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16779927 No.16779927 [Reply] [Original]

>pretentious
Whenever I hear that word, I know it has to be good shit--to make a normalfag pull out that word. It's like winning the lottery. It's better than an ordinary (You). Whenever I see someone on /lit/ or /a/ call something pretentious, it goes on my to-read/watch list. You are a normalfaggot. You are poor and disgusting. You can't even comprehend my command on the english language so you call it pretentious. I explain my argument explicitly and in plain english, and you call it pretentious. I am the ubermensch. I am the white man posting cursive hieroglyphs that third worlders can't read. I am jack's massive thobbing cock. I am the Egyptian slave driving causing jews to create new holy books. I have ascended beyond seethe and cope. I am the aristocrat of the soul, I no longer ride the tiger, and am the tiger owner. I am a real human bean. Your shitpost acknowledges my 145 IQ and the fruits of my mere hobby to make all knowledge accessible to peons, and all BIG DICK ENERGY available to pacifists and vegans. I have privatized swag, and democratized swauve. I have officially brought sexy back. I have articulated my conscious in such a way that peons stagger at it's blatant disregard for deference, diplomatic tact, and dusty slang. It is such a compliment to be called pretentious. What a high honor, to be told that, not only can my post be considered clear and well-stated, but also offensive to peasant eyes. The ability to do that! The will to do that! Like a diamond right between the eyes of degeneracy and laziness. To be told, "you are a superior human bean," off of a mere shitpost. A throw away thought, an andante aircraft of brain activity. Imagine being told that your own offhand murmurs while cloud gazing are so lilted that they sound stilted in the rickety ears of the riff raff. To be told that your mastered song productions remind 5 dollar earbud users of their own poverty. What an absolute gift. What a love letter.
Anon... Thank you.

>> No.16779939

>>16779927
Rice Cuck, stop SEETHING. Your book is shit.

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>>16779939
which book? who is rice cuck?
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

>> No.16781155

Enjoy reading 700 page accounts of boring middle class marriage drama

>> No.16781162

>>16779927
is that a real movie quote? if so, what movie is it?

>> No.16781167

>>16779927
I am the one that knocks. I am the best I worship. I'm the king, man, I rule the underworld, guy.

>> No.16781190

I often call extremely shitty novels pretentious in order to bait contrarian retards like you into reading them. I convinced my "friend" to read Throne of Glass in this manner and we haven't talked since.

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>>16779927
>swauve

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>>16781207
aw shit I always do this. I write out some epic screed and inevitably fuck up some spelling or grammatical detail. Last time I did this I wrote "make due" instead of "make do."
I'm going to start drafting my shitposts in a real text editor I can't believe this is happening to me

>> No.16781253

>>16781241
>got high off his own supply
Classic

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>>16781162
the image? The quote isn't exact it's edited quite a bit, but it's The Big Short, in the 2nd half where Bank of America calls Michael to try and accurately rate his default swaps correctly.

>> No.16781263

>>16781190
That's extremely devilish of you anon and if there's anyone like you on /a/ I'm frickin fricked man, my to-watch list is fucked. For literature I only stick to the CANON I don't go off the beaten path into methlab territories.

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>>16781241
can't wait for your next post. I hope one day I can be at a decent writing level where I can humor you with non-1-word replies unlike suave pepe

>> No.16781470

>>16781155
I have thought in the same way I believe, thanks for sharing, now I know that I may not be the only one thinking in this way

>> No.16781612

>>16781255
ah okay, so Bale doesn't really call him a retard I'm guessing.

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>>16781612
no unfortunately not

>> No.16783214

proses

>> No.16783220

>>16779927
>normalfag
Your autism is showing through, incel

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>>16779927
Basado y redpillado. Life would be much less interesting if I couldn't enjoy the sweet wine of seethe pressed by being unrepentantly pretentious.

>> No.16783242

>>16779927
Seems pretty highfalutin to me, anon

>> No.16783267

>>16781241
You said "command on the english language" too.

>> No.16783287

>>16781162
>>16781255
>>16781612
>>140850740

The movie forgot that the goberment in the 90s wanted to hype the dream of ''everywone should get a home'', so bankers viewed this as goberment will do anything to back up the housing bonds, which is why those bonds were seen as never risky, then bankers pushed them on their instituional clients, to get fat fees from those, and the bubble was humongous. Then it exploded because GDP will never rise like a fucking bubble.

Also all the jews are good guys in the movie and ofc the jew says midwits would blame the immigrants.