Player two

[Anonymous No.16735756]

Is anyone excited for this? Do you think it'll be the same as the first?
Has it been leaked or anything yet?

I just want to read it bros

[Anonymous No.16735779]

>>16735756

[Anonymous No.16735800]

I cut two people out of my life that recommended that I should watch the film. The worst thing I have ever seen.
I imagine the books are even more painful.

[Anonymous No.16735804]

>>16735756
did he spend all the spielberg monies on funko pops already

[Anonymous No.16735809]

>>16735800
The movie was alright but it pales to the book

I'd legit live in oasis. Just saying

[Anonymous No.16736155]

>>16735800
There's a completely unironic passage about the benefits of masturbation, and in another there's just a list of pop culture shit like movies for about a page or two. No idea how anyone can read that shit.

[Anonymous No.16736163]

>>16736155
I don't recall the part about masturbating. Care to enlighten us?

[Anonymous No.16736165]

>>16735756
LETS GOOOOOOO PLEBBIT

[Anonymous No.16736183]

>>16736165
Plebbit hates it as much as 4chin

[Anonymous No.16736189]

>>16736183
Based

[Anonymous No.16736202]

>>16736155
>complains about 2 pages listing pop culture
>praises Iliad cataloguing ship for on and on and on
Be consistent lads.

[Anonymous No.16736255]

>>16736202
Boats are cool. Back to the Future isn't.

[Anonymous No.16736261]

>yfw you realize Ready Player One is the modern Divine Comedy

[Anonymous No.16736266]

>>16736165

[Anonymous No.16736811]

I'll buy it but I didn't really like Armada.

[Anonymous No.16736852]

>>16735804
Ernest Cline is probably one of the incels that posts here

[Anonymous No.16737330]

>>16736163
I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.

[Anonymous No.16738482]

>>16737330
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.16739815]

>>16737330
How do people read this and not cringe? Are we the weird ones?

[Anonymous No.16739835]

>>16737330
this makes me sad

[Anonymous No.16739889]

>>16737330
thought this was a shitpost at first holy shit LOL

[Anonymous No.16739904]

>>16735756
I read the synopsis of for Ready Player Two and it's another treasure hunt. The book was brain dead to begin with, but the sequel is even lazier.

[Anonymous No.16739911]

>>16739889
im pretty sure it is a shitpost

[Anonymous No.16740014]

>>16735756
I listened to the audiobook of ready player one. Some incredibly cringey moments but for the most part was fine as far as pop lit goes

[Anonymous No.16740031]

>>16736255
This

[Anonymous No.16740068]

>>16735756
RP1 had one interesting idea about the hunters trying to make their brains into replications of the creator's by watching and playing everything he did. Unfortunately nothing was done with that and it was drowned in Cline jerking himself off for being a kid in the 80s

[Anonymous No.16740134]

>>16735756
The first book was embarrassing, hopefully this one will also be embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.16740138]

>>16735779
fpbp

[Anonymous No.16740149]

>>16736183
Im a reddit user because I’m addicted to discussing media online
They maybe hate the movie but they loved the book and ppl were rlly hyped for the film.

[Anonymous No.16740155]

>>16736202
Yes

[Anonymous No.16740274]

>>16735800
the only dude i know who has heard of this read it and liked it, was a bugman, and i dont talk to anymore because he tried to get me kicked out of my university for being racist

[Anonymous No.16741518]

>>16735809
Fag. Faggot. Faaaaaggot. Absolute fagola. Fuck you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16741609]

>>16737330
>knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom
hydrogen only has one proton

[Anonymous No.16742366]

I'm only reading RP1 so I can sneer at it and I'm probably going to do the same with the sequel. Someone please come stop me or else I might continue reading shitty books and God forbid start enjoying them.

[Anonymous No.16742372]

>>16735779
/thread

[Anonymous No.16742377]

>>16737330
>knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom
An extremely stupid metaphor

[Anonymous No.16742610]

>>16736261
Modernites don't have souls so no.

[Anonymous No.16742620]

>>16742366
Take this quote to heart. All that time spent mocking and sneering at something is irrelevant and wasteful.

[Anonymous No.16742663]

>>16737330
>And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami
This whole thing reads like a Reddit thread and an intentional shitpost at the same time.

[Anonymous No.16743143]

>>16735800
>I imagine the books are even more painful
Yes they are. This podcast by two guys who forced themselves to read it is pretty funny
http://372pages.com/page/10

[Anonymous No.16743332]

>>16743143
>podcast
gay

[Anonymous No.16743459]

>>16742366
Have you tried not being a vindictive manchild that feels a false sense of superiority when he watches DSP?

[Anonymous No.16744784]

>>16736202
catalogue of ships vs catalogue of shits
Learn the difference, it could save your mind.

[Anonymous No.16746100]

>>16743459
>DSP
What?
Also bump

[Anonymous No.16746114]

>>16735756
More like Really Gayer Too

[Anonymous No.16747238]

>>16739911
No, that's the genuine unedited passage. It's probably not even the cringiest part of the book either.