/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16667325]

Do any New York fags want to have a meetup?

[Anonymous No.16667348]

>>16667325
>meetup
Why would I ever want to meet someone from this board without a gun?

[Anonymous No.16667460]

>>16667325
What'syer offer?

[Anonymous No.16667462]

>>16667325
idk bro i already met up with your mom lol

[Anonymous No.16667471]

>>16667325
Nice try, FBI.

[Anonymous No.16667711]

>>16667325
I thought everyone moved out of New York because of COVID.

[Anonymous No.16667846]

Where you thinking of meeting. Been on this board for a few years now and I'd be up to actually meet one of you people at some point

[Anonymous No.16667870]

>>16667325
I live in Brooklyn, I'm not doing this again.

[Anonymous No.16667872]

>>16667711
nah people evacuated cause your mom queefed lmao

[Anonymous No.16667879]

>>16667870
Fucking lmao. I expect nothing less.

[Anonymous No.16668207]

>>16667870
>>16667879

[Anonymous No.16668288]

>>16667460
Based

[Anonymous No.16668302]

>>16667870
At least /k/ has good memes from their meet ups. This is just sad.

[Anonymous No.16668313]

>>16667870
>>16668207
The reason this shit happens is because some of you have the charisma of a literal rock, I guarentee if any of you had once ounce of social skills that meetup wouldn't have been nearly as bad. Also if the greentext is real I feel sorry for the girl who showed up by herself, she was probably scared to death

[Anonymous No.16668317]

>>16667870
>>16668207
I'm very disappointed, /lit/.

[Anonymous No.16668352]

>>16667870
>>16668207
Jfc, how pathetic.
>no drugs
>no alcohol
>no returning to some anon's loft for an afterparty in their personal library amd fucking in the stacks
Go back to Ohio you fucking losers, no wonder this board is terrible.

[Anonymous No.16668376]

>>16668352
Who were they going to fuck? The picture is all dudes. And these are white incels. They don't have the street smarts to know where to get illegal substances

[Anonymous No.16668390]

>>16668376
Each other, I don't say no to boipussy and I guarantee there were some genuine fags in there.

When the time is right I think I'll set up this shit myself. I know just the spot for it. Very /lit/.

[Anonymous No.16668400]

>>16667711
Not nearly enough did

[Anonymous No.16668408]

>>16668390
Is it in your private cabin, isolated in the middle of the woods like Thoreau

[Anonymous No.16668414]

>>16668390
Not a NY fag but it's obvious any comfy bar without loud music where you can chat would do the trick. Jesus, who was the genius who thought it'd be a good idea to go to Burger King or some shit.

[Anonymous No.16668415]

>>16667325
Girls are welcome but must remain unshod during the meetup

[Anonymous No.16668416]

>>16667325
I have met literally dozens (if you include early days of that chanology bullshit it would go into the hundreds) of people off the internet and not one has been a half-decent person. There's just no point.
The only decent person I 'met' online was actually someone I went to school with who I re-met in a /v/ steam group. The next most normal person I met was technically from leddit and he was a weirdo but not awkward about it and we just hung out doing arcade shit so it wasn't boring at all. Every 4chan meeting has been absolutely awkward shitters.

>>16667870
At least they all look normal enough unlike /fa/.

[Anonymous No.16668423]

>>16668415
Blanket rule of no clothing that touches the skin below the hips. Skirts and dresses ok, shorts and trousers no.

[Anonymous No.16668432]

>>16668416
At least /fa/ has soul

[Anonymous No.16668434]

>>16668376
who dafuq buys drugs off the street you get them online nigga

[Anonymous No.16668438]

>>16667870
>posting on /lit/ instead of /lit/ posting

[Anonymous No.16668441]

>>16668432
This looks horrible lmao

[Anonymous No.16668443]

>>16667325
>i want friends
weakling

[Anonymous No.16668446]

>>16668434
Ok computer Tyrone

[Anonymous No.16668451]

>>16668432
>black sun logo and hitler mo
Based Ive never seen the original photo. Always the edit where he has a bladee shirt.

[Anonymous No.16668458]

>>16668432
>teen adolf on the right
Mega kek
>>16668434
Me, I don't trust faceless strangers.
>>16668414
Bars are a dodgy proposition right now. However I'm currently out on my nightly walk in an easy to access open area that is absolutely deserted and quiet at night. There's even group seating and some local landmarks to see. You could all stretch your edgy little legs with me.

[Anonymous No.16668460]

>>16668432
>has soul
Where?

[Anonymous No.16668469]

>>16668458
>Me, I don't trust faceless strangers
So you don't order off of amazon, or ebay?
Literally the same shit
Read the reviews for the vendor LMAO

[Anonymous No.16668474]

>>16667325
Laughing my fucking ass off. Why would I ever meet anyone on 4chin irl.

[Anonymous No.16668477]

>>16668441
>>16668451
>>16668458
>>16668460
They unironcially look way more normal

[Anonymous No.16668479]

>>16668469
Ordering books and getting shit you smoke are two dIfferent things.Besides, why subsidize some fuck in Miami when I could be putting money into the local economy? This is why your bumfuck town is miles behind us, anon.

[Anonymous No.16668486]

>>16668477
It’s more normal because at least they are concerned with the real world. /lit/ has a lot of escapists so far from reality that they can’t talk face to face any more

[Anonymous No.16668490]

>>16668479
>Ordering books and getting shit you smoke are two dIfferent things
No they're not
>why subsidize some fuck in Miami when I could be putting money into the local economy?
it's cheaper
>This is why your bumfuck town is miles behind us, anon
I live in noo yawk

[Anonymous No.16668494]

How did 4chan get more popular yet simultaneously get filled with more losers?

[Anonymous No.16668506]

>>16667325
>Do any New York fags want to have a meetup?
I don't have friends and I don't want to make any.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16668507]

>>16668494
1. Pol
2. R9k
3. anime

[Anonymous No.16668512]

>>16668490
>live in noo yawk
Well, you'd be the first person I've met without a local plug. Personally I like knowing my guy but maybe you can redpill me on why I should soullessly order from the internet if I ever see you.

[Anonymous No.16668514]

>>16667870
The thing that always shocks me the most about these meet-ups that get posted here is how brown most of 4chan is.

[Anonymous No.16668515]

>>16668507
>anime
But 4chan is anime

[Anonymous No.16668519]

>>16668512
i've been doing it since highschool, it's just cheaper. how much do you pay for a ml of dab or a tab of LSD?

[Anonymous No.16668522]

>>16668507
are you in new york butters? i want to pinch yer cheeks and finger your bum hole

[Anonymous No.16668526]

>>16668507
>/pol/
they're just edgy kids.
>/r9k/
unironcially filled with girls and angsty teens

[Anonymous No.16668538]

>>16668519
Never done LSD, though i'd be willing.

More a weed and adderall guy. If you know about cheap adderall I'd be glad to hear the news because I currently haven't had access for two years.

[Anonymous No.16668557]

>>16668538
Install tor
Procure BTC
Go on dark.fail
If i can do it without any help while being underage b& then so can you.

[Anonymous No.16668562]

>>16668522
California

[Anonymous No.16668572]

>>16668562
Good, I woudn't want one of you incels to do a driveby on us trying to catch her. Besides she would probably flip when an inevitable tranny shows up.

[Anonymous No.16669444]

>>16668526
They're loser kids

[Anonymous No.16669470]

>>16667870
This wasn't /lit/

[Anonymous No.16669473]

>>16667870
>>16668477
absolute state of contemporary effay and lit

>pic related is effayx/lit/ '14 meetup

[Anonymous No.16669512]

>>16668494
Success breeds losers. It's how green house effects are made worse with fossil fuel. The more capitalism/success means a higher rate of failure.

[Anonymous No.16669549]

>>16669473
Wait, so all one needs to do in order to be effay these days is to wear the secular version of a chasuble?

[Anonymous No.16669765]

>>16669473
>11 drones in black
HOLY BASED AND REDPILLED

[Anonymous No.16669790]

>>16669549
and be 6ft+, thin, model-tier face

[Anonymous No.16669795]

>/mu/ 2012 meetup

[Anonymous No.16669810]

>>16669473
most of them look good though
if you don’t care about fashion and black color then you’re ngmi

[Anonymous No.16669831]

>>16669795
why are they so much happier than us bros

[Anonymous No.16669836]

>>16669831
Optimism is cowardice

[Anonymous No.16669838]

any Tokyo fags (straight) on /lit/ want to meet up?

[Anonymous No.16669884]

Any queens fags here

[Anonymous No.16669932]

>>16669838
Are you Chinese or Japanese?

[Anonymous No.16669938]

>>16669932
I'm from laos

[Anonymous No.16669955]

>>16668432
> right shirt
lmao

[Anonymous No.16669988]

>>16668514
this is new york city so there are bound to be ethnic minorities in the mix

[Anonymous No.16669996]

>>16669938
The ocean? Which ocean?

[Anonymous No.16670023]

>>16667870
This is so embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.16670064]

>>16669838
I'm in Kyoto

[Anonymous No.16670067]

>>16669838
How do jp imageboard lit discussions compare to 4chan?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16670102]

>>16669836
Nonsense.

[Anonymous No.16670117]

>>16669795
how are there so many cute girls there lmao.

[Anonymous No.16670126]

>>16670117
because girls listen to music unlike boys who like serious things such as books and politics

[Anonymous No.16670154]

I hold a negative view of others and myself, generally I am disgusted by other humans. Call it an indoctrination of sorts but after being forced into higher culture and /fit/, studying art and the idealized form in comparison to the modern homo sapien which is flawed to no end, I would despise meeting up with anyone from here. Being reminded that you are something more than text on a screen is already enough to turn me off, why on earth would I ever want to see any of your small, weak, skinny fat faces in their vain attempts to "lookmax," or "sleaze max," or other garbage. To me you are all no more than a group of walking 90's cartoons, emphasised with the ugliest of traits. Never.

[Anonymous No.16670162]

>>16670102
Everything's going bad in this world.

[Anonymous No.16670163]

>>16670064
I'm so sorry.
>>16670067
>I like to read.
>Do you read books?
>Yes.
>What kind of books?
>Manga.

[Anonymous No.16670184]

I've come to the conclusion that you are not my type of people.

[Anonymous No.16670193]

>>16670154
Aren't you a bundle of joy

[Anonymous No.16670210]

>>16670193
Your condescending sarcasm certainly helps improve my perception of you, love.

[Anonymous No.16670219]

>>16670210
I wouldn't mind if it didn't

[Anonymous No.16670235]

no, stay away from me

[Anonymous No.16670724]

>>16669473
They look cool asf, and i despise fashion. Maybe the problem is >>16667870 happened in 2020, so all the original cool 4channers left, and what's left are awkward creepy incels.

[Anonymous No.16670744]

>>16669795
woah, some of those girls are cute. Why do other boards get cute girls and the only cute (confirmed) girl that browses /lit/ is a lesbian

[Anonymous No.16670796]

>>16669795
Funny how all the pre/pol/ domination meetups were almost all white

[Anonymous No.16670859]

>>16667325
meetings of any kind should have a common goal
for pol, that should be creating a white only community
for lit, maybe raiding a bookstore?

[Anonymous No.16670866]

>>16670859
Even just meeting up at a bookstore would be good, better than just meeting on a random street corner and then just standing around and looking at each other

[Anonymous No.16670953]

>>16667325
The only way I would be able to go to a burger meeting wpuld be if I had a private jet
If i were the person that had a private jet, would I really care about neeting some random people? I could think of some reasons for it: ideas for book characters, psychological study, test some theories of personality formation, find potential employees
Thats about it I guess

[Anonymous No.16670964]

>>16667348
Who said you couldn’t bring one?

[Anonymous No.16671283]

>>16668313
kys simp

[Anonymous No.16671307]

>tfw you'll never hunker down for nyc covid lockdown part 2 in a top floor midtown penthouse with a huge library, liquor cabinet, and half a dozen lit bros

[Anonymous No.16672105]

>>16669996
based&hillpilled

[Anonymous No.16672152]

>>16671307
sounds like hell, except for the library (and liquor)

[Anonymous No.16672167]

>>16670724
That's a picture of professional models you retard, and 4chan was founded by a 15 year old anime enthusiast

[Anonymous No.16672178]

>>16667325
do /lit/ hoes ever show up to these meetups? I have no desire to hang out at a total sausage fest. I don't even necessarily care about hitting on femanons I just don't enjoy social events that are 100% men, unless it's something manly like hunting or playing vidya.

[Anonymous No.16672255]

>>16669831
>>16670117
its not a mu meetup

[Anonymous No.16672514]

>>16668432
Lmao this is the notorious hacker known as 4chan

[Anonymous No.16672521]

>>16672167
>That's a picture of professional models
Reality is disappointing indeed. Get out of the basement.

[Anonymous No.16672566]

>>16667325
The Boston meetup looked comfy. Lots of smiles and non-troglodyte-looking anons. Who has the photo?

>>16667870
Are you sure this is a /lit/ meetup? Nobody start shit-speaking about Nietzsche, Guenon, or Xeno? Seems like people just needed more time to get out of their autism shells. I do think there are some well-read and interesting people on this board - maybe just not the kind who goes to meetups.

[Anonymous No.16672579]

>>16669473
This is so fucking cringe though

[Anonymous No.16672648]

>>16672566
>implying meme philosopher NEETs weren't what showed up last time and lacked any confidence to espouse their ideas in person lest they be crushed
Next meetup should be for chad reading and writing fags, not navel gazers.

[Anonymous No.16672757]

>>16672648
>Next meetup should be for chad reading and writing fags, not navel gazers.
Would attend. I live upstate now but go back to the city often. Attendees would need to prove they're not a subhuman incel-neet. We could meet outdoors at a cafe and share some good coffee, wine, cigarettes, a conversation starting game etc. I think that would be nice.

[Anonymous No.16672792]

>>16669473
Yeah that ain't /fa/

[Anonymous No.16672802]

>>16672648
>>16672757
Yes, it just has to be planned correctly. Either a cafe or a nicer bar, ideally close to a good bookstore because that would provide the impetus to conversation if necessary. It would be nice if a lit girl or two showed up, not even in a romantic way but just to liven the conversation. Make it feel more like a salon. Ideally we could be a kind of Johnsonian Club, very comfy.

[Anonymous No.16672819]

The meet-up should be in two stages. The first stage is that we all go to a bar and get fucking swifty with it and get to know each other over one or twelve beers. This will be a natural autist/incel/virgin filter.

Then, we make a WhatsApp group of the reaminders at some point in the night, and then meet up a second time a few weeks later to actually discuss literature.

[Anonymous No.16672834]

>>16672802
>bar or cafe in NYC rn
Fantasy that will have to wait.

I propose the Riegelmann Boardwalk at midnight. Coffee, wine, beer, etc can be provided by organizing anons. There are areas with substantial seating and few homeless as the ocean makes it a bit too chilly for them. Walking beside the ocean at night while watching the distant lights and the blinking parachute tower in a peculiar urban silence can be very /lit/. Just dress warmly.

[Anonymous No.16672843]

>>16668514
even the nazis on pol are brown

[Anonymous No.16672857]

>>16672843
>a gallon of milk
What the fug

[Anonymous No.16672861]

People in general are not good looking. This was the head volunteer of #YangGang

[Anonymous No.16672868]

>>16672861

[Anonymous No.16672873]

>>16672868
>>16672861
Yes, you've posted these before. They're not relevant here though? Please fuck off?

[Anonymous No.16672880]

>>16672873
don't be mad. Andrew can run again in 2024

[Anonymous No.16672886]

>>16672880
Still not relevant.

[Anonymous No.16672888]

>>16672802
>>16672819
I like some combo of these two. Love the salon idea. A /lit/ circle in a fallen city. Bars, cafes and bookstores are still open in the city. What about the McNally Jackson on Prince Street? If we could keep it in Manhattan / Brooklyn that would be nice. There's also Books are Magic by the Bergen st. F/G and Spoonbill in Williamsburg.

> I am a /lit/ girl btw. If there were some other fem anons there it could attend that would make it more equitable.

>>16672834
That sounds aesthetic, if kind of cold. I'd personally rather make the trek to Coney Island for something that could potentially be a big letdown.
> They don't sleep anymore on the beach.

[Anonymous No.16672897]

>>16672888
> *rather not

[Anonymous No.16672904]

Am I the only person on this whole fucking board that's a genuinely friendly person? I mean geeze I like arguing about books and their contents as much the next guy but goddamn you guys are hard on other people. Maybe this is just what approaching 30 feels like.

[Anonymous No.16672911]

>>16672904
>>16672904
>>16672904
you don't sound very friendly uwu :3

[Anonymous No.16672912]

>>16672886
I know you're still hurting from the loss, but real life groups of people are related to other real life groups of people. Cheer up. Maybe Trump/Biden will implement $1000 a month in the next administration

[Anonymous No.16672917]

>>16672911
I'm actually not really.

[Anonymous No.16672931]

>>16672912
>hehehe gonna keep posting
I really dgaf if Andrew Yang got shot in the head tomorrow. This thread was just relatively free of shitposts until you showed up.
>>16672897
>>16672888
Yeah, understandable but its also impossible to get lost on the way there and the outdoor environment means minimal COVID risk. Also I'd personally try not to let it be disappointing but no guarantees I guess.

We also don't know how many people will show. I expect under ten but you know.

[Anonymous No.16672934]

>>16672911
Me neither desu. I'm kind of an elitist cunt, honestly. But I like interesting, smart people.

[Anonymous No.16672935]

>>16672931
sure, you want to save your enegery until the next election

[Anonymous No.16672943]

>>16668514
You’d be surprised by how many Mexicans I served with in the marines who all browsed 4chan

[Anonymous No.16672946]

>>16672943
>marine that's read a book
bullshit-detector going wild

[Anonymous No.16672963]

>>16672943
You'd be surprised by how unsurprised I am, considering how prominently many mexicans and future marines feature in middle school anime clubs <3

[Anonymous No.16673234]

bump

[Anonymous No.16673322]

What about book club?
197 E 3rd St, New York, NY 10009

[Anonymous No.16673337]

>>16672521
reverse image search it retard, it's not a 4chan meet

[Anonymous No.16673348]

>>16672946
>bullshit-detector going wild
Few and far between, but at least we are on average smarter than the monkeys in the army.

>>16672963
<3

[Anonymous No.16673371]

>>16673322
This makes more sense to me than 'let's just meet up and hope noone totally spergs out in public', but I think a better option would be to meet at a book store first, discuss and pick out said group reading book, then relocate.

[Anonymous No.16673379]

I'm new to the area and actually in New Jersey, so I don't know any specific places that would be good, but it sounds like there are at least a half dozen of us that would genuinely go which might be comfier than having a lot of people. >>16672819 proposes a good idea- first something with alcohol to break the ice and then later if we want we can meet up again to do something more purely literary.

[Anonymous No.16673384]

>>16672857
That milk is racist meme that went around back in 2016 I guess. Or some dude there just really likes milk

[Anonymous No.16673389]

>>16673322
This looks based as hell

[Anonymous No.16673537]

All right. How about the White Horse Tavern. Dylan Thomans, Kerouac and a bunch of other assholes used to drink here.
567 Hudson St, New York, NY 10014
Then we can move on to another place.
Maybe on a Saturday?

[Anonymous No.16673565]

>>16672857
milk = white
white = good

[Anonymous No.16673597]

Just do t go to /k/ meetups

[Anonymous No.16673602]

>>16667870
>0 whites
Can we just rangeban america already?

[Anonymous No.16673622]

Imagine living in shit york

[Anonymous No.16673647]

>>16673622
It's arguably the most /lit/, /fa/ city on earth. It has an energy, a vibe and a living history that's captivating even after years of living there. Yes it's grimy, but that's part of the charm, and besides, upstate is beautiful and just a short train ride away.

[Anonymous No.16673651]

>>16673647
You sound like a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.16673671]

>>16673651
t. flyover retard
cope

[Anonymous No.16673678]

>>16673647
I'll take my comfortable quiet rural "fly over" country any day over a huge metro area

[Anonymous No.16673685]

>>16673671
I live in NYC, faggot. I’m just not at faggot like you.

[Anonymous No.16673688]

I'm not white and I think people would be shocked to see me at the meet up.
Of course it'd be a public space and I'd inform my lawyer that I could be assaulted before I go.

[Anonymous No.16673689]

>>16673647
NYC is shit and I lived here my whole life.
Only people who live here can truely understand how shitty it is.

[Anonymous No.16673695]

>>16673689
Don't you insult the greatest city on earth.

[Anonymous No.16673704]

>>16673647
jew york looks like dogshit, the most /lit/ city is london and the most /fa/ city is paris

[Anonymous No.16673715]

>>16673695
>greatest city on earth
it’s not even the greatest city in the USA
That honor falls to Des Moines

[Anonymous No.16673720]

>>16673537
>$15 Dylan Thomas is a double pour of jack with no ice
This place is an overpriced meme.

[Anonymous No.16673726]

>>16673647
In america thats a BIG maybe, on earth? Lmao

t. New yorker

[Anonymous No.16673728]

>>16673695
>ridiculously expensive rent and real estate
>harsher gun laws than all of europe
>crime is high while self defense almost illegal (tasers are outright banned)
>can't go out at night without risking getting raped or mugged
>high wealth inequality
>bums sleep on the street
>thousands of vacant homes
>orwellian police state
>public transportation mandatory for poorfags
>one of the worst in the world
>eternally reeks of piss
>shit school system
>no jobs
>rude people
would you like me to go on?

[Anonymous No.16673729]

>>16673720
>>16673537
Seriously

[Anonymous No.16673730]

A square yard of polluted soil in downtown New York is worth more than a mansion in your bad place

[Anonymous No.16673735]

>>16673728
>shit school
This has gotta be one of the worst bits. Primary school in New York is undeniably grim.

[Anonymous No.16673738]

>>16673728
Well if you can't take the heat you shouldn't try and compete. New York is for talent and power. Weak people should go have some socialism somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.16673762]

>>16673738
>new york is for talent and power
it's a pseduo feudal city for old money to extract wages from honest working people and midwit bougies to revel in their decadence
I hope we get nuked

[Anonymous No.16673765]

>>16673738
>New York is for talent and power.
imagine posting this unironically

[Anonymous No.16673768]

>>16673762
Just move if you hate it so much lmao

[Anonymous No.16673774]

>>16673762
I thought we were all midwit bourgies here.

[Anonymous No.16673780]

native new yorkers love to complain about nothing more than new york, do not take them seriously

[Anonymous No.16673784]

>>16673774
i am brainlet prole

[Anonymous No.16673798]

>>16673768
I will soon. I'm going back to my parents eastern european shithole and renouncing my americam citizenship.
>>16673774
Some of us are midwit working class immigrant faggots

[Anonymous No.16673803]

>>16673728
sounds a lot like brazil but at least we have bunda

[Anonymous No.16673806]

I live in NYC, but have not read enough and would feel insecure in a /lit/ meet up.

[Anonymous No.16673811]

>>16673780
People here for less than a decade complain. After that you get tired of complaining and start actually doing things. Irony burnout is actually the galvanizing force for everything good that happens in the city.

Anyway I'll think about a bar. Idk why you retards want to go into Manhattan. Brooklyn and Queens are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.16673829]

discord first, meeting people from online right off the bat is a disaster waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.16673832]

>>16673811
If you wanna do something small, you do it in Brooklyn, but if you wanna do something big you do in Manhattan

[Anonymous No.16673848]

>>16673832
Nah, if you want to burn money on overpriced trash drinks with whoever shows up in Manhattan go ahead. I'm not into it.

[Anonymous No.16673969]

>>16673832
I'm not going all the way down to Manhattan to meet up with people who are probably asocial.

If you do a Brooklyn meetup, more people are gonna show, guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.16673978]

take pictures and post later so we can all cringe

[Anonymous No.16674003]

just remembered that downtown Brooklyn is a mess right now.

guess it'll have to be Manhattan

[Anonymous No.16674020]

>>16673647
I like bits and pieces of it, but I'm only living here because I got an offer I can't refuse. The thrill of it wore off after about two years, and then you realize the only people who "make it" here who are the ones who were foreordained to make it. It's nice (or was nice) to live here if you're rich or orbit the rich Now the city has been utterly overrun by dark skinned lumpenproles who rampage and trash it with impunity because the police are either scared to act or tacitly on strike. You wouldn't believe unless you lived here the unbelievable pile up of atrocities and the liberal cognitive dissonance that enables it unless you lived here.
At the same time I want both sides of it. As much as I dream of living in the forest, I know I would instantly become aware of what the city offers, everything money can buy, fuck buddies, fancy people, etc. Except covid has certainly put paid to much of that.

[Anonymous No.16674022]

>>16674003
Nah, fuck Manhattan. You know as well as I that this shit was a tiny kerfuffle in the grand scheme of the city. Besides, I was advocating for the beach.

[Anonymous No.16674029]

>>16674020
>You wouldn't believe unless you lived here the unbelievable pile up of atrocities and the liberal cognitive dissonance that enables it unless you lived here.
Yikes. This sentence is as butchered as it is true.

[Anonymous No.16674045]

>>16674029
if you're calling it very butchered that would make it very true

[Anonymous No.16674056]

Proposal:
Split the meetup between Manhattan fags and boro fags.

[Anonymous No.16674080]

>>16674020

Absolute Truth. I left nyc about 8 years ago. Some parts can be pretty comfy, but you need a loaded bank account to make it work (and 100x that to make it work if you want to have kids).

[Anonymous No.16674120]

>>16673811
>>16673832
>>16674022

Okay, where in Brooklyn is it gonna be? If we're actually gonna do this, pick a decent location please. One that is corona free, preferably.

[Anonymous No.16674133]

>>16674120
I'm still suggesting Brighton Beach at night as I have all along. I can bring hot coffee and good beers in a cooler.

[Anonymous No.16674323]

>>16674120
>>16674022
>>16673832

How about Williamsburg, faggots? Not as kino as the city, but not as grimy either. There’s McNally Jackson and Spoonbill and Sugartown, and plenty of cafés a close walk to the Bedford L. We can browse the shelves, drink wine, then walk down to the riverfront and smoke cigs and talk about how much we hate NYC and each other’s taste. I’m down if you are Anon.

[Anonymous No.16674366]

>>16674323
Williamsburg is an acceptable compromise to me.

[Anonymous No.16674379]

>>16674366
Are you a Hasidic Jew

[Anonymous No.16674414]

>>16674379
No? Do you think hasids spend their time on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.16674428]

>>16674414
Donald's daughter and son and law are orthodox too, follows all the Jewish rules, and look at her. I don't think there's anything non-kosher about 4chan

[Anonymous No.16674440]

>>16674428
You're insufferable, so stay home.

[Anonymous No.16674450]

>>16674440
kek
>>16674428
>>16674379
BTFO’d and filtered from the meetup. Now sashay away.

[Anonymous No.16675250]

Newyorkfags, this is going to be our fate in a week's time. And all I have is a katana.
Maybe rather than a cute "literary meet up" we should organize in order to procure high powered firearms.
I want to believe I can convince someone in the mafia to give me a gun, but it won't be easy. They have no immediate use for me other than maybe I could help their digital communications from being hacked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn7pZdg0aI4

[Anonymous No.16675272]

>>16675250
Whats happening in a week brah?

[Anonymous No.16675292]

A meeting in the near future? Ya'll niggers gonna get corona

[Anonymous No.16675308]

>>16667325
Damn this place is filled withh new yorkers. No wonder it's shit.

[Anonymous No.16675372]

we've had ~3-4 /lit/ meets over the last 5-6 years. they went ok.

[Anonymous No.16675490]

>>16675250
>doesn't have russian mafia connections
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.16675816]

why do so many people larp meet ups and post a random picture of models
is it just the same autist pretending like he goes out?

[Anonymous No.16675818]

>>16675816
If I were larping, I'd include some literary girls. Who wants to attend a sausagefest?

[Anonymous No.16675841]

>>16669473
>>16669549
>>16669765
>>16669810
>>16670724
>>16672579
Watermark in the bottom right, you tards.

[Anonymous No.16675986]

I support any idea where I don't have to drink, like beach anon's.

[Anonymous No.16675992]

I could honestly beat all of you in a fight.

[Anonymous No.16676028]

>>16675992
>>16675986
Go to sleep you idiots.

[Anonymous No.16676231]

>>16668352
>drugs
>alcohol
>New York urbanite shitting on Ohio at all
Kill yourself!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16676238]

>>16676231
Nah.

[Anonymous No.16676248]

>>16667325
If you can afford to live in New York in 2020 you're not /lit/.

[Anonymous No.16676285]

>>16676248
That's right, it's so so expensive right now, you may as well just stay in Cleveland I'm sorry to say. :(

[Anonymous No.16676365]

>>16670744
<100 iq girls are straight
130>x>100 are bi
>130 are lesbian
/lit/ men are doomed

[Anonymous No.16676667]

>>16675250
should have moved upstate and bought funs when you had a chance, m’sir.
>>16675292
> he thinks the holocough is real
>>16676248
kek. the city’s getting way cheaper post covid. rents are down like 20-30% in some places. i have friends moving from bushwick to park slope and tribeca now, reverse gentrifying that sucker.

[Anonymous No.16676842]

>>16673647
>It has an energy, a vibe and a living history
yeah it must be all the rats and cockroaches

[Anonymous No.16677648]

Bumping

[Anonymous No.16677678]

>>16674323
would do Williamsburg if we have to do Brooklyn

based Morningside Heights-er reporting in

[Anonymous No.16678556]

hey I'm bumpin here

[Anonymous No.16678606]

>>16677678
based uptowner, let's ditch these borough-fags

[Anonymous No.16678719]

>>16678606
if we had enough uptown people interested, I'd happily meet up for a stroll through Riverside or Morningside Park. Sounds idyllic this time of year

[Anonymous No.16678751]

>>16674323
I live in Williamsburg. Honestly I'm not trying to meet up with a bunch of dudes from 4chan irl (though I might actually do it for /mu/ someday, as I'm much more of a music nerd than a lit one). However, I would be willing to hide several tabs of LSD inside a book at a local bookstore for your meetup, as long as you promise to document your adventures. Title/location of book to be revealed day of meetup. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.16678758]

>>16678719
>Columbiafag
no thanks, Chang

[Anonymous No.16678996]

how's the prostitution game in nyc?

[Anonymous No.16679010]

>>16678758
Silence you filthy non-columbian

[Anonymous No.16679046]

>>16673322
You need to reserve a space for more than 2 people and they really don't have that much space for a group in COVID. Was there today

[Anonymous No.16679071]

>>16678996
Literally every massage parlor with blocked out windows in a basement is a brothel

[Anonymous No.16679078]

>>16679010
BING BONG U WORK HARDER BING BONG WING WANG Y U NOT DOCTOR YET COUSIN DOCTOR NOW U RAZY

[Anonymous No.16679088]

>>16679010
t. Bao Zhang

[Anonymous No.16679097]

>>16679071
cool beans

[Anonymous No.16679098]

>>16678751
Count me the fuck in.

[Anonymous No.16679305]

>>16678751
DANGEROUSLY based.

[Anonymous No.16679626]

>>16667870
>Post No. 19176818 in image
>16667870 is less than 19176818
Holy shit, /lit/ is filled with time travelers. And the time travelers have social anxiety.

[Anonymous No.16679785]

>>16679626
Quantum research suggests it's actually a post from /fit/. Damn, the trolling in this thread was really bad, the flyover anons must seethe everyday.

[Anonymous No.16681184]

>>16679046
but was it cozy

[Anonymous No.16681197]

>>16675272
the election

Also instead of a irl meetup why dont we all just choose a keyword and go on omegle, or meetup on skype or fucking zoom or something

[Anonymous No.16681199]

>>16678751
>ingesting something another 4chan anon gave you
cumbrownies.jpg

[Anonymous No.16681215]

>>16667325
yeah!

[Anonymous No.16681219]

>>16681197
>how to get goatsed by jealous ohioans
Nah. Better just to shelve this whole concept until the Rona blows over.

[Anonymous No.16681720]

>>16672888
Brad i know that's you

remember when i tried to pimp you out to those Russian babushkas when we were on ketamine in Mui Ne

[Anonymous No.16681769]

any anons want to do an Iowa meetup? i know there are a bunch of Iowa people on here

[Anonymous No.16681851]

>>16681720
you got the wrong guy, pal. but bring Brad to the meetup

[Anonymous No.16681873]

>>16681851
i want to sodomize brad

[Anonymous No.16682361]

>>16678751
shockingly based

[Anonymous No.16682369]

>>16672888
Hi New York /lit/ girl. Forget about the meetup with all these other anons. I'd like to get to know you over some coffee or perhaps a glass of wine. I can regale you with stories of exploits through the Western canon and recite Byron's poetry (from memory) to win your heart. I frequently wear thick sweaters and I'm over 6 feet tall.

[Anonymous No.16682381]

>>16668352
Drugs and alcohol are for weaklings.

[Anonymous No.16682524]

>>16682381
We're on an anonymous literature board anon. Remind me why I should care about what you think of my personal fortitiude?

[Anonymous No.16682538]

>>16682369
unless you have an aesthetically pleasing feminine penis i'm not interested.

[Anonymous No.16682546]

>>16670964
>New York

[Anonymous No.16683627]

>>16672792
kys

[Anonymous No.16684692]

>>16682538
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16684799]

>>16672857
Gallon of Milk a Day, from /fit/ you fucking retarded pseud.