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Why is God real but Santa Claus isn't?

>> No.16771734
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Santa Claus is real

>> No.16771737
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>>16771718
>He didn’t read the fine print

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Santa Claus existed lol.

>> No.16771824

>>16771734
>Picture of Evola
>Santa Claus is real
I'm interested tell me more

>> No.16771888

>>16771734
5/10 bait

>> No.16772051

>>16771718
He's real he's just dead. He was Saint Nicholas and he was a good guy. He's real in the same way Alexander the Great is real.

>> No.16772179

>>16771718
>atheists: if God is real, then I believe in spider man
>theist: spider man is real and you can believe in him if you want

From this point on, it's just a test of how much the atheist is willing to LARP as a pseudo-pastafarian to prove a point. Most of their arguments within the framework of their fake religion are just going to be their same atheistic arguments, anyway.

Your move

>> No.16772227

>>16772179
>well yes I belive spider is God, how could you tell?
Your move

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>>16772179
>>16772227
>spiderman exists in some possible world
>according to MARVEL® Spider universe, there's a different version of Spiderman in
each one of multiple worlds
>a God-like version of Spiderman exists in some possible world (omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient spiderman)
>If this God exists in one world, he exists in any world
>God exists.
OH OH SPIDERBROS...

>> No.16772770

>>16772275
as Heidegger said the Spidermanning Spiderman emerges in the wording world

>> No.16772970

>>16771718
I don't care who the Creator is. They are the greatest threat to my consciousness, but I will find a way to squash that threat. The Creator shall pale before my consciousness!

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>>16771718
santa claus is real. he just isnt the coca cola mascot you know.also he died long time ago.

>> No.16773353

>>16771718
santa claus is real, it is just that he will disappoint you. God will not. that's the difference.

>> No.16774114

>>16773353
Other way around.