/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16843209]

>Obama wrote of his “strategy for picking up girls” during his first two years of college through a performative interest in the writings of political philosophers like Karl Marx and Frantz Fanon. He says reading the works of Marx and Herbert Marcuse gave him “something to say to the long-legged socialist who lived in my dorm.” Meanwhile, Michel Foucault and Virginia Woolf helped him in his attempts to pick up the “ethereal bisexual who wore mostly black.”

[Anonymous No.16843212]

>>16843209
I love this man, I wish he could have been President forever

[Anonymous No.16843213]

>>16843209
Yeah bro we've already had this thread like 5 times already

[Anonymous No.16843216]

>>16843209
And then he was friendzoned. Read the end of the paragraph.

[Anonymous No.16843241]

>>16843209
This shit made me want to read his fuckin book. Look I hate Neoliberal warmongers but his style in that paragraph was u debiably charming to me.

[Anonymous No.16843350]

>>16843209
Why are there two threads about this?
>>16843212
Faggot

[Anonymous No.16843370]

>>16843212
Retarded and gay.

[Anonymous No.16843816]

>>16843241
Yeah he has that style to him. I don't hate him as much as some people but his actions in the white house disgusted me...and Id still probably vote for him again. He's got that 'dude I'd have a beer with' vibe down to a T which is a quality we haven't had in politicians since 2012

[Anonymous No.16843835]

[Anonymous No.16843851]

>>16843835
He writes like one of us.

[Anonymous No.16843856]

[Anonymous No.16843864]

>>16843856
this is hot shit on Lit twitter right now

[Anonymous No.16843865]

>>16843209
>Obama the incel

[Anonymous No.16843872]

>>16843209
and yet he ended up marrying a tranny, how amusing

[Anonymous No.16843874]

>>16843856
kek

[Anonymous No.16843892]

>>16843241
>This shit made me want to read his fuckin book.
Same. I give him the respect he's due but after reading some of the excerpts from his book I will most likely buy it.

[Anonymous No.16844093]

>>16843209
any man that is on the "left" is really just right wing larping as left wing trying to get pussy

[Anonymous No.16845133]

>>16843209
People are much more inclined to believe something if it sounds like a minor admission. Obama probably wrote this to cover up the fact that he wasn't dating girls in college, he was dating men. But because it sounds self-deprecating everyone believes it. "No-one would make up a story which makes him look like a failure, would he?"

[Anonymous No.16845291]

>>16843872
imagine marrying a woman you don't love

[Anonymous No.16845296]

>>16843212
And keep droning kids into oblivion

[Anonymous No.16845300]

>>16843209
>He says reading the works of Marx and Herbert Marcuse gave him “something to say to the long-legged socialist who lived in my dorm.” Meanwhile, Michel Foucault and Virginia Woolf helped him in his attempts to pick up the “ethereal bisexual who wore mostly black.”
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.16845633]

>>16843212
Anyone who has power and doesn't seize it doesn't deserve it. He had his chance to be president for life but squandered it. Trump is at the precipice of this too. Whoever seizes power, no matter which side, I will support them. If they don't or failed to do so in the past, I will ridicule them.

[Anonymous No.16845635]

>>16845296
>muh kids being droned
Spooked and non issue.

[Anonymous No.16845696]

>>16845133
What even gives you this impression? Is it his gorilla armed wife?

[Anonymous No.16845733]

>>16843212
Yes, I want a neoliberal corporatist as my president forever too. Very based!

[Anonymous No.16845821]

>>16843212>>16845300
>>16843241
>>16843209
i love that in democracy, whores and coomers idolize one another and become the elite

[Anonymous No.16846244]

>>16843835
What font is that?

[Anonymous No.16846252]

>>16843856
That's racist.

[Anonymous No.16846371]

>>16845821
even her abs look like implants

[Anonymous No.16846374]

>>16843213
This is a you problem. If you see every thread posted on this board, it's you that needs to get a fucking life, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.16846452]

>>16845821
jesus do people have standards?

[Anonymous No.16846627]

>>16843209
>it's the same nigger posting the same thread, twice a day

[Anonymous No.16846897]

>>16845633
So saith the kingmaker: anonymous poster on /lit/

[Anonymous No.16847154]

This shithead was a poser in college, a poser all his life, and he posed all the fucking way to the US presidency. Only to be immediately outdone by the biggest (p/l)oser of them all.