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I'll start. I'm writing a novel, think Steinbeck meets Hemingway and they have a baby as the stiznile. SET: two dudes in the lockerroom on morning getting dressed for they workout. One knows the other had a hot date, so he ax: did you pussy that bitch? And responded: yeah, I pussied her good.

thoughts on how I can improve the diog?

>> No.16872765

>>16872744
Expand it into an entire chapter about pussying her and watch it get interpreted as a piece about the incoherence of toxic masculinity

>> No.16872775

>>16872744
>did you pussy that bitch.
>yeah, I pussied her good.
>did you pussy her pussy or pussy her bitch ass?
>I pussied her pussy
>good good?
>good good
>i wish i could pussy someone
>you can ass me in the ass
>i'm not ass gay
>i'm
>i'm not
>i wear dress
>ok i'll ass your ass

>> No.16872789

>>16872775
No he's pussying his ass. Learn the lingo. Read a book sweaty

>> No.16872806

>>16872789
not between men, you pussy the ass of a girl but you ass the ass of a man

>> No.16872814

Hey buddy, think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.
Other guy: FUck you

>> No.16872827

>>16872806
But he's wearing dress therefore he's pussying the ass of the man. If no dress then assing his ass.
He's not ass gay

>> No.16872892

>>16872744
I see the Hemingway influence, but your Steinbeck seems stifled. Make them discuss poverty.

> Did you pussy that broke bitch?
>Yeah but it felt like poverty.
>wow maybe we're not so different you and I
>want to ass together?
>ahh, it's difficult for the working man indeed. Yes I think I'll accept your assing.

>> No.16872901

>>16872892
> but it felt like poverty
Gold

>> No.16873043

>>16872827
Interesting point, I had not thought about it. But surely one must expect the dress to be above the ass at the time of the act, as such I think we consider that he can ass his ass since when he ass it the ass is a man's ass. Now if he wore make-up on his ass or if he just raised the dress above his asshole but not the buttocks, then I think you'd be right. It depends on the context and we don't really have enough.

>> No.16873105

>>16873043
Interesting, I think you could flesh this out in the context of the diog.
Let the guy getting his ass assed call it getting his ass assed while the not ass gay guy calls it pussying the guy's ass, thus creating psychological conflict that they have to talk out.

>> No.16873136

>>16873105
Very good. And maybe they could understand each other in the last bit of the scene:
>i shit
>you shit?
>i shit your dick?
>yeah you shit my dick!
>sorry
>i piss
>you piss?
>yeah i piss the shit when you shit my dick
>it happen
>piss and shit in life...
>in the pussy...
>in the ass...
>in the dick...
>(together) it's same!
A freundo-hegelian synthesis if you will.

>> No.16873175

>>16873136
Yes very well, but with more steinbeck per >>16872892
> ok you pussy my ass but poverty of dress must be redistributed
> dress half poverty is worth some ass pussying
> but the dick will get shit unpovertied
> why will dick get shit
> it's pussying an ass
> ah.. Pussying an ass

>> No.16873270

>>16873175
You lit guys sure need a female in your life.

>> No.16873281

>>16873270
Be careful when assing the ass of a poverty stricken male. Without proper lubrication grapes of wrath may erupt

>> No.16873403

>>16873270
I'll have you know that I have a tremendous girlfriend who supports my literature passion and has a pussy that feels quite unlike poverty

>> No.16873443

>>16872892
>>16873136
>>16873175
needs more description less dialogue

>> No.16873582
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>>16872744
>>16872775
>>16872892
>>16873136
>>16873175
Pussying an ass good

>>16873443
no

>> No.16873603

>>16873443 thanks for the input
Putting this all together for OP as a writing sample. Here's what I've got:
> Dale footed into locker room and brained his date last night. He pussied the woman pretty good. But pussy was worse than his pussying.
> He opened locker 69. His locker. His hands put his clothes in locker 69. Then he was no clothes. Like how poor's can't clothes because money's unfair.
> Chris footed in. Chris was still clothes because can't not clothes outside. Chris clothes are not poverty. Chris wasn't poverty, Chris created poverty at his factory.
> "That's a dick. Didja pussy the lady at your date?"
> "Yeah, pussied her hard, but the pussy was worse than the pussying, it felt like poverty"
> Chris's head moved 'no'. He opened locker 74.
> "working man has a hard life. you ever pussy a lady's ass?"
> "no they just let me pussy their pussy. They say ass-pussying is bad for ass"
> "you can ass my ass"
> "I'm not ass gay"
> "if I'm dress then you see lady ass when you're assing my ass."
> Chris showed ass at Dale. Dale thought Chris ass could be like lady with dress
> "I guess I can pussy that ass if dress."
> "you should ass my ass after work tonight"
> "but if im assing your ass im ass gay. I want to pussy your lady ass when dress."
> "even when dress there's no pussy to make assing my ass pussying my ass"
> Dale one-footed back. His face shock.
> "im not ass gay" He said
> "you can pussy my ass but dress poverty will be redistributed"
> "pussying good ass is worth half dress poverty"

>> No.16873694

>>16873603
audible kek

>> No.16874343
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>>16873603
great scott, this is a new genre, what is it called?

>> No.16874432

>>16873582
Omg, what in the actual hell did you just do bro?

>> No.16874438

>>16874343
I call it post-primitive

>> No.16874650

>>16873582
Hahaha damn that's some quality shitposting my good friend.

>> No.16874677

>>16873603
Its...its just so beautiful.

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>>16873582
>>16873603

>> No.16874729

>>16873582
Damn that looks official as fuck

>> No.16874770

>>16873582
U got skillz hackerman

>> No.16874801

>>16873582
>WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED BY ANONYMOUS
>it's in splooge

Needs to use this >>16873603 now

>> No.16874811

>>16874801
Oh dear Lord what if we ironically shitpost our way to a book on PDF

>> No.16874841
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>>16873582
>>16874801
it's a little white for splooge

>> No.16875330
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This thread puts me in a hell of an ass-pussying mood