[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 18 KB, 299x275, DTIe-suWAAE9DUV.jpg_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16767723 No.16767723[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Considers himself a "writer"
>Hasn't had sex
>Still tries to write sex scenes

>> No.16767737

>>16767723
This board doesn't belong to you

>> No.16767738
File: 35 KB, 519x510, 1604738438911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16767738

>>16767723
>Considers himself a "writer"
No
>Hasn't had sex
No
>Still tries to write sex scenes
No

>> No.16767755

sex with sachiko

>> No.16767795
File: 7 KB, 340x340, 1590613277439.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16767795

>>16767723
>OP will never be a woman
>still tries to write them

>> No.16767904

>>16767723
Just like one of my japanese animes!

>> No.16767918
File: 97 KB, 900x900, 1604604260515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16767918

>Considers himself a writer
>Has never been to the future
>tries to write science fiction

>> No.16768125

>>16767723
Does that mean my lesbian fan fic is never going anywhere?

>> No.16768574

>Consider myself a writer
>Haven't had sex
>Just allude to sex being had
No one will ever know.

>> No.16768587

>>16768125
Yes
>>16768574
Based virgin writer

>> No.16768598

>>16767723
The inconceivable act of sex
>nerve endings are stimulated it feels good i'm gonna coom
Damn, incredible.

>> No.16768641

i smelled something, i ignored it, i closed my eyes and dove into the crease, headfirst. hair mingled and the faint slap of my belly against hers reminded me that i was a chubby fellow, and a chubby fellow that was getting it in, at that. i felt the slug dance between us and i burrowed in delight, her breath at peak a whimper with each stroke.

>> No.16768645

>>16767723
>Considers himself a "writer"
>Writes sex scenes
Just call yourself a pornographer, your parents won't be impressed with writing either.

>> No.16768659

>>16768598
Pathetic and bug-like understanding of sex

>>16768641
You felt the what?

>>16768645
Yeah yeah, we get it, sex is bad. Run along now, child

>> No.16768682

>>16768659
the slug dance, nigga, hasn't you squished your organs in the slime of a lady?

>> No.16768731

>>16767723
Most hentai artists are virgins and they write some pretty hot scenarios. Writing smut is about fulfilling a fantasy, not necessarily realism.

>> No.16768758

>>16768682
I have never heard that phrase before

>> No.16768776

>>16768758
yeah, i just made it up, dummy. it's called being a writer.

>> No.16768787
File: 114 KB, 708x1000, 1538108015205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16768787

>>16767723
My partners always like my sex scenes.
t. F-List CHAD

>> No.16768791

>>16767723
>not including a fade to black every time two characters kiss to let the mature audience understand while keeping the story fit for younger readers
any book that uses another technique is pornography and as such should not be read

>> No.16768799

>>16768682
While I get the metaphor it is very disgusting. Good job

>> No.16768810

>>16767723
I'm starting w ur face

>> No.16768850

>>16768776
It's not a very good metaphor. Is your cock the slug here or what? Have you seen how slugs mate?

>> No.16768991

>>16768787
oh dear MOMMY

>> No.16769448

>>16767723
Go to a brothel, problem solved.