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16870035 No.16870035 [Reply] [Original]

>i hate laundry but it’s better than dying in the street
> ‘I like my women like I like my hummus: out, on the counter, becoming room temperature.’
>YOU GOT THIS BOBOLA
>DON’T SHRIMP THIS UP
>PEOPLE ARE DYING OUT HERE
>5:37pm: when I type ‘vegan’ know that I’m pronouncing it as ‘[rhymes with Megan],’ by the way
>I’m okay with not having sex for a long time because I feel like most guys are like, so funny and great and smart and oh wow, but then you find out they need you to watch them feed their exotic pythons with mice transmuted from sacred mage spells and like, extremely fast orchestral metal music playing, and NO LAUGHING ALLOWED THIS IS NOT FUNNY
>THIS IS SEXY
>BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY SEX SPELL, WOMYNTHING
>NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME AFTER THIS

>> No.16870044

INCREDIBLY based schizoposter

>> No.16870047

I like my like I like my

>> No.16870127

>>16870035
What is this from

>> No.16870220

>>16870127
April fifth and sixth of Liveblog 2020

>> No.16870535

>>16870035
>>i hate laundry but it’s better than dying in the street
that's a good opening line fro the atheists like camus

>> No.16870716

>>16870035
I hate when men torture their alchemical offerings to the snake god Quetzlcoatl.

Why couldnt they just transmute tiny golden fosh until they finally succumb to mercury poisoning and end up tied to a tree in town waiting through 100 years of solitude to die like CHADS.