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>threw a coffee table at a woman
>raped a 17 year old while on tour
>stalked a 5 year old child
>pushed woman from a moving car
>threatened to kill a guy
buhhh but uh irony is the problem

>> No.16646744

>>16646723
No way. This dude wrote "Concerning the Lobster", he's too empathetic to do those things

>> No.16646746
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16646746

fucking BASED, post more dfw escapades

>told jonathan "spineless gay pussy" franzen that he was "put on this planet to fuck as many women as possible"
>told his woman to go out and get a loaf of rye, hanged himself before she got back just to fuck with her
>bullied faggot freshmen in his literature classes
>taught charlie rose how to body slam an intern through a sliding glass door

>> No.16646752

>>16646723
>>16646746
>threw a coffee table at a woman
>raped a 17 year old while on tour
>stalked a 5 year old child
>pushed woman from a moving car
>threatened to kill a guy
>told jonathan "spineless gay pussy" franzen that he was "put on this planet to fuck as many women as possible"
>told his woman to go out and get a loaf of rye, hanged himself before she got back just to fuck with her
>bullied faggot freshmen in his literature classes
>taught charlie rose how to body slam an intern through a sliding glass door
I didn't know this guy was this fucking awesome. I'll read his shit now.

>> No.16646778
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16646778

>smashed up a different table with a fire poker when told his infidelity was a problem
>threatened to kidnap mary karr's son if she didn't let them spend time together (despite barely knowing the boy)
>burned stacks of magazines and newspapers indoors

>> No.16646811
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16646811

>dfw the movie omitted all the based dfw parts

>> No.16646821

>>16646723
wtf? I love DFW now.

>> No.16646829

>>16646811
>Don't you realize, bitch? THIS IS WATER! WE ARE WATER!
>*throws a glass of water at a waitress*
I was waiting for this scene the whole movie.

>> No.16647503

Dfw rules !!! Lol

>> No.16647515

>>16646752
I can no longer tell the difference between real psychopathy and ironic psychopathy.

>> No.16647522

>>16646723
mysogyny? more like awesome

>> No.16647542

>>16646752
same desu, just bought 15 copies of IJ

>> No.16647589

Based women-abusing manic depressive

>> No.16647611

Most based author

>> No.16647637

>>16646746
>put on this planet to fuck as many women as possible
What is the source of that quote?

>> No.16647673

>>16647637
my diary desu

>> No.16647682

>>16647637
Franzen said he said it.

>> No.16647858

>>16647682
Where?
Honestly I couldn't find it on the internet

>> No.16647875

>>16646746
Was DFW saying the he himself was put on the planet to fuck as many women as possible or that jonathan "spineless gay pussy" franzen was?

>> No.16647887

>>16647875
the former

>> No.16647908

>>16646752
Honestly was on the ropes but after reading thiszzzzzzzz AAGAGAGAGAGSHEUDISIIAISKSIDJSJDJJAKANAJAJWJHDHXHSNSBDHDUSOSLSNBZNZHSIDJDNWLKANXNDIWJSJSJZJSJWIWIISDUCHJXND CJCJCUFMHXNCHFNF FUCK DUCK FUCKF CJCM FUCKC FICK FUCM UDKC IFMC IMF C

>> No.16648010

>>16647887
Where franzen said that?

>> No.16648042

>>16646723
Seems based

>> No.16648264

>>16647515
intention

>> No.16648284

Literally everything except the moving car one is either unproven or straight up untrue lol

>> No.16648320

>>16646744
it's easy to fake empathy to the undiscerning eye

>> No.16648331

>>16648284
Kill joy

>> No.16648479

>>16648331
>>16648320
>>16648284
>>16648264
>>16648042
>>16648010
>>16647908
>>16647887
>>16647875
>>16647858
>>16647682
>>16647673
>>16647611
>>16647589
>>16647542
>>16647522
>>16647515
>>16647503
>>16646829
>>16646821
>>16646811
>>16646778
>>16646752
>>16647637
>>16646746
>>16646744
>>16646723
got a source on that buddy?

>> No.16648482

>>16648479
(you)

>> No.16648497

>>16648010
how are you on /lit/ if you can't tell the difference between former and latter. bunch of fucking retards on this board.

>> No.16648513

>>16646723
>was a big, fat phony

>> No.16649145

>>16646723
>>raped a 17 year old while on tour
what? sauce

>> No.16649149

>>16646723
so you've never done anything bad in your life? jfc, give the man a break he was VERY SAD