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I am trying to choose a pen name under which to publish my forthcoming novella. I can't decide between "Toob Adardu," "Blarty Mertens" or "Gork Gork." I'll let you guys be the tiebreakers.

>> No.16823765

You're procrastinating writing your novella

>> No.16823767

>>16823749
Rolling for Gork Gork because somehow that name is even more retarded than the others

>> No.16823775

>>16823749
Use the pseudonym "Ruggles St. John"

>> No.16823778

>>16823749
How about Mike Steel
Or "Big Mike" for short

>> No.16823784

>>16823749
How about F. A. Gottmann?

>> No.16823789
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16823789

what are they anagrams of

>> No.16823797

>>16823789
Does it have to be an anagram?

>> No.16823799

>>16823749
Titanius Longcox.

>> No.16823807

>>16823765
I can't start writing until I've settled on the perfect authorial name.

>> No.16823816

>>16823749
First name doesn't matter, but surname should be Richard. Why you ask? Whenever you release a book, someone can say, "Wow, look at Dick shooting out another one!"

>> No.16823821

>>16823807
I would try as Gork Gork and see if the feel of the writing is good for Gork Gork

>> No.16823823

>>16823749
Should be Doob Adardu desu

>> No.16823827

>>16823816
Who tf nicknames their family name?

>> No.16823829

>>16823807
Make it
>Perfec Tautorial Naym
And stop being a retard

>> No.16823835
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Blarty Mertens sounds like someone I could hang with.

>> No.16823840

>>16823821
Okay, guys. I'm going with Gork Gork for my pen name because that seems to be the consensus. Now, what should my novella be titled?

>> No.16823845

>>16823827
Autists, the group OP is invariably targeting as an audience if he's going to ask about his potential pen name on a glorified hentai swap site.

>> No.16823847

>>16823840
What's it about? Or can you not write it until you know the title? Call it
>mountains without peaks: an exploration of Gork Gork's insatiable lust for male genitalia

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>>16823847
I will be disregarding your provocative and unserious subtitle, but I like the title.

Okay, guys. I feel like we're getting somewhere. What should the first word of my novella be?

>> No.16823911

>>16823899
I'll do you better and give you the first (and last) sentence of the book.
"I, the OP of this thread, am an ENORMOUS attention whoring faggot that can't stop himself from taking GIANT, THROBBING dicks up his ass until he dies."

>> No.16823917

>>16823911
Serious suggestions only, please. And I'm not asking anyone to write entire sentences; I'm only asking for a suggestion for the first word.

>> No.16823928

>>16823899
It's not an unserious subtitle. Make it the memoir of an aspiring writer who holds all the wrong criteria for writing and has combined his desire to be a writer with his unsurpassed skill at sucking dick. Make it an intimate portrayal of a man who starts sucking dick for money only to finance his typewriter and paper and rent, but then gets enthralled in the paradoxicality of pleasuring for money and yet also being pleasured by the act of pleasuring another. I guarantee you 99% of ideas (you) would come up with are absolute garbage compared to what I propose

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>>16823928
Fine. Because you're so insistent, I will accept your suggested beginning word of "I." However, I will solicit the next word from someone else to make it more fair.

>> No.16823947

>>16823899
Btw it's a death grips line

>> No.16823953

>>16823945
I didn't suggest any word to start with. I'm telling you what the book is about

>> No.16823962

>>16823953
We've decided to go with "I" for the first word of the book. Now I'm soliciting suggestions for the subsequent word or words.

>> No.16823974

>>16823962
, Gork

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>>16823974
I couldn't get the comma to look right with the drop cap so I left it out.

I'm going with "saw" for the next word.

>> No.16824041

>>16824013
a dog
can you see a dog?

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>>16824041
I'm only soliciting a suggested word, not an entire sentence.

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>>16823847
hardest ive ever laughed at a 4chan comment, thanks fren

>> No.16824082

>>16823835
Is he who wrote blarts meridian?

>> No.16824086

>>16823749
Toob

>> No.16824091

>>16824086
We're well past that now.

>> No.16824103

>>16824013
Saw seashells

>> No.16824123

>>16824082
>Blart's meridian: an epic tale of shopping-mall cowboys and the depravity of men in their native and foreign habitats
Fuck, that could work