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>THERES A NOVEL INSIDE OF ME SCREAMING TO GET OUT
post other lies that sōycucks tell themselves to feel better about them with their inflated egos

>> No.16736032
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>there's an Epic Poem about a cyclical view of history inside of me screaming to get out. I call thee, o muses.

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>>16735993
>I WILL MAKE SO MANY FRIENDS AND WRITE SO MANY NOVELS IF I KEEP DOING HECKIN NANOWRIMORINOS

>> No.16736052

>>16736043
he looks like the guy from smosh

>> No.16736059

>>16736043
The people who do one short story every nanowrimo literally get more writing done than you fuckers.

>> No.16736094

>>16736059
seethe, cope, dilate

>> No.16736101

>>16735993
Most people would need a surgeon to get to it though.

>> No.16736124

>>16735993
>OMG gUUUYS IVE MADE THIS RETARDED THREAD ABOUT SŌYBOYs WILL YOU PLZ ACCEPT ME?!!!

>> No.16736127

>>16736124
Confirmed NaNoWriMo redditor

>> No.16736136

>>16736127
>OH NOOOO IM NOT BEING ACCEPTED IN MUH FAVORITE ECHOCHAMBER!11!!!11
>QUICK LETZ CALL HIM A REDDITOR
How will you cope with the fact that you will never be accepted into polite society because of your failed genetics?

>> No.16736145

>>16736094
Yes that is what I am encouraging you to do.

>> No.16736151

>>16736136
I was basically trolling, but thank you for the incel tears.

>> No.16736156

>>16736151
The only incel here is you. Go back to/pol/ you genetic piece of shit

>> No.16736161

>>16736156
This is either a soft gay boy or a woman. Let me have your details, little nymphet.

>> No.16736167

>>16736161
No I'm a genetically and socially fit man with a wife and a bunch of horse I fuck for free every week. I'm also invited to all the coolest parties where I have the best sex, which is something that you won't ever have. Now go back to /pol/ and kill yourself.

>> No.16736169

>>16736167
>and a bunch of horse I fuck for free every week

>> No.16736171

>>16736167
Please, may I watch you fuck the horse arseways while you let out big equine farties from its huge mammalian sphincter. Oh please sir, let me see you shove your pulsating phallus into the rotund backside of that majestic horse, whose tail you hold up with your arms outstretched, as sloppy gushing shit comes tumbling down from its huge butthole. I should do you a favour sir, I shall sweep the stalls or suck off your shit-covered cock at the end of the fuckfest so that you will have a clean penis to put back into yon pantaloons.

>> No.16736175

>>16736169
What, are you surprised that I'm so hot andgenetically superior that evenanimals want to fuck me?
Must suck being an incel LMAO

>> No.16736180

>>16736171
Yes but you need to pay me first incel, lemme get you my only fans profile

>> No.16736184

>>16736180
Oh joy! Oh most lovely evening! I shall subscribe to yon onlyfans and pay my simpbux to yon e wallet and paypal and I shall be a good little paypig, so good you will want me on your farm, and live in the stalls, and eat whatever scraps of food you leave me. I'll even suck up litres of piss or your shit, perhaps jars of your cum you save up for weeks on end.

>> No.16736191

>>16736184
Yes, good good you retarded piece of shit. Now I've got to go and fuck my 30th hope this evening, go kill yourself, don't let me see you genetic waste by the time I return

>> No.16736489

Bump