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Complete the poem.

>My eyes saw her to my misfortune,
>What agony it was to leave her there.

>> No.16758757

>>16758737
>However I crawled back to 4chan
>And left her to shitpost somewhere

>> No.16758769

>>16758737
>for simp will eat pussy, for the pay of a janny

>> No.16758976

>In Mogadishu’s blazing tropic sunshine
>With pestilential flies all in her hair
>I saw her beauty was naught but a spectre
>And providential courage steeled my soul
>As I went to leave her hut I turned and whispered,
>“Miss another payment and we’ll take the bowl.”

>> No.16759007 [DELETED] 

>>16758976
>her mouth agape with nothing to say
>I did a 180 and walked away

>> No.16759056

>>16758976
Kek. Very good. My attempt.

>The gazellle that brazenly escaped my clutches
>Her allure, cold yet fair.

>> No.16759079

>>16758737
She has probably had an abortion
And a ton of men up her derriere
I felt stupid to have had such worries and woes
And thus stopped my irrational simp behavior
My eyes then on looked not at hoes
But to the words of my almighty savior

>> No.16759148

>Her beauty remains forever enshrined
>the lasting memory of her hair

>> No.16759193

>>16759079
Based.

>> No.16760065

>My eyes saw her to my misfortune,
>What agony it was to leave her there.

>Though to stay seemed inopportune,
>as I stood naked, completely bare.

>> No.16760196

>>16758737
when she had such a nice derriere

>> No.16761999

>>16760065
I really like this one. Though if you were bare, it would be better reason to stay. Maybe "would be better was I bare."

>> No.16762042

i left my eyes with her where,
i had given her my finest portion.
with which i once gazed, to bear,
the antithesis to Beauty's abortion.

>> No.16762120

Stood pronounced, as if bare.

>> No.16762133

>My eyes saw her to my misfortune,
>What agony it was to leave her there.
>chainsaw man, the gruesome surgeon
>slayed her with just a glare

>> No.16762157

>>16758737
>My eyes saw her to my misfortune,
>What agony it was to leave her there.
>My rhymes are based in slight contortion,
>Alas, I am no Baudelaire.

>> No.16762184

>>16758737
>My eyes saw her to my misfortune,
>What agony it was to leave her there.
>nom de plume
>Voltaire

>> No.16762197

>>16758737
>Her asshole gaped in strange contortion,
> Ankles crossed behind her hair

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16762210

>>16762133
>>16762157
>>16762184
Nice

>> No.16762326

>>16758737
>along the bazaar's own carpets and wares
>no flowers so foreign as those in her hair

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16762332

>>My eyes saw her, to my misfortune.
>>What agony it was to leave her there.
>>My highs’ll hurt whom I miss, 4chan—-
>>Wood again he had—-Twice, tool, he fur tear.

>> No.16762419

>>16762197
Too derivative of >>16762157

>> No.16762492

The hellion turned her fire to bear,
looking for the ravaging whoreson
that torched her belly full of hair
my eyes saw her to my misfortune,
a thorn for every pad i flew,
what agony it was to leave her there,
the inferno, God man! I tell you, it is true!

>> No.16762801

>>16758737
>Rock over London!
>Rock on Chicago!
>Wheaties breakfast of champions!

>> No.16762843

>>16762801
I WHUPPED
BATMANS AAAaaass

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>>16762157