/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16771550]

What are some books on how to get a /lit/ gf? I feel like 99% of women are just midwit CONSOOMERS who only like to keep up with the latest pop culture trends and post on social media.

[Anonymous No.16771570]

>>16771550
What race is that supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.16771574]

gotta meet them in lit places. school and libraries. or approach them reading in coffee shops, idk.

[Anonymous No.16771863]

read Bataille, Butler, Baudrillard, Derrida, Deleuze, and become a transsexual. You must become the /lit/ gf

[Anonymous No.16771885]

>>16771550
Why did women fall so hard for the neoliberal consumerism meme? Is there anything we could do about it?

[Anonymous No.16771897]

Don't get a /lit/ gf. Get a girl who wants a /lit/ bf. If you think you want a woman who can go tit-for-tat with you on your interests, you don't really understand the relations between men and women and you don't understand what women have to offer you.

[Anonymous No.16771900]

join a book club

[Anonymous No.16771912]

>>16771550
I'm never gonna stop shilling this book, but I've had genuine success following this book's ideas and advice. It's perfect for an autist like me who never figured out women up until now. It's a real easy read if your genuinely interested in improving yourself. You could apply it to meeting women at bookshops or whatever.

[Anonymous No.16771925]

>>16771912
Given that cover, I'm not sure your shill is very convincing anon. Can you at least give a synopsis?

[Anonymous No.16771936]

>>16771550
Get you a dumb ass ho
cum in ho fo sho
Get you a smart ass bitch
nigguuhhh

[Anonymous No.16771956]

>>16771897
Listen to this man.

I'll paraphrase my grandfather here. This is valuable life advice. If you think you want a woman who shares your interests and hobbies, your views and ideas, it sounds like you're actually a queer who wants a man. Find a woman who will make a good wife and mother. All that other stuff is for you and your friends and eventually, your children.

[Anonymous No.16771962]

>>16771863
Based

[Anonymous No.16772020]

>>16771925
It's a very clickbaity cover, I agree. The book starts by looking at men and women through a biological/philosophical perspective: how they are different, and how this disparity leads to different expectations.
Basically, a woman's looks are the most important thing to a man when selecting a mate. Men think it is the same case for woman when they choose mates but they are wrong; its the mans behavior that matters more in the end. Then it goes in depth on taking on a new mindset and becoming more attractive through improving your behavior.
idk im not great at summarizing but thats the general gist of it.

[Anonymous No.16772249]

>>16771956
so women are useless for me, considering i don't want children.

[Anonymous No.16772276]

>>16771897
>Get a girl who wants a /lit/ bf
I don't know how much I want to be a spectacle, a trophy for a girl. I (tall white guy) already experienced this with a Chinese girl. I just want a cozy relationships with a bookish young woman please. Surely this isn't too much to ask.

[Anonymous No.16772288]

>>16772276
>I (tall white guy) already experienced this with a Chinese girl.
tell me more

[Anonymous No.16772355]

>>16772288
Dated a Chinese-Canadian girl in my first year of uni. A few months in she did some schizo shit which caused me to break up with her. As I was breaking it off, she was sobbing and accusing me of leaving her for a white girl. I deduced that she had a major inferiority complex due to domineering Chinese immigrant parents and was "sticking it to them" by getting bleached. I think she probably ALSO liked me, but race was clearly a factor.

[Anonymous No.16772475]

>>16771550
Females don't read books, at least any worthwhile ones. I'd say your best shot is to find an intelligent one capable of harboring genuine curiosity and then instill in her good reading habits.

[Anonymous No.16772497]

>>16772475
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you are not currently seeing anybody.

[Anonymous No.16772560]

Joining the question from the opposite side (no london, please).
All the people in bookstores and libraries are old, and I have no idea where there are young people who read, if they even exist.

[Anonymous No.16772600]

>>16772497
I'm going to go out on my penis and guess that you are not currently using your penis as a limb.

[Anonymous No.16772601]

>>16772560
I like to tell myself that I don't know any other Zoomer readers because we're typically shut in autists. I don't think this is an accurate appraisal of reality, but...

[Anonymous No.16772643]

this girl I met recently gave me this to read. the protagonist kills her ex boyfriend over and over again in many different time frames of her life, he just keeps reappearing in her everyday thoughts. it was decent but I couldn't relate to much of it

[Anonymous No.16772658]

>>16772249
Yes read Ch. 19 of the gospel of Matthew. Take the Eunuch (celibacy) pill

[Anonymous No.16772668]

Just make a tinder and put some shit in your bio about being really into books or writing etc. Play up the image in your pics. It worked for me after a few months of swiping, got a /lit/ qt, been on a few dates

[Anonymous No.16772760]

>>16772658
You have to be able to receive it though, it’s better to marry than to burn

[Anonymous No.16772768]

>>16772600
okay anon, you got me.

[Anonymous No.16772769]

>>16772643
is she a psychopath