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Can Law be considered a /lit/ profession?

>> No.16772516

Law, yes.
Lawyers, no.

>> No.16772518 [DELETED] 
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16772518

Being a NEET is the only /lit/ profession

>> No.16772573

Law studies are /lit/ but only if you grow tired of law

>> No.16772707

>>16772518
based

>> No.16772739

>>16772508
Only if you're not a jew.

>> No.16772746

No
Take psychology like a man

>> No.16772773

/lit/ Does not endorse professions

>> No.16772779

>>16772508
I am actually considering going to law school but I feel like I will probably want to kill myself if I do

>> No.16772780

>>16772508


«/lit/ – LITERATURE»; LAW IS NOT LITERATURE.

>> No.16772790

>>16772779
You should kill yourself you stupid fucking bitch

>> No.16772792
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>>16772790
No thanks I don't take orders from chuds

>> No.16772796

>>16772792
Kneel

>> No.16772827
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>>16772796
Cope harder you bitter angry incel.

>> No.16772839

I read and write more than any of you fags.

>> No.16772846

>>16772779
First year is hell. Law is also the worst profession to go into right now

>> No.16772857

>>16772846
How much do you need to read and write on average?

>> No.16772873

>>16772857
Enough to learn how to tie a knot

>> No.16772878

>>16772846
>Law is also the worst profession to go into right now
Why? I keep hearing this but isn't it find as long as you go to a top school?

>> No.16772881
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16772881

Law is for faggots

>> No.16772896

>>16772873
I meant a page count anon.

>> No.16772908

>>16772896
Ok hah
Hey how are you ?
I’m goood
Mmmm haha lets... uh
You know?
K?
Awesome
So.... ya.
Ha
<3

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>>16772908
Please stop anon just tell me the page count I am trying to make a life decision here

>> No.16772933

>>16772878
Too many lawyers already, then carona-chan.

Think about being a law student right now, hiring cut across the board. Bar exams delayed because of covid. Now the wave of new attorneys is even higher

>> No.16772946

>>16772779
>I feel like I will probably want to kill myself if I do
You will.

>> No.16772951

>>16772918
I’m only here to come

>> No.16772952

>>16772857
Crim defense - zero, its basically “lol please give me a good deal because we are friends”

Civil - few hundred skimmed if working on something difficult. Ive never done more than 20 pages in a day.

We also have paralegals for a reason. Like anything some days go crazy, nothing like having 200,000 additional pages of discovery to pop up randomly.

If its any condolence, most attorneys are horrible writers, even the famous/ expensive ones.

>> No.16772971

>>16772952
Law is simply metaphysical combat. Who can “produce” “the truth”. It’s a factory for enforcement agencies.

>> No.16772989

>>16772952
Thanks anon I appreciate it. I'm in my final year of an English lit major. I'm told I am a good writer but I just want to get my life together and have a career by the time I'm in my early 30s (I'm 25 now). Law school seems like a good option cause I'm in Canada and it's cheap here, 3 years and the job market isn't bad.

>> No.16772990

>>16772971
I hate you fucking faggots so goddamn much.

>> No.16773025

>>16772990
based

>> No.16773027

>>16772990
You want to suck... penis

>> No.16773041

>>16772971
Fuck off kantbot

>> No.16773043

>>16772989
I really like it, especially criminal defense work.

That said, some days I honestly ask myself why I didnt become an engineer/doctor. It can be absolutely brutal. Losing some money is one thing, but telling an 20 year old they just got life after a trial is brutal.

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>>16773041

>> No.16773050

>>16773043
Suck his dick

>> No.16773066

>>16773050
He did send a letter saying his new life goal was to kill him some child molesters, so I guess he found his calling

>> No.16773070

>>16773066
Which letter

>> No.16773074

>>16773043
I can only imagine anon. If I did do law..no way in hell would I want to do criminal. Or anything litigation frankly. I'd probably just get into wills and estates and call it a day. Solicitor work seems more my style. That said I am tempted to take a shot at med school but the thing is it's more expensive, harder to get into (in Canada at least), longer, and would require probably an extra year of prep for the MCAT and additional coursework. I'm very conflicted.

>> No.16773078

>>16773074
Im very horny

>> No.16773100

>>16773070
Deez nutz

>> No.16773109

>>16773100
Hey...
So? Like
what’s up
Ummmm
Yaaaaa
So?
Ha
Hm
Ya
So just
I dunno
*sigh*

>> No.16773160

took my lsat on wednesday

lmao

>> No.16773168

>>16773160
Dont worry, the second lsat you take always has a higher score

>> No.16773192

>>16773168
hope so bro, it was my second take

praying for at least a 165

>> No.16773214

>>16773192
Second take? I’m settin detonations off
Gotta bad bitch rollin logs bout to suck me off
Jimmy hoff as I cough up the green
I owe money to throw boss named me

>> No.16773498

>>16772508
Depends on what legal system your country is using:
>anglo-saxon
Yes.
>romano-germanic
Fuck no.

>> No.16773512

>>16773498
is American law anglo-saxon or Romano-Germanic

>> No.16773522

>>16773512
>anglo
Take a guess.

>> No.16774463

>>16772508
depends, if you live in an Angloid country where c*mmon law is the legal sistem, then no; if you live in another country, especially Italy and Germany, then yes

>> No.16774497

>>16772779
I just started my last year of law master's degree (Italy).
i want to kill myself, but that started way before even starting university

>> No.16774566

>>16772508
Richard Posner, Law and Literature

>> No.16774697

>>16774497
Che media?