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mfw Twain, Nietzsche, Bukowski, Lovecraft, any author that isn't American/European/Canadian, Dostoevsky, Borges, any author before 1700 and any author after 1950 is your favorite author

>> No.1666422

Herp derp, I'm cooler than you guys because Wilde died alone and penniless in 1900! Yes!

>> No.1666421

>any author after 1950
>implying any literature post-WW2 is worth reading

>> No.1666426
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>mfw fab writes incomprehensible sentences
>mfw thumbnail

>> No.1666425

>>1666421
it's the same mass-butthurt-in-literary-form that spawns from all wars

>> No.1666427

>>1666426
Looks like he's taken a hit of X while sitting at home, alone.

>> No.1666429

>>1666426
its comprehend-able if youre not a ignoramus

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>mfw my favorite author is Bataille
>mfw "stop liking what i don't like"
>mfw when i kind of agree with you though
fucking cultural homogenization, who do i blame?

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>> No.1666438

>>1666431
Bataille is fine

>>1666427
splain

>> No.1666439

>>1666429
It's very poorly written. You may want to post something that makes sense.

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>>1666429

I think an 'or' somewhere in there would help.

>> No.1666443

OP HERE. I HAVE BIZARRE AND IRRATIONAL STANDARDS OF JUDGMENT. AHAHAHAHAHA, I AM SUCH A FANCY LAD.

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>>1666439
see
>>1666429

>>1666440
there would be too many

>>1666443
you're no fun!

>> No.1666452

>>1666448
>you're no fun!

>We're all friends because of this!

>> No.1666453

wait until the conversation ages to say aged things yourself

>> No.1666454

>>1666453
directed at
>>1666452

>> No.1666455

>>1666453

What is an aged thing to say?

>> No.1666459

>>1666455
>We're all friends because of this!

>> No.1666460

>>1666448
OP HERE, TRA LA LA LA LA, FANCY FANCY FANCY! IF YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR'S NAME HAS AN ODD NUMBER OF LETTERS, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HANG YOURSELF!

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>>1666460
nobody appreciates me...

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>>1666418
I care this much.

>> No.1666471

>>1666462
HOW UTTERLY FAAAAABULOUS! JUST LIKE JESUS!

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>>1666466
now stop shitposting in my thread

>> No.1666473

>>1666460
The only true way to be fancy is to be common. That's why hardly anyone has excelled to the status of being common.

And we're all friends because of this!

(Formulaic wit used: The only true way to be _X_ is to be _opposite of X_. That's why ___stupid contradiction___
And we're all friends because of this!)

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>>1666471
I won't say that we're too terribly different

>> No.1666478

>>1666473
that's from an old post and it's utterly false

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>>1666475
That's interesting, Fabulous, I didn't know you were black. Say something in African.

>> No.1666485

>>1666479
he was middle eastern you fucking dolt

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>> No.1666490

>>1666485
no, you chuckle fuck, he was jewish.

inb4 herp derp jewish is middle eastern, because 'middle eastern' implies arab

also, sage this fagulous self-suck

>> No.1666494

>>1666490
he was an arab jew

god damn, i have to teach before we can discuss

>> No.1666500

This is a very unfortunate thread.

>> No.1666501

>>1666500
unfortunate?

strange of you

>> No.1666503

>>1666485
>>1666494
Uh excuse me Fab but I'm pretty sure Jesus was a black man.

>> No.1666512

>>1666503
well they said that on the boondocks but i beg to differ

>> No.1666520

>>1666512
Sorry, Fabulous, are you an expert on Biblical history? I know you're a fancy lad, but I don't think you're an expert on anything other than Oscar Wilde.

>> No.1666523

>>1666520
i don't know...

:(

>> No.1666540

mfw its Orwell and you got that completely wrong.

>> No.1666542

>>1666443

Oh, I did lol

>> No.1666545

RABELAIS.
nigger.

>> No.1666546

>>1666540
>>1666542
tropic of

cancer

>> No.1666547

>>1666503
>I'm pretty sure Jesus was a black man.
were you there?
No you weren't so you can never be sure.

He wasn't black, he just had a nice tan like everybody else in Israel. Just because your pasty neckbeard skin hasn't seen the sun in years it doesn't mean that everyone else who has some color is black

>> No.1666550

Ha Fab you failed to pin me. Mine is Kafka.
But Borges is a damn close second.
I'm also pretty fond of Chaucer.

>> No.1666551

>>1666547
uh, actually, i was there, i am 2200 years old irl and jesus was a black man. pls stop trolling, stagolee.

>> No.1666553

>>1666551
Unless you are a vampire (which you arne't because there have been no confirmed cases of vampires since at least the early 1800s) you cannot be that old

>> No.1666552

What is this? Did you just vomit onto your keyboard and press enter thinking that this was a coherent statement of some kind?

Jesus, this is a literature board goddammit. Get out of here until you can communicate like a person that doesn't eat paint chips as a hobby.

>> No.1666558

jesus (pbuh) was a black man b/c he was not among the race of devils created by yakub, duh. peace

>> No.1666561

>>1666553
stagolee you are not a vampire expert do not try to pretend you are. i am a half-vampire half-human w/ spiritual powers, so that's why i was not included. be serious and stop trying to deny things that everyone knows are true.

>> No.1666562

How much I like an author is entirely based off of I find their prose readable.

This is why I like Bukowski, Vonnegut and in some instances Pynchon.

>> No.1666565

>>1666562
the worst!

>> No.1666567

A topic involving snobbish behavior, Jesus' ethnicity and tripfag circlejerking.

You people are a lost cause.

>> No.1666572

>>1666567
go have fun in a blueberry thread or a bookshelf thread or something

>> No.1666584

>>1666572
Seriously, Fabulous, I know we joke around a lot, it's a lot of fun and games, but you really are completely terrible.

>> No.1666587

>>1666572

At least those threads are fun. Yours is not only boring (apart from the fancy lad guy) but it's also completely self-involved (as usual) and devoid of any meaning.

You're just taking up space.

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>>1666561
no such thing as "half-vampire"

>> No.1666600

>>1666591
stagolee who am i going to believe, my vampire mother and my human father, or you, who is not a vampire expert. shake my head, stagolee. shake my head. you probably don't even believe in fairies.

>> No.1666606

>>1666587
>boring
this seems like the go-to quip for anons after they've been alerted as to their dull existences on the board

>> No.1666612

>>1666600

count dubsula

>> No.1666614

>>1666606
no.

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>this thread