sought love. Lost humanity and wallet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:03:35 2011 No.1688574 In the beginning there was nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:10:35 2011 No.1688585 Spaghetti falls out of my sleeve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:13:35 2011 No.1688592 Hurts! He wants to know if!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:13:35 2011 No.1688593 None of these are ever good. They're just vague sentences; not stories. Fuck off, everyone, with these stupid fucking threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:15:35 2011 No.1688599 He untied the noose, crying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:18:35 2011 No.1688608 I taught kindergarten, but not anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:19:35 2011 No.1688609 Too drunk to make any sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:40:35 2011 No.1689003 "Big Bang: for Piano." One note.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:42:35 2011 No.1689006 "I love her." "You mean him?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:43:35 2011 No.1689008 It was then, I came buckets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:45:35 2011 No.1689009 Just ate. Never got his name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:50:35 2011 No.1689013 story in six words the end

>>	What is Love? Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:54:35 2011 No.1689020 Baby dont hurt me no more

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:56:35 2011 No.1689026 got drunk. still alive. next time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:00:35 2011 No.1689032 I tasted my heart, it's bitter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:05:35 2011 No.1689037 and then the main character died.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:13:35 2011 No.1689043 >>1689037 I actually really like that. I might have to jack your shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:16:35 2011 No.1689045 Spacetime, bulbous. Folding until it fades.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:20:35 2011 No.1689046 Youth never worries about rocking chairs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:21:35 2011 No.1689047 Post Modernism: The Mildly Clever Title!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:22:35 2011 No.1689048 People: Making much ado about nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:23:35 2011 No.1689050 File: 663 KB, 320x240, 1300838167517.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1688585 You can go fucking die. You caught me so off guard lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:50:35 2011 No.1689072 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:53:35 2011 No.1689075 Gritty sand, stained clothes, rotting boat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:57:35 2011 No.1689080 Some guy kicked a cup over. An itchy beard caused some scratching. The bad sandwich was eaten anyway. He remembered he forgot to pee. A scarf was considered in passing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:13:35 2011 No.1689095 no no no mouth agape, grimace: "uh..." apocalypse now. if you dig that, i'll be back tomorrow with a problem. >>1689014

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