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ITT: Poems that will make women wet

>> No.16793828

>>16793795
Well, .. well! That ONE was a kneeslapper. I'll be sure to save that one for my lady if you know what I mean boom chikca wowo LOL funny if a bit off color! There moments in the amores of Ovid that rival the intimacy of Goethe's imitation of them. .....Let the good times ROLL! signed ,,..... SCOTT

>> No.16793840

>>16793828
Good to hear, thanks for posting Scott.

>> No.16793842

>>16793795
Have you read any of Bukowski's love poetry?

>> No.16793849

>>16793795
>sister-flower
Is this about incest again

>> No.16793871

>>16793840
You are welcome! DEAN MARTIN could also carry a tune and a lady LOL. Moschus is in my estimation a seriously under-appreciated voice in Hellenistic bucolic, which has its own brand of eroticism, KEEP IT REAL ... , signed,.. SCOTT........

>> No.16793872

>>16793795
if you need poetry to try to make a woman wet you will never make a woman wet

>> No.16793908

>>16793795
It is as though she smiles to show stringed pearls,
Hailstones or flowers of camomille
The locks of her hair hang black as night,
While her beauty shames the light of dawn.

>> No.16793911

post your bank account info as a haiku
>"We found that ratings of attractiveness were around 1000 times more sensitive to salary for females rating males, compared to males rating females."

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S109051381730315X

>> No.16794014

>>16793908
gay

>> No.16794042

>>16793911
>when a man lets his friends know that he got a girlfriend, they ask, "what does she look like?"
>when a woman lets her friends know that she got a boyfriend, they ask, "what does he do?"

>> No.16794050

>>16794014
But it's literally a hetero poem about a woman.

>> No.16794059
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16794059

>>16793795
If Neruda doesn't do it nothing will

>> No.16794097

Huysmans' poem about doing a cunnilingus to a woman who has her periods is kino:

Ainsi qu'un coeur brisé, ton cul saigne, mignonne.
Les règles, à grands flots coulent, et, affamé
D'amour et de mucus, faune enthousiasmé
Je bois ton vin sanglant et je me badigeonne

Les lèvres d'un carmin vaseux qui me goudronne
Et moustache et langue. - Ah ! dan ton poil gommé
Par les caillots fondus, j'ai mainte fois humé
Une odeur de marine, et, pourtant ça t'étonne

Que je puisse avaler ton gluten sans dégoût ?
- Mais c'est le vrai moment pour un homme de goût
De barbouiller sa bouche au suc rouge des règles

Alors que les Anglais ont débarqué joyeux :
Pour activer le flux, vite l'ergot des seigles.
Car si baiser est bien, gabahoter est mieux !

>> No.16794107

Just pick some Leonard Cohen, any Leonard Cohen
Plus he has some about getting cucked, so you're sure to love them all

>> No.16794163

>>16793795
I dont want to copy-paste bukowski again, I'll just write my own

>hurr, hard life
>I'm drunk again
>on the toilet again
>naked suicide
>naked suicide without a bed
>hungover, bedbugs
>and no good beershit in sight

soaking guaranteed

>> No.16794267

>>16794050
sure it is fag

>> No.16794278

>>16794097
this or literally any french poem. fuck learn a gy little nursery rhyme but s long as its in french it will mog any cringe english shit.

>> No.16794284

>>16793795
This will be such a good poem to get female phil students kek

>Shelley is seriously underrated btw

>> No.16794316

do some pushups and situps

congrats, you're much closer to being sexually attractive to a woman than reading poetry

>> No.16794340

>>16794267
What was the saying that one's mom would say about speaking out of turn when you don't have the adequate knowledge or intellect?

>> No.16794362

>>16794340
>don't be a faggot, son
t. mom

>> No.16794380

>>16793795
You can't recite a poem to a normal woman without seeming like a freak. If anyone can pull it off they are a higher level of Chad.

>> No.16794457

>>16794340
Wovon man nicht reden kann, darüber muss man schweigen.

>>16794362
kek'd audibly

>> No.16794500

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGw1w9aXLXM

>> No.16794516
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16794516

>>16793795
>>16794380
>Sacred Goddess, Mother Earth,
>Thou from whose immortal bosom
>Gods and men and beasts have birth,
>Leaf and blade, and bud and blossom,
>Breathe thine influence most divine
>On thine own child, Proserpine.

>If with mists of evening dew
>Thou dost nourish these young flowers
>Till they grow in scent and hue
>Fairest children of the Hours,
>Breathe thine influence most divine
>On thine own child, Proserpine.
Cmon babe, lets fuck now

>> No.16794632

>>16793795
>Wonderful in her beauty, with a face like the full moon;
>The people's darling, sweet as raisins and as juice.
>The Lord of Heaven has exalted her
>with charm and understanding and a slender form.
>The heavens of her face hold seven stars
>that guard her cheeks against all those who watch.
>If someone tries to steal a glance at her,
>the devils in her eyes burn them with meteors.

>> No.16794646

>>16793795
Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam

>> No.16794657

>>16794457
You should develop a better appreciation of Persian literature. I feel sorry for you, really.

>> No.16794662

>omg I love Twin Peaks!!!

>> No.16794673

>>16793911
>Have life ruined by being born poor in a neoliberal country and the economy being blown up twice in twelve years with 0 adjustment for automation

Don't even feel bad for hating women since thye treat it as a personal fault.

>> No.16795068

>>16793795
i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones,and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the,shocking fuzz
of your electric furr,and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh….And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new