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If I was a serial killer I would probably ask my potential victim about their opinion on Holden Caulfield. If they say "insufferable" then blam! If they say "relatable" they get to live another day.

>> No.16666244

>>16666222
If I was a serial killer I would find adult men and force them to fight me in single combat, in the style of the Achean bronze age. I would bring spears, shields, full armor, and swords. Naturally, I would allow them to have the first spear toss before I proceed to assert my dominance as a warrior.

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>> No.16666282

>>16666222
Based and digits
>>16666244
Also based.

I'd ask my victims "who is John Galt?"

>> No.16666285

>>16666222
What if they say "Who the fuck is that?"

>> No.16666297

>>16666282
>This violates the NAP, lolbertarian
What would you do?

>> No.16666305

>>16666222
What, just one more day? Do you come back the next day and ask the same thing?

>> No.16666314

>>16666297
I shoot anyone who doesn't laugh at the question

>> No.16667041

>>16666222
>Fuller House
Whoa!

>Here's a little self-test for narcissism: if you think Holden Caulfield "gets it" and sees through people's pretenses, you're a narcissist. Unless you are under 25, in which case you are completely normal.
https://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2009/06/where_did_the_title_come_from.html