ITT we wimpypost

[Anonymous No.16669842]

I can’t be the only zoomerfag

[Anonymous No.16669849]

Admit Greg was the original wojak

[Anonymous No.16669851]

>>16669842
No zoomer, ye er' not special. Like I am.

[Anonymous No.16669861]

>>16669849
Was it tacitly implanted in the brain of one of our own, to be found renewed in those memetic creative hours of his?

[Anonymous No.16669984]

>>16669861
I feel as though wimpy kid has impacted us more than we can imagine

[Anonymous No.16669991]

>>16669861

[Anonymous No.16670021]

>>16669842
wimpy kid is the series that got me to realise that reading can be fun.

[Anonymous No.16670025]

>>16669984
>>16669991
>it's the same meme

[Anonymous No.16670028]

>>16669842

[Anonymous No.16670033]

>>16669842
greg is a fucking sociopath
I fucking hate is stupid fucking diaries.

[Anonymous No.16670073]

>>16670033
You’re not wrong even as a kid he seemed sociopathic

[Anonymous No.16670145]

Why would anyone want to read this? When I was in school even the bookish kids thought this greg character was a total loser.

[Anonymous No.16670157]

>>16670033
>>16670073
Yes.

[Anonymous No.16670203]

The tradwife

[Anonymous No.16670214]

>>16670145
He is but the other characters were interesting and the plot lines were good (at least to 4th grade me)

[Anonymous No.16670236]

[Anonymous No.16670517]

>>16670033
As a child, I ended up rooting for Greg a lot of the time. I was a goody two shoes most of the time, but to read about someone acting purely in his own self-interest at the expense of others made Greg feel like an underdog character.

[Anonymous No.16670530]

>>16670236
Based Robert.

[Anonymous No.16670535]

>>16670517
>acting purely in his own self-interest at the expense of others
>underdog character
I don't know how that matches up

[Anonymous No.16670545]

>>16669842
>>16669842
I'm a zoomer but never read Wimpy Kid
For me, it's Adrian Mole

[Anonymous No.16670547]

>>16669984
Sometimes I start reading a book and forget half the character names before I even finish it. I haven't organically thought about Wimpy Kid in years. Tell me why I still remember this kid's name is Fregley?

[Anonymous No.16670551]

>>16669842
Hear me out guys: If you look up Socio-Sexual Hierarchy, Greg is picture perfect representation of the 'Gamma Male' archetype. Dismiss it as nonsense if you'd like, but his behavior actually makes sense according to the model.

[Anonymous No.16670558]

>"Anon, I bought you this book. I think you'll like it, the main character is just like you haha."

Why, mother?

[Anonymous No.16670572]

>>16670551
Quick rundown? I dont want that incel shit in my search history

[Anonymous No.16670611]

>>16670535
I meant more that he could do that sort of stuff and get away with it (mostly) without consequence from authority. idk senpai, I had a weird childhood. Maybe I was a sociopath.

[Anonymous No.16670618]

>>16670572
Just look it up on youtube. Theres videos by a guy named Vox Day (yeah yeah I know, just watch the video)

[Anonymous No.16670642]

>>16670611
No, it does make sense- You said you were a goody two shoes? If you wanted to be a little shit but felt like you couldn't, it's pretty natural you'd enjoy reading that kind of thing.

Underdog is just a weird choice of word.

[Anonymous No.16670646]

>>16669861
I thought Wojak was some Polish guy memed on krautchan. Like how Spurdo and Apu are Finnish.

[Anonymous No.16670660]

[Anonymous No.16670669]

Where can I find these online?

[Anonymous No.16670678]

>>16670547
he was iconic

[Anonymous No.16670688]

>>16670558
Btfod by based Susan

[Anonymous No.16670705]

>>16670551
100% chance Greg spends a large portion of his time on r9k

[Anonymous No.16670748]

Rodrick has been carrying the same book around for two weeks. “Fanged”something. It’s huge. I’ve never even seen Rodrick read before, but apparently this “Nick Land” guy is all he’s interested in now. He brings it to the dinner table and everything, makes us listen while he talks about cyborgs and computers and stuff. You’d think Mom would be happy, but last night I heard her tell him that he needed to return it and get a new book. Then he said she just wasn’t “accelerated” enough to understand it. I don’t even know what that means.

[Anonymous No.16670770]

Today when I went over to Rowley's house to play video games, his room was SUPER clean. When I went to turn on the tv, he said he wanted to show me these youtube videos by some guy named "Jordan Peterson." I was expecting something funny, like prank videos, but instead it was just this older guy giving boring life advice. Then Rowley put on a really long video of this Peterson guy debating some fat bearded man. He kind of looked like a drunk Santa Claus

[Anonymous No.16670785]

Rodrick has been carrying the same book around for two weeks. “Fanged”something. It’s huge. I’ve never even seen Rodrick read before, but apparently this “Nick Land” guy is all he’s interested in now. He brings it to the dinner table and everything, makes us listen while he talks about cyborgs and computers and stuff. You’d think Mom would be happy, she’s the one who dragged him to the bookstore in the first place. But last night I heard her tell him that he needed to return it and get something more appropriate. Then he said she just wasn’t “accelerated” enough to understand it. I don’t even know what that means.

[Anonymous No.16670791]

Faggot

[Anonymous No.16670793]

>>16670770
Kek’d be honest when’s the last time you read diary of a wimpy kid

[Anonymous No.16670799]

>>16670791
Ok ploopy