/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16765538]

How much will it cost to ship my books across the atlantic?
i have hundreds them
Big old and heavy
>inb4 why would you want to do that
i'm tired of muttland

[Anonymous No.16765547]

she looks like a french actress!

[Anonymous No.16765556]

>>16765547
she probably smells like one too lol

[Anonymous No.16765597]

>>16765556
i imagine her base notes of patchouli and vetiver
top notes of pimiento, juniper, and a touch of heliotrope

[Anonymous No.16765611]

>>16765538
BOOBA AND POOPA

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16765618]

>>16765538
I wish I could move to Norway or Farao. But it wouldn’t help matters.

Maybe you should charter a boat.

>>16765597
I remember liking this tobacco oud scent. Like a moldy box of cigars.

[Anonymous No.16765619]

>>16765547
>>16765556
>>16765597
>>16765611
Ummm guyyyys
My threaaaad?

[Anonymous No.16765620]

>>16765597
I imagine based notes of unwashed sticky socks with a hint of stinking fried fish from yesterday's wine party and cats pissing all over the place. For fuck sake, stop idealizing a non-real internet persona that has never even stated interested in male genitalia once in the two decades I am on this Burmese basket-weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.16765625]

>>16765618
like bas jan ader

you are so wise butterfly

i cant wait until the film of your life is made, i can hear the narrator pronouncing robert anton wilson in a deep foreign accent

[Anonymous No.16765630]

>>16765618
>Maybe you should charter a boat.
Boats are more expensive than flights because they take longer and you must be fed.
I can get a cheap flight to Europe for less than 400 bucks with maybe 40kg of luggage.
Shipping is not so expensive, but when you have anthologies you're in the middle of you can't just leave em behind.

Thought I can get family to slowly ship it over time, but the COSTS, the COSTS. I haven't much money.

[Anonymous No.16765642]

>>16765618
Butterfly does it feel weird seeing your pics used for threads?

[Anonymous No.16765654]

>>16765642
Butterfly is a group of people on discord sharing a trip

[Anonymous No.16765655]

>>16765538
who is this and where are the tiddies

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16765665]

>>16765642
Yea.

>>16765655
Shuddup

[Anonymous No.16765679]

>>16765655
the goddess kamadhenu

[Anonymous No.16765685]

>>16765654
The infamous discord trannys have made a collective identity?

[Anonymous No.16765689]

>>16765665
/lit/ and /hm/ crossover episode when?

[Anonymous No.16765692]

>>16765654
can i get more info on this?

[Anonymous No.16765718]

can i get more info on the breasts

[Anonymous No.16765726]

>>16765718
Puffy nipples, apple-shaped, and nicely healed after surgery.

[Anonymous No.16765728]

>>16765718
i wanna use butterfly's fuckin jugs like a couple of speedbags

[Anonymous No.16765732]

>>16765538
>i'm tired of muttland
I'll trade with you. I for one want to live in the land of the free. I tire of this old moldy continent.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16765740]

>>16765692
It’s just that. A meme.
Like the tranny accusation.

>>16765732
There’s nice corners everywhere still, but there’s no real escaping it.
https://youtu.be/Zk11vI-7czE

[Anonymous No.16765744]

>>16765732
Ok, where do you live?
Pic related is me

[Anonymous No.16765750]

>>16765538
>american
>cant figure out shipping $/kg
oh boy am surprised

[Anonymous No.16765752]

>>16765665
You should just become an e-celeb booktuber at this point, you already established some fame here. Maybe try becoming a theory focused breadtuber that tries to teach some lefty theory to /pol/tards and /lit/izens maybe Vaush will notice you and you can start riding his dick.

[Anonymous No.16765758]

>>16765752
shes already part of a famous band

[Anonymous No.16765770]

>>16765620
dude how old are you fucking hell it's time to stop i would kill myself

[Anonymous No.16765778]

>>16765744
Deal.

[Anonymous No.16765798]

>>16765750
There are so many variables retardo
like if i ship in bulk, or a few at a time, or the service i use
Faggot

[Anonymous No.16765805]

>>16765798
smuggle them in drugs

[Anonymous No.16765812]

>>16765805
i will unironically be slipping in some acid sheets through the pages.
impossible to get caught too.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16765813]

>>16765798
It’s usually better to ship in bulk.
By ship or by plane. But then, you could also consider getting a replacement copy where you go

[Anonymous No.16765822]

Burn the books as a sacrifice to the god of your choice, and may he bring you fortune in new lands such that you acquire new and plentiful books

[Anonymous No.16765853]

>>16765813
>you could also consider getting a replacement copy where you go
english or even latin script isn't a thing where I'm going
i will probably do it bulk by bulk in the order I'm reading
>>16765822
the god of my choice would kick my arse for burning books

[Anonymous No.16765873]

>>16765740
Is your rumored age a meme too? If not, do you want to be my personal wine aunt?

[Anonymous No.16765880]

>>16765798
>i can't figure it out because there are more than one option
>but you're the retarded one not me
My hint is pick the one that has the lowest cost, but hey what do I know, I'm retarded. Good luck figuring out this real head scratcher fellow LARPer.

[Anonymous No.16765881]

>>16765873
back off buster she's mine

[Anonymous No.16765884]

>>16765880
There are infinite options

[Anonymous No.16765892]

>>16765538
>>16765619
It is a tranny

[Anonymous No.16765929]

>>16765619
>that mustache

[Anonymous No.16765939]

Stop feeding the freak

[Anonymous No.16765954]

>>16765619
*SNNNNNNNNNNIRFFFFFF*
*EXHALLLLLLLLLE*

[Anonymous No.16765980]

>>16765770
You, too, are here forever.

[Anonymous No.16765994]

>>16765538
Find someone shipping a car, fill it with books and pay part of the shipment fee, maybe you will have to pay some extra to the company, still should be <1000$ for a car full of books

[Anonymous No.16766025]

>>16765665
help test hypothesis?
>« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » struck by lightening transmorphs into a rainbow, a beeing

[Anonymous No.16766032]

>>16765752
>vaush
>having a dick

[Anonymous No.16766533]

>>16765812
Special Agent Philando Pepperchini with the FBI. You're fucking done for, kid. As we speak my team is tracing your IP and within the hour you will face the full wrath of the Department of Justice. Think you're a big guy? Just wait til you're getting pumped by Da'Quonde for a sweet bun. It's over buddy.

[Anonymous No.16766544]

>>16765929
girls have hair you know anon

[Anonymous No.16766691]

Where are these pictures of Butterfly from? Did she just post a bunch of pics of herself on 4chan a few years ago or something

[Anonymous No.16766696]

>>16766544
>girls

[Anonymous No.16766716]

Memorise all your books, and then burn them.

[Anonymous No.16766718]

>>16766696
>he's never been close enough to know
girls poop also anon.

[Anonymous No.16766734]

I want to unironically eat out Butterfly's hairy pussy

[Anonymous No.16766772]

>>16766734

[Anonymous No.16766884]

>>16765538
Less than you think, just get an ocean freight quote and palletise them.

[Anonymous No.16766893]

>>16766032
Good point, unlike Vaush ;^)

[Anonymous No.16766932]

>>16765798
>Americans

[Anonymous No.16767128]

>>16765538

It always costs more than you'd expect for things like this. Assume at least $10,000.

[Anonymous No.16767152]

>>16765618
You're saying you smell like moldy cigars?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16767188]

>>16766884
This.

>>16767152
No, a Tom Ford scent

>>16766544
>>16765929
Girls are also affected bu shadows in their rooms. I got no mustache

[Anonymous No.16767198]

>>16765618
>>16765665
Why do you even namefag if you don't like the attention?

[Anonymous No.16767205]

>>16767188
I've never met Tom Ford. What does he smell like?

[Anonymous No.16767209]

>>16767205
expensive

[Anonymous No.16767211]

>>16765538
cross the pacific instead, I heard it's a lot less expensive.

[Anonymous No.16767232]

>>16765619
she has sad attractive eyes, cute to be fair

[Anonymous No.16767241]

>>16767188
Were you ever present on leftbook? Do you go on leftypol?

[Anonymous No.16767256]

you people are meanies to butterfly D:
*gives her a beeeeg hug*
now we're all happies!! :3

[Anonymous No.16767276]

>>16765619
how old is butterfly?

[Anonymous No.16767295]

>>16765798
>excel

[Anonymous No.16767303]

>>16767276
46

[Anonymous No.16767312]

Post the one where you can see her nipples

[Anonymous No.16767316]

>>16767276
Older than your mom probably

[Anonymous No.16767318]

>>16767303
damn, she looks way younger, shouldn't have asked.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16767335]

>>16767241
8 chin? Briefly. Mostly tankies, so not my crowd.
Gaw, racism is so stupid.

>>16767276
Middle aged. Few grey hairs
>>16767318
I look alright for my age, but the pics are about ten years old

[Anonymous No.16767361]

>>16767312
I second this.

[Anonymous No.16767375]

>>16767335
What attracts you to 4chan? Digital self harm? I've posted myself here but mainly on /soc/ so there's no archive forever.

[Anonymous No.16767575]

>>16767375
Probably the attention.
I mean, where else would a middle aged "woman" get as much attention?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16767625]

>>16767375
Format mostly
>harm
I can take it, big guy.
>>16767575
No.

[Anonymous No.16767694]

>>16767625
You mean you can take all the rape and murder threats? If I wasn't a schizophrenic, I wouldn't be here.

[Anonymous No.16767963]

>>16767312
>>16767361

[Anonymous No.16767976]

>>16765642
Lol is that actually booty bitch?

[Anonymous No.16767991]

>>16765538
>>16765619
Unironically a cutie. I don't care that she's a childless, unmarried, middle-aged lesbian commie who routinely makes abhorrent posts- this is how butterfly will always look in my heart. Butterfly which ethnicity are you?

[Anonymous No.16768171]

>>16767991
How lonely has your life been to make you able to rationalise being a simp? Genuine question.

[Anonymous No.16768194]

>>16768171
Happily lonely and I'm not being a "simp", zoomer.

[Anonymous No.16768231]

>>16768194
yes you r simp

[Anonymous No.16768250]

>>16768231
I lobbed a series of scathing insults at her but finished with my opinion that she is (was) cute. That isn't simping you vile fool.

[Anonymous No.16768263]

>>16765619
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

[Anonymous No.16768325]

>>16765740
>like the tranny accusation

oooof

[Anonymous No.16768342]

>>16765752
I think I could be an eceleb booktuber at this point. Trolls off of 4chan are too easy to own and that seems to be one of the main eceleb currencies atm. Should be EZPZ for our butters.

[Anonymous No.16768356]

>>16768325
Confirmed shooped. Original pic looks good.

[Anonymous No.16768357]

>>16767241
Oh shit Dani is my friend

[Anonymous No.16768374]

>>16768342
I've thought about it but I get the feeling that excessively talking/making videos about books I've read wouldn't be enjoyable at all. Also the whole eceleb/online personality realm is AIDS and saturated as all hell. I'd much rather watch other /lit/posters with small channels. Do you know any other than Forest Anon?

[Anonymous No.16768396]

Why does Butterfly look like Michael Jackson in this pic?

[Anonymous No.16768404]

>>16768374
I only barely come here enough to know of forest anon. I got into twitch a bit this year, I've noticed a couple of semi big streamers use our /lit/ memes a little too familiarly so I'm suspicious they come here, but none of them review books so not really relevant.

[Anonymous No.16768432]

>>16768404
I tried twitch for a while. Managed to get affiliate and ~10 subs but the whole livesteamer ecosystem so synthetic. You basically need to pander and pretend to care about everybody's feelings. So many egos to balance too. I'm pretty misanthropic so it wasn't for me at all.

[Anonymous No.16768573]

>>16768432
I might try to do something a bit weird on it if I ever stream, but ultimately you're there to bring money to corporate/Amazon/Bezos which feels a bit shit and weird. I feel like it's kept me sane this year tho which is something. Also as much as people say about parasociality, I feel very little towards anyone there and don't see it's too much of a problem. It seems more like the platform attracts enough mildly abusive people with money that you hear stories or see shitty behaviour sometimes, and I think that gets mistaken for parasocial people when it's more people trying to buy other people more or less. Anyway, yeah I would also find it hard to give enough of a shit and Aurateur already has that market cornered.

[Anonymous No.16768705]

>>16768573
4chan is the only communication I have with people online, which is why being a booktuber sounds nice. Unfortunately it's saturated and I'm not sure YT would allow me to speak freely like /lit/ does (for the most part).

[Anonymous No.16768721]

>>16768705
Go for it. You will automatically have a small automatically to start out with from here which is more than a lot of people start out with. You could hit the ground running.

[Anonymous No.16768732]

>>16768721
>>16768705
A small audience*

[Anonymous No.16768766]

>>16768721
>>16768732
I should also add that I probably have nothing unique to say about popular lit and nobody cares about the less popular lit I like.

[Anonymous No.16768879]

>>16768356
The shoop is flattering lmao

[Anonymous No.16768984]

>>16768879
No I've see the original pic. Looks good.

[Anonymous No.16769247]

I love Butterfly!

[Anonymous No.16769265]

>>16769247
BOOBA

[Anonymous No.16769301]

>>16765692
its the human instrumentality project manifested by a trannie circle jerk propelled by dark sex magik

[Anonymous No.16769309]

>>16769247
My, what a kind-looking, approachable and comely literary bohemian, who only happens to be one of the fairer sex. I must treat her equally and with respect and never go at lengths to nitpick or define things to her in a condescending, arrogant manner, nor should I make her feel uncomfortable or unsafe as we discourse on the politics, philosophy, and the canonical greats as we nibble on croissants and sip our coffee.

[Anonymous No.16769368]

>>16765654
Then who is the Mediterranean/Jewish-looking woman?

[Anonymous No.16769394]

Butterfly please make an onlyfans.
I want to be your #1 paypig.

[Anonymous No.16769414]

>>16765538
And you think Europe is better?

If you are unironically contemplating living amerimutia, consider either Japan or New Zealand

Both will probably be one of the few first world countries that still exist as they are today in 30 years time

[Anonymous No.16769536]

>>16769394
/lit/ would be broke by the end of the year

[Anonymous No.16769542]

>>16769394

[Anonymous No.16769565]

>>16768766
Finding new things to say sometimes comes with practice

[Anonymous No.16770257]

>>16769394

The dimple that saved /lit/. Too wholesome for onlyfags

[Anonymous No.16770307]

>>16765538
>imagine giving attention to an average looking girl with a shitty personality, just because she's schizo enough to post here
Stay away from damaged goods, lads.

[Anonymous No.16770392]

>>16765618
Kill yourself tranny

[Anonymous No.16770406]

>>16770307
>girl
anon, she is 60 years old

[Anonymous No.16770421]

>>16770406
I truly hope that by the time I hit 60 I'm either dead or not lurking here anymore.

[Anonymous No.16770547]

>>16770421
I am exceedingly doubtful that 4chan will still be allowed to exist by the time I'm 60.

[Anonymous No.16770565]

>>16770547
>2060
>4chan now accessible through VR
>everywhere you go people are fucking and worshipping anime girls who are actually 60 year old neckbeards
Not an attractive scene.

[Anonymous No.16770599]

>>16770565
I'm excited to see what kind of unspeakable horrors certain boards will be able to create once we have access to lifelike VR.

[None !sex0lQafxY No.16770610]

>>16765778
Är det där sundsvall? Byt med mig, jag bor i en sunkig Stockholmsförort.

[Anonymous No.16770618]

>>16765744
mf just leave the city??? NA is infinitely better than E*rope regarding natural wealth and landscapes. Easily the most beautiful continent.

[Anonymous No.16770707]

>>16770610
>Är det där sundsvall?
Japp. Närmare bestämt förorten Bosvedjan.
>Byt med mig
Njae är det mellan Sundsvall och Stockholm så väljer jag nog ändå Sundsvall.

[Anonymous No.16770749]

>>16765618
>Farao
I think you meant Faroe, stupid bitch.
Also, why would you want to watch innocent whales get slaughtered en masse?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16771065]

>>16768396
Because Jackson wanted to look like a white woman with a button nose.

>>16770749
Like asking weebs that want to live in Japan the same. I want to live in the hills.

[Anonymous No.16771208]

>>16771065
Why do you want to leave California?

[Anonymous No.16771214]

>>16771208
>Californians are attention whores
Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.16773006]

>>16770610
FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Anonymous No.16773271]

>>16767694
pls be my schizo gf

[Anonymous No.16773276]

>>16771065
>the hills
damn butters you're old enough to have known this woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-oERBst8L0

[Anonymous No.16773294]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.16773304]

I'm willing to bet that one of the jannies is the disgusting freak and the only reason it left this thread up is for the attention that otherwise wouldn't get

[Anonymous No.16773409]

>>16769394
BOOBA

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16773509]

>>16773276
https://youtu.be/PbeJbtK0GTQ

[Anonymous No.16774371]

>>16765538
it's uncanny how she looks UNERRINGLY how you'd expect a woman who frequents and writes on this board to look like, and so many of you will still keep coping and starting threads attaching luscious IG extroverts in these threads

[Anonymous No.16774486]

>>16774371
You think Bjork posts here?

[Anonymous No.16774907]

>>16765538
>he STILL hasn't taken the e-reader pill
>despite it being (current year)

>inb4 muh rare books that aren't online!
All the more reason to digitize them.

[None !sex0lQafxY No.16776229]

>>16773006
Är du förvirrad min vän?