/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16769686]

>write funny shitpost to my university's confession page
>people love it, tag their friends in the comments and say some inside jokes to each other or just 'haha thats us'
>Feel like they're my friends

Do you use your writing, even if brief, to lighten people's day up, including yours?

[Anonymous No.16769704]

>>16769686
share it with us anon

[Anonymous No.16769714]

>>16769686
I love when this happens too, anon. I hate everyone at my university, but at least I can make them laugh.

[Anonymous No.16769748]

>>16769686
Back in high school I used to write some shitty poems on the tables, all of which were alluding to some mystic mystery about fire (not US high school we had classes in a lot of different rooms). People used to dig it and only my close friends knew it was me. It felt good.

[Anonymous No.16769750]

>>16769686
post it

[Anonymous No.16769754]

>>16769748
Everyone knew, and they laughed at you behind your back.

[Anonymous No.16769758]

>>16769704
my post was:
Since the tier 2 lockdown in october, my two female housemates have turned me into their BDSM slave. It started when I lost a dare and had to do some house chores and they could whip me with towels. When they saw I was rather 'excited' down there when this was happening, they laughed at me and decided to boss me around after that. Now I do all of the house chores and paint their toenails for them, and if I do a bad job they whip me, and if I do a good job they allow me to get myself off, but only for 5 minutes. I'm not the only one guys, right? H-haha

some of the comments are:
>[Male]: [female1] [female2] sounds like our house but on steroids
>[female 1 replied]: This is how our household should be run ;)

>[Female]: [Male] there are 4 of us ;) x

>[Female]: [Female1] this is what [Male1] and [Male2] and I got up to while you were away ;)

>[Male]: did yesterday's towel incident turn you on? [Female]

You can kinda glimpse each person's personality and dynamic with their friends from these comments. I also like it that male and female friends can joke about such risque things with each other, facilitated by me

[Anonymous No.16769759]

my colleagues always comment my emails because they're
I was going to say well-written but they might be just better written then your usual work email.

[Anonymous No.16769781]

>>16769758
Christ, that was underwhelming. I'm glad you got your kicks, OP.

[Anonymous No.16769795]

>>16769781
Well, I'm sure people in this thread have had even better posts

[Anonymous No.16769801]

>>16769754
Nope. People used to talk about it on the facebook groups and pages of the high school, also in the school newspaper.
I feel good for remembering it and you cannot do anything about it. I hope you'll feel good too anon.

[Anonymous No.16769808]

>>16769801
No they didn't. Take your medicine.

[Anonymous No.16769827]

>>16769808
Yes they did! You're only hurting yourself by being so mean anon, I still love you!

[Anonymous No.16769842]

>>16769827
*kills you*

[Anonymous No.16769860]

>>16769842
*gives you a big hug*
you will achieve great things anon, I'm sure of it, but you have to try!

[Anonymous No.16770327]

>>16769758
>it's an erotic fanfic

[Anonymous No.16770477]

>>16769801
>>16769827
>>16769860
You are a loser. Stop coping and face the reality, you pathetic creature. Nobody likes you and nobody ever did.

[Anonymous No.16770558]

>>16770477
but fren, I like myself and I made myself likeable so people like me! If this is a cope, it is the best cope ever! Don't waste your time spreading hate anon, you're better than that!

[Anonymous No.16770572]

>>16770558
Unbelievably wholesome. Thanks anon :)

[Anonymous No.16770573]

>>16769686
Based and frenpilled. Keep it up champ!

[Anonymous No.16770606]

>>16770558
*punches you square in the face over and over again until your mouth is full of frothing spit and broken teeth which clog your airways so that the only noise you can make is a rasping, wheezing moan of remorseful submission*

[Anonymous No.16770619]

>>16769758
this is so fucking bad and unfunny
talking about sex in public is for brainlets

[Anonymous No.16770625]

>>16770606
You didn't do any of that, but you know what you did? You made yourself a new fren. I love you anon, and I hope you will love me too one day. I'm going to bed and I'm going to pray for you to be happy!
>>16770572
you're welcome :)

[Anonymous No.16770645]

>>16769758
This is pure horror and university confession pages are quite possibly one of the worst things about University, probably tied with high student suicide rates and people talking about ketamine. I’m glad you got your socialised dopamine fix from it, but stop now before you damage yourself. You don’t need the approval of the middle-class retards that populate all universities in the U.K.

[Anonymous No.16770656]

>>16770558
>made myself likeable so people like me
This is peak over-socialisation

[Anonymous No.16770663]

>>16770656
That stems from under-socialisation during childhood/adolescence. His attempt to compensate for this comes as forced and unnatural.

[Anonymous No.16770667]

>>16770625
WHY... WON'T... YOU... DIEEeeee- AAAAAAGGGHH *breaks down, sobbing*

[Anonymous No.16770709]

>>16769758
Ah, you're a braindead normalfaggot

[Anonymous No.16770723]

>>16770656
Aren't we meant to be social creatures? Might be a little fake but loads better then the basement goblins trying to bash him.